Your left index finger is a gun

[Viking Incognito]

My ear! AAAAAAAA MY FREAKIN' EAR IS GOOOONE

 

[i don't know]

MAH FRAKKIN' CROTCH! Don't ask why my hand was.

 

[deonte9109]

I fingerbang a hole into a girl. But then she died from lack of a chest.

 

[Legendsmith]

Just gotta say, threads like these show just how many escapists browse 4chan.
These threads appear often on /v/ and /b/

Also, damn I just got this keyboard.

 

[Shoqiyqa]

Crap! it took my landlord all day to deliver that sodding dehumidifier and I've gone and blown a hole in it!

1) Sequential Art Leonard icon! <3

2) What if it's a glue gun or a speed gun?

3) Fingers don't kill people. People with fingers kill people.

 

[Vrex360]

I just shot my nose and eyebrow off.

Woops.