Your Line

[Drazeric]

You just saved the world from evil! You are bloody and bruised but alive. Your friends run up to you as a smoldering corpse of a evil minion explodes into ashes behind you. They all look at you, what is your snappy one liner?

 

[SimuLord]

"Hello, I must be going."

 

[FrostyChick]

"It's time to split!"
...
Shit that's already been taken. >.>

 

[Flames66]

Put the kettle on.

 

[Templar2k7]

"I'm bored"

 

[RedEyesBlackGamer]

"I'm glad I chose being awesome as my job."

 

[spartan1077]

"It's just been revoked!"
or
"I came here to chew bubblegum, and kick-ass. And I'm all out of bubbl-Oh, found some"
or
"It looks like [taking out name in case someone is offended] isn't the only thing....blowing up"

 

[Grouchy Imp_v1legacy]

"I am not a f*cking charity. I expect to be paid for this."

 

[CTL1989]

"Kiss my ash."

 

[Jedoro]

"This isn't where I parked my car..."

EDIT: "I should go."

 

[kwagamon]

"You guys had BETTER give me a parade for this!"

 

[Rachel317]

"Looks like smoking really IS bad for your health" *Light cigarette to look cool, then realise I don't smoke.

Ha, that sucked. Awesome thread though! I like this idea.
Ooh, I have another rubbish one!

"Smouldering's bad for you" *Turns to look smoulderingly at non-existent camera. Friends worry about my mental health*

 

[Srs bzns]

"I accidentally the whole enemy [generic force name]"

 

[hittite]

"What happened? The last thing I remember is a very mean kitten."

OR

"Bloody hell,did you see that? I am squirting machismo out of nipples here! I am a monster truck that walks like a man!"

 

[Seki]

"Man, I really need to go to the bathroom."

 

[darth.pixie]

"Well...that was easy. Who's up for seconds?"

 

[InfiniteSingularity]

"someone clean up this mess"

 

[MirrorSweep]

"Did they let me win, or am I just that good?"
"They shouldn't be embarrassed because they suck"
"I'm bored, lets do something else"
"IN YOUR FACE!"
"I can give you lessons if you'd like"
"Oh? That wasn't a practice round?"
"Did I just kill them all? I wasn't paying attention"

 

[Catchy Slogan]

"Can it wait for a bit? I'm in the middle of some calibrations."