Your Last Meal

[Red Oni]

You're on death row, the big day comes and they offer you anything you want. What do you choose? Since this is the Escapist you can even go with fictional foods if you want.

 

[MajorTomServo]

As a vegetarian, a double bacon cheeseburger with loaded fries and a chocolate shake.

 

[DugMachine]

2 Whataburger Honey BBQ Chicken Strip Sandwiches

3 Large Fries

1 large coke 1 chocolate Milkshake

1 piece of pumpkin pie and some god damn cheesecake.

Maybe I'll get a heart attack before they get me to the injection room and I'll go out on my own terms.

 

[madwarper]

Ambrosia. Yes, for my "last" meal, I'll have the drink of the gods that grants me ageless immortality.

 

[shadowslayer81]

I'd probably go with a "give everyone else in the prison a nice meal" sort of thing. It's happened a few times before so I know it's possible.

 

[Dangit2019]

Whataburger Quadruple Cheeseburger with Cheese and Ketchup sandwiched between every patty.

Largest sized curly fries from Jack in the Box

Largest sized Reese's shake (from anywhere, because you can't possibly screw that up).


For one reason and one reason only:

Spoiler

 

[FalloutJack]

Fruit from the Tree of Might.

NOW try and kill me, suckers!

 

[Marter]

36 oz. tenderloin steak.
48 piece shrimp ring.
A couple of baked potatoes.
An assortment of vegetables: Peas, green beans, carrots.
Large chocolate milkshake.

Desert would be brownies and ice cream.

It would be a good meal. =D

 

[GTwander]

Liver and onions.

 

[Queen Michael]

One million bacon cheeseburgers. They can't kill me until I've finished.

 

[JimB]

I doubt I'd be real interested, but I've always wanted to try real Chicago pizza, I guess.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Cyanide, cyanide and more cyanide

I won't let them have the satisfaction of watching me die by their hands!

A MAN CHOOSES, A SLAVE OBEYS

 

[Euphbug]

Egg noodles with butter, and a steak on the side. The steak being the side dish as the average egg noodle dish is one of my favorites.

 

[Grouchy Imp_v1legacy]

Eight bran muffins and three double-espressos.

Think about it.

I shall have my revenge...

 

[randomsix]

A tenth of a kilo of cesium, and a glass of ice water.

 

[omega 616]

All you can eat buffet ... "yeah, now what?" (as Jax from Mortal Kombat would say).

Come on, for 1 buffets have the best food ... little sausages for example and 2 you just keep eating, let cholesterol kill you instead of the man!

 

[SD-Fiend]

an all you can eat bacon&deep fried buffet. which of course includes a bacon milkshake and bacon ice cream.

 

[Friendly Lich]

All you can eat sushi bar.

Expensive wines and tequila.

Huge bowl of weed.

Calamari, and popcorn shrimp.

Can vagina be one?

 

[Slitzkin]

Original yogurt with sliced pink lady apples. That sounds really feminine written down. But I just ate that so, some type of epic gourmet burger with half a kilo of beef with a side of fish and chips. And a carton of beer, can't forget the beer.

 

[TheTJackson]

A big bowl of Spaghetti Bolognese and a decent meal for the rest of the inmates if I feel generous...probably not