Your last meal
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A bunch of different dishes from my favourite restaurants. Caesar salad, chicken souvlaki, chicken strips, hamburgers, and so forth.
A bowl of "search bar" soup and a loaf of "Why didn't you use it?" bread, imported directly from the finest breadmakers of Italy.
Okay, sorry, that was mean. But I had to. This thread pops up all the time.
Anyway, my real answer is... uh... probably a large cut of juicy, tender steak, spiced with Montreal Steak Spice and a hint of lemon with a Large bowl of Caesar salad, extra croutons, and a litre of the purest orange juice one could find, served cold but not freezing. And a small bowl of soft vanilla ice cream with nuts and caramel to wrap it up.
Okay, sorry, that was mean. But I had to. This thread pops up all the time.
Anyway, my real answer is... uh... probably a large cut of juicy, tender steak, spiced with Montreal Steak Spice and a hint of lemon with a Large bowl of Caesar salad, extra croutons, and a litre of the purest orange juice one could find, served cold but not freezing. And a small bowl of soft vanilla ice cream with nuts and caramel to wrap it up.
Two chicken enchiladas, with a large side of peas and half the plate taken up by potato gems (Americans call them 'Tater Tots', apparently), with a small sauce dish to the side full of tomato sauce.
Oh, and a 3L bottle of Sunkist. Do they come in bigger bottles than 3L? If so, one of those. I'd drink the whole damn thing.
Oh, and a 3L bottle of Sunkist. Do they come in bigger bottles than 3L? If so, one of those. I'd drink the whole damn thing.
A cake shaped like every internet meme ever. That way, my last words can be, "No, that cake didn't taste funny. Why do you ask?"
Then I'd probably create a nasty time paradox where I'm being executed for that horrible pun at my execution.
Then I'd probably create a nasty time paradox where I'm being executed for that horrible pun at my execution.
Fugo, prepared by a dyslexic Chef with Cerebral palsies.
The fish would hopefully kill me before i got to the chamber/chair/noose/firing squad.
Take that bitches!!!
The fish would hopefully kill me before i got to the chamber/chair/noose/firing squad.
Take that bitches!!!
A twenty ounce New York strip, medium rare, a large baked potato with a lot of butter (at least one whole stick) cheese and bacon bits a three liter bottle of ice cold Dr. Pepper and a large piece of quadruple layered chocolate cake with chocolate utter cream frosting.
Or a twenty four piece bucket of original recipe KFC without wings, six biscuits with plenty of butter (of course) and two orders of mashed potatoes and gravy (can't have KFC without the gravy) the same type of cake mentioned above and a three liter of Dr. Pepper.
Or a twenty four piece bucket of original recipe KFC without wings, six biscuits with plenty of butter (of course) and two orders of mashed potatoes and gravy (can't have KFC without the gravy) the same type of cake mentioned above and a three liter of Dr. Pepper.
Have a massive feast and invite the personal of the prison to dine with me. In the middle of the meal I would stand up and just piss all over the food. If I have to die by exucution I'd want the ones responsible to be as uncomftirble (Mind the terrrible spelling) as possible.