Your Line

[FalloutJack]

"Hello, I must be going."

I'm sorry, but that just made me laugh so hard.

OT: I will go with "Well... Who waaaaaants...pizza?"

 

[superbatranger]

*massive destruction behind me*
I'm not gonna pay for that.

 

[infohippie]

I'm going to go find a pub.

 

[SkoopMaster]

Them: How did you do that?

Me: "Magic"

 

[Toriver]

I got a new one:

"I've been bored all day. You guys have any ideas?"

 

[RobCoxxy]

"It's just been revoked!"

Fuck, ninja'd.

I came here to kick ass and chew gum and now I'm all out of ass.

 

[Blemontea]

"Shit he stilled owed me $20!"
on a more serious note
"the final chapter has been written and thus does this story, may we end this tale on a high note by returning home and embracing the ones we love once again."
and back to the humor
"GOD FINALLY did you see his health bar."
"...he blew up... why?"

 

[Astoria]

"I told them. DONT. FUCK. WITH. WENDY. TESABURGER!"

or

"So...umm...damn it why can't I ever think of something cool to say"

or

"Yes, yes, I just killed the bad guy, who wants to touch me? I said who wants to touch me!"

 

[Cogwheel]

"Hello, I must be going."

Well played. I'm not sure which Bioware/Bethesda RPG that's from, if any, but it sounds incredibly familiar. Probably because they all include some variation on it.


As for me, I wouldn't say anything as much as frantically run around making sure everyone's okay.

I'm kinda bad at this.

 

[Jaegermonster]

.... and now with the other hand...

And thats the end of that chapter.

I am the ultimate badass! State of the badass art! You do NOT wanna fuck with me.

How do you like them apples.

Well, I've got news for you pal, you ain't leadin' but two things, right now: Jack and shit... and Jack left town.

Hail to the king, baby

Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.


Man, Army of Darkness has got a ton.

 

[Nouw]

Snip

My god why didn't I remember those two lines! Probably because one is in the version I didn't see >.> *copies

Look Mom! I did it!

Made me chuckle even though that is hilarious!

"First you wanted to kill me, now you want to kiss me." or "How was your day?" EDIT: or "Hail to the King Baby."

Pick a line from Ash Williams; Army of Darkness and it'll undoubtedly be badass or 'groovy.'

 

[SimuLord]

"Hello, I must be going."

Well played. I'm not sure which Bioware/Bethesda RPG that's from, if any, but it sounds incredibly familiar. Probably because they all include some variation on it.


As for me, I wouldn't say anything as much as frantically run around making sure everyone's okay.

I'm kinda bad at this.

RPG? It's from a Marx Brothers movie.

(funny how nerds see other nerds quote something and they're like "is that from an anime? A game? Star Wars? Oh, I've got it! The Simpsons!")

There's something I ought to tell you. I am not a nerd. But I am left-handed.

 

[SkyeNeko]

I'd probably swoon or pretend to faint or something. Nothing like having people seriously worried about you, especially after something like that.

If I had to probably something like 'im glad that's over'. nothing witty really...

 

[Bad Marmoset]

"Has no one around here heard of negotiation!"

"Healthpack, anyone?"

"*looks at watch* ...Dammit, late for therapy.. *rushes off*"

"What can I say, he insulted my intelligence."

"They come, I kill them. They come again, I kill them some more. You'd think they would learn."

"You see the trick is to wait for third attack in the sequence, dodge, wait 1.3 seconds and then roll to the left and hit the glowy thing with everything you have. Rinse, repeat."

"I went for the eyes!"

or

Put the kettle on.

 

[Cogwheel]

"Hello, I must be going."

Well played. I'm not sure which Bioware/Bethesda RPG that's from, if any, but it sounds incredibly familiar. Probably because they all include some variation on it.


As for me, I wouldn't say anything as much as frantically run around making sure everyone's okay.

I'm kinda bad at this.

RPG? It's from a Marx Brothers movie.

(funny how nerds see other nerds quote something and they're like "is that from an anime? A game? Star Wars? Oh, I've got it! The Simpsons!")

There's something I ought to tell you. I am not a nerd. But I am left-handed.

...Sorry. Just sounded like the typical conversation start-end thing with "Hello. I better be going." I feel like a real idiot now.

On the other hand, I don't watch anime/basically anything ever on TV, and have never watched Star Wars. Which, uh... probably makes it worse.


Anyway, hello, I've made a complete fool of myself, I must be going.

 

[BlueSinbad]

"I'm glad I chose being awesome as my job."

haha

 

[Jabberwock xeno]

I shall call back to my halo 2 days:

"YOU JUST GOT OWNED, SON!"

 

[Gahars]

Ashes to Ashes, Dust to Dust, baby!

Or, to crib from Ghostbusters

I came, I saw, I kicked some ass!

 

[Au Naturel.]

"Ahhh, so noisy, so noisy."

 

[Fantasylord]

"Yaaaaaaaaah thats right thats what he gets for messing with my awesomeness!"