Your last words.

[imnot]

If i doe before the 14th, they will be
"looks like Reach, Is out'a reach"
YYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!

if not proberly "shit"

 

[Guffe]

"Finally a deadline I can live with!"

 

[EliteAssassin]

"See? I told you I was sick"

 

[Verlander]

"See? I told you I was sick"

Spike Milligan was awesome

 

[Communist partisan]

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum but this time I'm all outta asskicking.

 

[Richard Eis]

Yay, 970 years. In your face methuselah.

 

[Queen Michael]

One word: Batman.

You can never go wrong with Batman.

 

[Kwaren]

"Why didn't you dodge! *bleh*"

 

[Da Joz]

Whats this do?

 

[notsosavagemessiah]

"well family, i lack originality so i'll go out with this, 'never, never, never, never, give up' "

OR

"what is this? I don't even..."

 

[The Unworthy Gentleman]

"I was Mr Blobby"

Cookie for reference.

 

[sniper0501]

Dont press that bu- *insert explosion*

 

[Stuntcrab]

Fuck you"
Fuck you"
Your cool
Fuck yo-

*then I hear a shotgun*

 

[Stuntcrab]

"I was Mr Blobby"

Cookie for reference.

Noel's House Party

 

[The Unworthy Gentleman]

"I was Mr Blobby"

Cookie for reference.

Noel's House Party

Only slightly. The context of those being my last words were stolen off someone else though.

 

[TheEndlessSleep]

Can't decide, mabye one of these: (They are all real last words said by famous people at some point)

"Dying? That's the last thing I'll do!"

"What are you darting around for? The enemy couldn't shoot an elephant at this dist..."

"Allons'y!"

"Give me that shovel, I'm taking the grim reaper down with me!"

 

[Stuntcrab]

"I was Mr Blobby"

Cookie for reference.

Noel's House Party

Only slightly. The context of those being my last words were stolen off someone else though.

Do I still get a cookie?

 

[The Unworthy Gentleman]

"I was Mr Blobby"

Cookie for reference.

Noel's House Party

Only slightly. The context of those being my last words were stolen off someone else though.

Do I still get a cookie?

Of course you get a cookie, have the whole pack if you want.

 

[dragonslayer32]

999,999,999 green bottles on a wall...

 

[kintaris]

Well, if there was a gun or sword to my face, it would surely be one of the following:

'First you'd better stop waving it about like a feather dust-'
or
'How appropriate, you fight like a co-"

But, if its on my deathbed surrounded by family, I would turn to my eldest child and whisper, 'you've poisoned me, haven't you? I always suspected...'