Your left index finger is a gun that has just fired

[Lazy Kitty]

Ah, now I have a hole in the "F"-key of my laptop!

 

[PrimoThePro]

Hole in my neck, and chair behind me, wall, stairs, wall, jackets.

 

[Insomniac55]

My index finger was resting directly on my left temple. There goes most of my head.

 

[Dynamite Headdy]

I was resting my head on my hand, but luckily my finger settles in such a way that it goes over my right arm and just mangles the wall and part of my closet door. I might have a few lacerations and it might blow out my eardrums for a while, but other than that, a little drywall and a fresh coat of paint should fix things right up.

At first I interpreted it as going off when I read the thread title, in which case I need a new laptop, bedsheets, mattress, box spring, and eardrums again.

 

[Ghaleon640]

OW MY ASS! That'll teach me to not sit in strange positions on the floor.

 

[Secret world leader (shhh)]

My right thigh has a hole through it and the side of my PS3 controller has been chipped, also a hole in the floor. Meh *shrug*, could have been worse.

 

[The Afrodactyl]

Just started to scratch my crotch. Now I'm sitting in a large red stain. :'(

 

[Nick Angelici]

My right leg is gone, ripped right off from the blast, also, my chair, my backpack is ruined along with my wallet and notebooks that are vital for this class I have, other than that, just floor damage.

 

[N1ceDreamz]

I just shot my lower lip, that would hurt...

 

[KaosuHamoni]

Well, there goes the left side of my face... =[

Captcha: Nsitr Calories. Really, ReCaptcha? REALLY!?

 

[IamQ]

I just blew off my left thigh.

 

[Creator002]

Just shot myself in the calf. Yep. Good one.

 

[John the Gamer]

crap. so much for my chin, jaw and right ear...(supports head with left hand right now)

 

[Torrasque]

My bean bag chair!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[Bender Rodriguez]

My jaw is dislocated and hanging downwards by some skin.

But nvm, 400th post!

 

[Voodoomancer]

I'm at school.

In a somewhat crowded classroom.

Oh god.

..actually, I would have blasted a hole through my right arm and the desk, but still

 

[Patty1234]

Well, there goes my nutsack and right kneecap, along with my subwoofer and the power supply to my xbox and computer. There's probably a sizeable hole in my floor as well.

This day couldn't possibly get any worse D:

 

[smartengine]

Looks like i ruined my mouse oh yeah and my balls (If it's a shotgun. If it's a gun then my leg.)

 

[Simon Pettersson]

Well there went my head >.<