Your "life-lessons" are STUPID!

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Queen Michael

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Is it just me, or are some "words of wisdom" not that clever, and in some cases just plain inaccurate? For instance, "nobody lies in their deathbed wishing they'd spent more time at work"? I'm pretty sure a lot of people lying in their deathbed hadn't been doing that if they'd had a job to go to so they could earn money to pay for expensive treatments for whatever lethal disease they've got.

So are there any life-lessons and words of wisdom and food for thought that to you is just plain stupid? It doesn't have to be some fampus cliché, it's okay with some stupid profundity-posing thing you heard somebody say the other day.
 

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Queen Michael said:
Is it just me, or are some "words of wisdom" not that clever, and in some cases just plain inaccurate? For instance, "nobody lies in their deathbed wishing they'd spent more time at work"? I'm pretty sure a lot of people lying in their deathbed hadn't been doing that if they'd had a job to go to so they could earn money to pay for expensive treatments for whatever lethal disease they've got.
I think you're really stretching that phrase. I think it's one of the more sensible pieces of advice; don't work yourself into the ground ignore everything else all your life.

In the end you'll have nothing to show for it. It's just saying to focus on other things too, like friends and family. It's a nice message.

Or you could do what you do and pick holes in some tiny facet of its logic (which it wasn't even talking about.)
 

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'He Doesn't Suffer Fools Gladly'

Who the Hell does?

Fool 1: I have Jam for Brains!
Man: Come in you Fool!
Fool 2: I've got a pig in my trousers!
Man: You come in too you guys are great!
 

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Obi-Wan Kenobi: "Who's the more foolish, the fool or the fool who follows him?" That phrase doesn't get enough credit for it's awesomeness. I know that's not the point of this thread but that's because I actually like most 'life lesson' sayings
 

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Outright Villainy said:
Queen Michael said:
Is it just me, or are some "words of wisdom" not that clever, and in some cases just plain inaccurate? For instance, "nobody lies in their deathbed wishing they'd spent more time at work"? I'm pretty sure a lot of people lying in their deathbed hadn't been doing that if they'd had a job to go to so they could earn money to pay for expensive treatments for whatever lethal disease they've got.
I think you're really stretching that phrase. I think it's one of the more sensible pieces of advice; don't work yourself into the ground ignore everything else all your life.

In the end you'll have nothing to show for it. It's just saying to focus on other things too, like friends and family. It's a nice message.

Or you could do what you do and pick holes in some tiny facet of its logic (which it wasn't even talking about.)
I definitely see your point, but the message that you claim it has (and you're right, of course, that IS what it means) is just more reinforcement of the Hollywoodian notion that anybody who's at work a lot doesn't really have to, and could have spent more time with their family. Sometimes you actually need to be at work a lot in order to earn money to pay for all the stuff you and your family need.
 

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Queen Michael said:
Outright Villainy said:
Queen Michael said:
Is it just me, or are some "words of wisdom" not that clever, and in some cases just plain inaccurate? For instance, "nobody lies in their deathbed wishing they'd spent more time at work"? I'm pretty sure a lot of people lying in their deathbed hadn't been doing that if they'd had a job to go to so they could earn money to pay for expensive treatments for whatever lethal disease they've got.
I think you're really stretching that phrase. I think it's one of the more sensible pieces of advice; don't work yourself into the ground ignore everything else all your life.

In the end you'll have nothing to show for it. It's just saying to focus on other things too, like friends and family. It's a nice message.

Or you could do what you do and pick holes in some tiny facet of its logic (which it wasn't even talking about.)
I definitely see your point, but the message that you claim it has (and you're right, of course, that IS what it means) is just more reinforcement of the Hollywoodian notion that anybody who's at work a lot doesn't really have to, and could have spent more time with their family. Sometimes you actually need to be at work a lot in order to earn money to pay for all the stuff you and your family need.
It's more about workaholics. I think most people can get by on a 9-5, it's more about people who work overtime all the time, and make no time for their family. I never saw it as a slacker's excuse.
 

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Some proverbs just strike me as excuses to be a shitty friend:

A: How come we never see you any more?
B: Abscence makes the heart grow fonder
A: I mean, like a call every once in a while would be nice
B: Silence is golden
 

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the Dept of Science said:
Some proverbs just strike me as excuses to be a shitty friend:

A: How come we never see you any more?
B: Abstinence makes the heart grow fonder
A: I mean, like a call every once in a while would be nice
B: Silence is golden
Duct tape, however, is silver. And the actual quote is 'Absence makes the heart grow fonder'; abstinence just makes the balls grow bluer.
 

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"You can't have your cake and eat it too"

Have at you, oh jolly proverb. It just sits there looking smug, when all I want is some cake (and some more after I've had my fill)!

This 'cake' can act as a simple concept for resources, and as long as resources are limited, and the demand is high, I might as well look to a viable solution of balancing Supply Vs. Demand. Although cake is more of a luxury than an actual necessity, the need for more of the stuff translates wonderfully.

What bothers me with this quote is as long as humanity is willing to farm the resources needed to supply populations, there will be no way to have some resources spent and remain intact at the same time.

Cake is a renewable resource because I can easily go out and buy the ingredients and bake one, or buy a baked cake from a bakery if I ever run out of the tasty pastry.
Cake can become a non-renewable resource if I am in no way capable of receiving said cake (For example, this would hold true if I lived on an isolated region in the South Pole, with only fish to consume. Fish cake is not the pastry in demand folks! We need sweets!)

As all things are finite, a cycle of resource use can be formed:

-Either a renewable resource can be consumed and renewed at a steady and balanced pace, yet maintain itself through proper preservation of resource use, or run out if said 'cakes' are eaten faster than they can be baked.

-Non-renewable resources can easily be depleted if the cycle of resource use is not maintained properly. This fragile cycle shifts to another resource in this case, either to renewable or non-renewable resources, and becomes dependent on that supply. An analogy can made as the poorly stocked cupboard in a locked-up house in the middle of nowhere during a post-apocalyptic zombie universe ran out of its supply of cakes, and all the remaining survivors had left were three string beans and a jar of peanut butter.

In this case, since the three string beans and the jar of peanut butter are close to depletion by the rate of consumption needed to feed the survivors and there are no other resources around, all hell would break loose, and everyone would die.
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Now that I have the basics aside, I want to get to the sweet and stomach filling ideas.

If only there were a way to break the rules of physics, and harness the powers of science to be able to duplicate any quantity of objects from a single chunk of matter, or in this case: Cake. Supply would be a thing of the past and I would be able to have my cake, and eat it too.

Rather than contemplating on whether I should eat this cake, I can create a grand and glorious pile of the stuff and distribute it to every street corner of every community of every country on the planet. That way, I will never feel unsatisfied with not having cake.

Then again, the idea of infinite supply can draw out in the worst possible way from the Supply Vs. Demand concept.
A worst case scenario is if in the process of using the formula for cake creation I make a mistake by duplicating an innumerable amount of cakes enough to cover the planet, this can result in catastrophe where the demand cannot meet the supply!

Just imagine cakes sitting on every street corner, clogged in every gutter, and generally being the last thing you want to see as it is now everywhere you look. This scenario is known as an apocalypse, where humanity is doomed to eating a majority of meals at breakfast, lunch, and dinner serving cake as it is now the most abundant thing on the planet, second none to air.

A sweet and tasty apocalypse it is.

Moral of the Lecture: When you're this hungry for cake, it does crazy things to you. You foam at the mouth, and then decide to become a mad scientist hell bent on breaking the laws of physics and probably cause an apocalypse or a paradox just to get some of that sweet pastry, and contradict a phrase in the process. Wonderful.
 

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Aerodyamic said:
the Dept of Science said:
Some proverbs just strike me as excuses to be a shitty friend:

A: How come we never see you any more?
B: Abstinence makes the heart grow fonder
A: I mean, like a call every once in a while would be nice
B: Silence is golden
Duct tape, however, is silver. And the actual quote is 'Absence makes the heart grow fonder'; abstinence just makes the balls grow bluer.
Ok that was some of the funniest mis-wording I have seen.
 

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"It's always in the last place you look."

Of couse it's always in the last place you look you ponce! If you find it you're not going to keep searching for it now are you?
 

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You should be careful whose advice you buy but be patient with those who supply it. Advice is a form of nostalgia, dispensing it is a way of fishing the past from the disposal, wiping it off, painting over the ugly parts and recycling it for more than it?s worth.

The Sunscreen speech has basically been the basis for all my life lessons.
 

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Sayings and life lessons are only as valuable as you want to make them. Some can actually aplly them to their way of living, some can't. All in all it comes down to your own vision of life, may that be from outer or inner thoughts.
 

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The contradictory ones bother me. Think of a common 'life lesson'. I bet there is one against it.
 

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Queen Michael said:
nobody lies in their deathbed wishing they'd spent more time at work".
It means no one wishes that they could have NOT lived life to its fullest extent. No one wishes that they could have spent less time having fun. Go out, do something with life, don't just sait around the office.

You can't take these phrases literally, theey are under-lying meanings
 

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the Dept of Science said:
B: Abstinence makes the heart grow fonder
That sounds like a silly and/or stupid way of saying, "You never know how much you appreciate things until they're gone.".

Hopefully I didn't mangle the quote too much.
 

Queen Michael

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mikozero said:
Queen Michael said:
Outright Villainy said:
Queen Michael said:
Is it just me, or are some "words of wisdom" not that clever, and in some cases just plain inaccurate? For instance, "nobody lies in their deathbed wishing they'd spent more time at work"? I'm pretty sure a lot of people lying in their deathbed hadn't been doing that if they'd had a job to go to so they could earn money to pay for expensive treatments for whatever lethal disease they've got.
I think you're really stretching that phrase. I think it's one of the more sensible pieces of advice; don't work yourself into the ground ignore everything else all your life.

In the end you'll have nothing to show for it. It's just saying to focus on other things too, like friends and family. It's a nice message.

Or you could do what you do and pick holes in some tiny facet of its logic (which it wasn't even talking about.)
I definitely see your point, but the message that you claim it has (and you're right, of course, that IS what it means) is just more reinforcement of the Hollywoodian notion that anybody who's at work a lot doesn't really have to, and could have spent more time with their family. Sometimes you actually need to be at work a lot in order to earn money to pay for all the stuff you and your family need.
let me put it the way the sentiment was put to me and see if you think it sounds better:

"work to live, don't live to work"
Sounds way better.
 

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mikozero said:
-Lots of stuff-
"work to live, don't live to work"
Both of them fall apart, when you're work is your goal, not a means to an end. Think firefighters, scientists and others.
 

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snowplow said:
I like those life lesson sayings. One of them is pretty stupid though. Work will make you free? What a load of crap.
Dude, that's not a life lesson or a saying. That's what the Nazis told prisoners at Auschwitz to give them hope. It's a big sign on the main entrance to the camp. It's propaganda, not a life lesson. I hope you haven't been saying it around people too much, it's still considered a pro-Nazi phrase.

The lesson is "the truth will set you free." That one is a pretty good one, as telling a lot of lies quickly becomes a prison.