Your left index finger is a gun that has just fired

[templeg]

Straight through the palm of my hand and probably up about half of my arm, coming out at the elbow.

Ow.

 

[C117]

Okay, there is a big hole in my wall and my radiator is busted. Just great...

 

[Pontus Hashis]

I'd be screaming, "BEHOLD, GUNS OF THE PATRIOTS!"

 

[David_G]

My keyboard.

So I got off well.

 

[Quazimofo]

well that is just fantastic. i have to have my brother type this response because i just severed my spine at the base of my skull.
wonder how i will go through the rest of life. im only 15. so many things i cant do now. YOU SEE WHAT YOU DID?!?!? I HOPE YOU ARE HAPPY

but, rant aside, i also blew apart a clock on the wall to my right and shattered a mirror. well. at least it was the metal part of the wall so we just kinda have to plaster over that and we are good!

 

[thatcanadianguy]

well shit..there goes the left half oh my laptop, the rocker chair across from me, a sizeable hole in the divider, the kitchen chair, and probably the big bay window.

the bill is in your mailbox.

 

[Ignatz_Zwakh]

I just shot myself in my side. My arms were crossed. :/

 

[TheDarkestDerp]

Just killed my roommate's mouse, blew the poor lil' bastard to Hades. Now, for curiosity's sake, what kind of recoil does my finger have? Because I can imagine I just lost part of my hand as well...

Unless we go to the left hand, in which case I'm now probably missing my left hand instead of my right, and I think I blew part of my face off, as I was nibbling at a lil' bit of skin on my lip. Owchies... Remind me not to ask you for any superpowers anytime soon.

 

[StormShaun]

Yeh f*ck you mailman, and stop trying to kill me with mail bombs...geez the nerves of hitmen these days...

 

[OneOfTheMichael's]

I was scratching my hair when i read this ....FU-

 

[nyx15]

I have just blown my ass off, and put a hole in my matress

 

[Vilcus]

Well, there's a hole in my bed now. I guess I can just patch that up or something. Gonna need new sheets though.

 

[captainwolfos]

My left hand is usually in a fist under my face, so my entire left hand has gone, as well as part of my face from the knockback.

I HOPE YOU'RE SATISFIED.

 

[Hazard12]

A few pillows and a corner wall. Oh no?

 

[Vanbael]

Ow, there goes a better part of my right arm.

 

[Doctor Insanovic]

I will never pick my nose again...

 

[Xlr8DETH]

i was scratching my hip so my lags are probably gone

 

[v3n0mat3]

I blow a hole in the wall.

 

[ThreeWords]

My left hand? Surprisingly, not a lot. I think I just put a hole in wall, but ti depends on what kind of gun we're talking about here...