Your last words

[themrwinkleman]

John Sedgwick had the perfect ones I believe, 'Men, they couldnt hit an elephant at this dist...'.

 

[SoxFan96]

"Come on baby, don't fear the reaper. We'll be able to fly." - In a slow dark tone.

"I'll be back." - In an awsome accent obviously.

"I hate the ending of this movie."

Possibly start singing yesterday. Ya know, "Yesterday all my troubles seemed so far away."

"Whetever, all we are is dust in the wind."

"See you in Canada. Oh wait, I meant hell."

"See you on the dark side of the moon."



I will make as many song refernces as I can.

 

[Banana Phone Man]

This one is easy:

 

[hannan4mitch]

Aw, shit. I'm out of silver AND holy water, AND everything else, and all those crazed Twilight fans are getting closer to my hideout. Oh well, I always knew to save one bullet for myself.
But I didn't! That's why I stockpiled all these explosives! (Goes outside) Hey all you nitwits! Twilight sucks and vampires don't sparkle! (Lights fuse, pulls out shotgun and sprays randomly)
Yippy Ky Yay MOTHERFUKKA!!!

(HUGE EXPLOSION)

 

[Anarchemitis]

[HEADING=1]GARBAGE DAY.[/HEADING] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7gIpuIVE3k]

 

[Blitzkreg]

After my loved ones cry at my death bed crying that this cannot be true--
Ah, but the truth is like an expensive whore. She comes in many dresses and will bend over for any with the money to pamper her.

 

[crudus]

Watch carefully. I am only going to do this once.
or
be right back/afk (maybe that is better for the tombstone though).

Respawn in 10, 9, 8, ...

that is good. I may say that.

 

[skitzo van]

"I shot JFK!"

 

[Weil]

"...Funny, I thought this would hurt more."

 

[BlackIronGuardian]

Hopefully, ''Fuck you.''

Probably be something along the lines of ''BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHH....''

 

[Dr. wonderful]

"...I ate what?"

"Okay...let's do this *****!"

"New plan...bite...ankles." (Cookie for shoutout)

 

[No-Superman10]

"Bloody Hell that took a while"
"Look ma! No hands!"
"I bet i can lean out of the window further than you can"
"Beginning prototype test 1...now"

 

[Dr. wonderful]

"Gazpacho Soup!"

Cookies or sex to those who get the reference.

Red Dwarf...ME2....Rimmer...What a guy...!

You know the drill.

 

[No-Superman10]

"Gazpacho Soup!"

Cookies or sex to those who get the reference.

RED DWARF!!!

Edit: Ninja'd by a single minute.

 

[Shady Dealer]

"the Cold claimed the spark" not a refrence to anything and form what i've read one of the more serioues last words that only my close freind will get

 

[Last Bullet]

"What do you mean 'there is no respawning'?"

"See you on the other side."

"Sure is hot in here... Hey, look! Free cake." In case someone religious is nearby.

"For the autopsy, scan me with the Anti-Mass Spectrometer." (cookie for getting the reference)

 

[thatguy1]

"Play crue at my funeral"

At the funeral:

"He was the one they called Dr. Feelgood. He was the one to make you feel alright."

 

[munsterman]

For Pony....

 

[cheese_wizington]

God Dammit.... not another last words thread!

 

[K4RN4GE911]

"Yeah...uhh, there's a bomb inside you and I hate to say, zero seconds."

(beeping) "What?! Oh, son of a bi-"

*huge explosion*

$5 for reference.