Your Lies.

[xXAsherahXx]

You think you're better than me...you, you...well you're not (get that reference?). We have all lied, however, some of us have told worse lies than others. Give me an example of such a lie that would beat most other lies you have told, and a lot that others have told. If it is way too personal, please say "I totally love unicorns" or any variation of a mythical creature or person with a name close to a mythical creature (specify how you met such a person). If you are proud of the lie, you can say so.

For me, I would have to say... This one time in California I threw a rock onto another rock because the friction makes a spark, and that rock happened to bounce off right into my friends head. He was bleeding profusely. Anyways, I panicked and lied my ass out of it.

 

[Last Bullet]

...Didn't I just see this? Oh, it was in Gaming. Whatever.

Convinced my closest friends I was color blind. Don't know why, I just kind of did. It was funny.
Also convinced my Spanish class I got stabbed through the hand on the way to school, as I was bored in the previous class and wrapped a paper towel around my hand. I had to assure my teacher afterward that I was fine. He laughed, so I guess I don't have to feel too bad.

 

[Paksenarrion]

This is a slightly religious answer, but if the only way you can be happy is to live an honest life, then my whole life is a lie. God, I wish I died in Iraq.

 

[xXAsherahXx]

...Didn't I just see this? Oh, it was in Gaming. Whatever.

Convinced my closest friends I was color blind. Don't know why, I just kind of did. It was funny.
Also convinced my Spanish class I got stabbed through the hand on the way to school, as I was bored in the previous class and wrapped a paper towel around my hand. I had to assure my teacher afterward that I was fine. He laughed, so I guess I don't have to feel too bad.

I accidentally put it there, I quickly switched it to something else before any posts were there. Sorry, I suppose.

 

[xXAsherahXx]

This is a slightly religious answer, but if the only way you can be happy is to live an honest life, then my whole life is a lie. God, I wish I died in Iraq.

That is really really dark.

 

[Cody211282]

Hummm I can't think of anything worse then telling my parent my homework was done when it wasn't pr faking sick so I didn't have to go to work.

 

[arsenicCatnip]

Umm...

Telling my ex-husband that I still loved him, and still wanted to be with him while I was learning about divorce laws. That was super low of me.

 

[Huddo]

You think you're better than me...you, you...well you're not (get that reference?). We have all lied, however, some of us have told worse lies than others. Give me an example of such a lie that would beat most other lies you have told, and a lot that others have told. If it is way too personal, please say "I totally love unicorns" or any variation of a mythical creature or person with a name close to a mythical creature (specify how you met such a person). If you are proud of the lie, you can say so.

For me, I would have to say... This one time in California I threw a rock onto another rock because the friction makes a spark, and that rock happened to bounce off right into my friends head. He was bleeding profusely. Anyways, I panicked and lied my ass out of it.

I'm interested as to how you lied your way out of that one. What did you say to him?

 

[Paksenarrion]

This is a slightly religious answer, but if the only way you can be happy is to live an honest life, then my whole life is a lie. God, I wish I died in Iraq.

That is really really dark.

You wouldn't know it if you met me, but I'm usually neutral about living. Right now, I can't stand being alive, but I'm sure work will distract me tomorrow. It's strange, because I love people! I mean, I think they're great! Hopefully I'm just being grumpy...for the 9th year in a row.

 

[Angerwing]

I'm pretty much a compulsive liar when it comes to my mum. Not so much my friends, or acquaintances, but my mum. It's odd. Just little white lies for no reason.

I don't do it much anymore, but I used to do it all the time in school. It was really weird, but kind of fun/funny.

 

[xXAsherahXx]

You think you're better than me...you, you...well you're not (get that reference?). We have all lied, however, some of us have told worse lies than others. Give me an example of such a lie that would beat most other lies you have told, and a lot that others have told. If it is way too personal, please say "I totally love unicorns" or any variation of a mythical creature or person with a name close to a mythical creature (specify how you met such a person). If you are proud of the lie, you can say so.

For me, I would have to say... This one time in California I threw a rock onto another rock because the friction makes a spark, and that rock happened to bounce off right into my friends head. He was bleeding profusely. Anyways, I panicked and lied my ass out of it.

I'm interested as to how you lied your way out of that one. What did you say to him?

I don't remember, I was 9. All I know is that I ended up being out of trouble.

 

[likalaruku]

Well, one of my friends accidently set fire to a church with a stray firecracker. I made a solid air-tight alabi for her. It was like pitch black at 2am & there wasn't a soul around to play witness. It was almost the 4th of July, so like EVERYONE had firecrackers at home.

Oh, speaking of church, there's this one time that this crotcity annoying old woman was irritating me & preaching about religion in public. I told her that I soaked a torn-up picture of the last pope in pig's blood in a pitri dish & set it on fire, & the following week, he had a heart attack because of my VOODOO MAGIC!

 

[Tartarga]

I was once so angry I kicked a hole in my wall. I was able to lie my way out of it though.

 

[Monkfish Acc.]

I told a bunch of lies when I was much younger. Mostly just small things, or bragging about stuff that never happened.
As I understand it, most people go through a phase where they lie for no good reason. It's a crucial part of development.

Mine ended pretty quickly, though. My sister made it her business to mortify me by bringing any untruth up at every opportunity. Which I guess would explain why I suck at social things so much.
Made me refuse to ever lie again, though. Which is a crippling handicap, but I hear people appreciate the honesty.

 

[Monkfish Acc.]

Frakking double post, ignore

 

[Anarchemitis]

Honesty is the best policy. Lying is the most efficient method of digging a hole at your feet.

 

[swolf]

This is a slightly religious answer, but if the only way you can be happy is to live an honest life, then my whole life is a lie. God, I wish I died in Iraq.

Okay, what's up? That was an interesting answer so I've got to ask for a reason, a PM is acceptable if you don't want anyoneelse to know.

 

[Pokenator]

This isn't my own story, but one of my friends in school got out of an entire terms swimming in PE because he claimed he had a 'phobia of speedos.' He got sent to the school psychologist and bullshitted his way through about his phobia (he is really smart and was able to convince her) and then played games in the graphics room for every PE lesson, sometimes with friends who also got the awesome graphics teacher to write them a note getting out of PE saying they're doing stuff for him.

 

[xXAsherahXx]

This isn't my own story, but one of my friends in school got out of an entire terms swimming in PE because he claimed he had a 'phobia of speedos.' He got sent to the school psychologist and bullshitted his way through about his phobia (he is really smart and was able to convince her) and then played games in the graphics room for every PE lesson, sometimes with friends who also got the awesome graphics teacher to write them a note getting out of PE saying they're doing stuff for him.

I applaud him. That is a very good lie.

 

[Lem0nade Inlay]

One time when I was little I was playing with my dads pocketknife, then I cut my thumb open badly. I told my mum later I got it from a splinter, I don't think she believed me but whatever...

Also kinda related, I hate people who lie and when you pick them up on it they get angry at you.