Your 'line'

[bassdrum]

All of the things I say only make sense in the context of bizzare inside jokes about which even I've forgotten. Although I will quote Loading Ready Run every once in a while. And various games. Hell, I'll quote anything if it's ridiculous enough.

 

[Chummychanga]

When in a tough crisis I always whisper loudly, "What would Batman do?"

 

[Snowalker]

"I shot that midget", "Damn you cheese noodle", and "Damn, its the flying midgets of cheese noodle DOOM!"

 

[senorcromas]

I have a serious tendency to say, "Yes. Now shut up."

Example: "Did you just eat the salt off my pretzel?"

"Yes. Now shut up."

It was a fun day.

 

[yoshimickster]

I often times say "Talkin' Clams a plenty" & "Boggle skoggle my choggles".

 

[The Warden]

Friend/Me (Arguing about mac over pc) "I don't give a shit!!! *Explosion*"

Lemme guess, Gmod Idiot Box?

I don't really have one.

 

[Joe Matsuda]

"I try"

"ahh yes, good times..."

"oh...I-I'm sorry..."

 

[Robert632]

Magic. I use it when i can't explain something.

 

[delet]

"Magic and Butterflies"
It's the answer to just about every question that involves 'How'.

person: How'd you do that?
Me: Magic and Butterflies.

 

[Mushroomfreak111]

"Non!" French for "no", in a really dark and french sounding way. It means "no shit"...

 

[Sir Kemper]

"Well thats just fucking brilliant!"

mainly said whe things start going bad in games or in real life.

Example:

Teammate:"Heavy-Medic heading toward our last CP, there setting there sentry back up!"

Me: "Well thats just fucking brilliant"

I do have a few variations too it, but that generally what i say.

 

[AbsoluteVirtue18]

"I didn't do it."

"Whatever..."

"HAX!!!!"

 

[Hazy]

"I totally care."

Most of the shit I get bothered with daily is completely irrelevant to what I'm doing at the current time (usually) and is so incredibly minuscule that I cannot be assed to emit anything other than a sarcastic response.

Your boyfriend not walk you to Homeroom like he does every other morning? Cry me a river.
Lob your arm off? Then we'll talk.

 

[UnusualStranger]

"Well, that's interesting..."

I use that a lot. Not sure why, it just seems to be what I use a lot, in just about any situation.

"Dude, we are screwed."
"Well, that's interesting...."