Your Line

[newfoundsky]

"That's how you do it."
"I'm the designated ass kicker."
"Now. . .give me your lunch money."
"Would you reconsider the contract now?"
*lights cigarette on flaming corpse of evil minion* "I guess you could say *takes a puff* he's smoking now"
"Don't drink and drive, explode and die."
"This line was witty wasn't it"
"Who wants to hang out?"
*reloads Hitman pistols* "I've got balls of silver."

 

[Paulie92]

Which one of you was supposed to be holding my goddamn beer?

 

[Marmal4de]

"Terrorize this."

 

[sky14kemea]

*KABOOOOM*


".....Whoops?"

 

[AngloDoom]

...He started it.

 

[wolf thing]

"i came, i saw, i kicked there ass"

 

[shadyh8er]

"I want some Taco Bell, and I want to call my family. Taco Bell first."

 

[iseko]

Damn I hate mondays

 

[GotMalkAvian]

I turn, look back at the scattered remains of my enemies, and mutter: "Assholes."

 

[zHellas]

"Ashes to ashes..." *lights a cigarette in a cool manner* *the villain explodes* "And dust to dust."

OR

"So..." *sheepish grin* "How was your weekend?"

 

[teutonicman]

ON YOUR KNEES MORTALS! BOW TO YOUR NEW OVERLORD!

 

[MercurySteam]

"Someone get me my gum."

 

[Odbarc]

"Oh, man. Did you guys see that? Chuck Norris came in at the last second and tore this place to hell!!!"

 

[Mr Pantomime]

"Looks like the explodotron 'puts on sunglasses' went out with a bang."

Actually, itd probably be something like

"Holy shit, did you guys see that, I totally killed that guy. Seriously, did you see it at the end, when I stuck the sword in his primary reflux coil and he exploded like a god damn fireworks show? Almost worth losing my arm. Speaking of which anyone seen that, I swear it landed around here.

(Everyone walks off)

Guys!, dont leave, Its getting dark, and my arm is the same colour as the ground

......

Black...."

 

[k-ossuburb]

"I'm not even supposed to be here today!"

Spoiler: Simply because I love this movie.

 

[Cazza]

It's harder then I make it look.

 

[DefunctTheory]

My balls hurt.

 

[SwagLordYoloson]

"Umad?"

 

[Scarim Coral]

Either-

Ok what now?

Or

Ok where is his/her loots?

 

[TheDarkestDerp]

"Clean up on aisle nine..."