Your Medical Problems

[Summerstorm]

I have a somehow crappy circulation in my hands (They are cold all the time and if the ambient temperature is low enough it results in low agility and pain).

High bloodpressure, weak backmuscles (both could be alleviated with training to a degree... but damn i am lazy *g*)

And i have some problems breathing through my nose. I had an operation for that.. but there seems to be still a problem deeper in or something... still can't get enough air when i am active for longer time. (Yeah i am a mouthbreather under stress... NO ONE LAUGHS, OR I WILL GET YOU ALL *g*)

And i am nearsighted and have such a high protective reflex so i can't use contact lenses (Well maybe that i could train down too... but i can't even dive with my eyes open so yeah)

Other than that i am insanely awesome with my genetics. I am tall, broad, have perfect teeth (as of 27 years of age), no allergies of consequence or strength, full long hair (well there are those spots... where.. NO DON'T want to think about the dreaded HAIRLOSS of my forefathers). And i rarely get sick... and if i do i recupe in record time. I can't really remember when a common cold or such got me out for longer than a night. The only time, in the last five years, i have taken days off for medical reasons is when i had an infected wound. I am the damn wolverine *g*

 

[Mr.Squishy]

I got some problems with my gall bladder, which kind of makes it feel like I've been stabbed with a long spear made of flames and pure evil. Otherwise...I got good eyesight and hearing (attention is lacking though), although I think i might have a mild case of OCD about some stuff.

 

[TankCopter]

I'm long-sighted and my glasses have a malformed lens so I can't wear them, resulting in a daily headache. I also have a few stress-related problems. They are conspicuous and irritating.

 

[asam92]

I have sunken chest, mild insomnia,....and....that is all I can think of

EDIT: Wait, extremely high metabolism. As in, I am 82-fucking-pounds.

Damn man, i have a low metabolism, wish i could have some of yours, I play soccer every monday and saturday (saturday for 3 hours sometimes) and i dont eat any more than alot of my friends and they are all fine and im about 30kgs overweight, but fairly fit (roughly 60 pounds) 6'0, 125kgs a little bit muscular

 

[ioxles]

I have ME/CFS, but that's about it.
Every ailment I suffer from really stems from that.

Aside from the random severe bouts of insomnia, that is. I'm not quite sure where the fuck that comes from.

Same as you, varies wildly (now onto a quite a severe phase) main issues memory loss(long and short), no concentration and headaches/migranes(family trait) that cause my eyeballs and head to explode alternatively.

That plus all the stuff which stems from it.

Apparently a cure could be on the way though - me/cfs has been shown to react positively by using a retroactive component in a treatment for aids. I think.

 

[Ben Jamin]

Am I the only one here who doesn't have something terribly wrong?

It seems we are a minority...

 

[Xette]

Crohn's Disease. Most embarrassing disease to ever have. -_-

 

[inpachi]

Hm lets see.. Chlamydia AIDS Cancer the Prostate kind.. I have Downs.. I am missing one finger.. I was born without a leg muscle I have a soft spot on my skull.. Thats how i got downs.. I am a zombie.. My soul is made of raped children.. What else.. I have a backwards Anus.. I'm a hermaphrodite.. My mouth is upside down.. My neck is permanently stuck in a awkward angle.. And i think that's about it..

 

[Bat Vader]

I have Rheumatoid Arthritis in both my knees, ankles, two fingers, and the left side of my jaw.

I also have two left kidney reflexes as well with a lazy left eye and allergies.

 

[Daveman]

chronic flatulance

guess what ladies? *phhbbt* I'm available.
(JOKE)

but seriously, I bite the FUCK out of my nails to the extent that my fingers are now permanently disfigured. (NOT A JOKE)

 

[JoshGod]

asthma

 

[Monkfish Acc.]

I have ME/CFS, but that's about it.
Every ailment I suffer from really stems from that.

Aside from the random severe bouts of insomnia, that is. I'm not quite sure where the fuck that comes from.

Same as you, varies wildly (now onto a quite a severe phase) main issues memory loss(long and short), no concentration and headaches/migranes(family trait) that cause my eyeballs and head to explode alternatively.

That plus all the stuff which stems from it.

Apparently a cure could be on the way though - me/cfs has been shown to react positively by using a retroactive component in a treatment for aids. I think.

Yeah, I'd heard about that.
They discovered an underlying virus in people with ME. Xenotropic Murine Leukimia Virus (I think).
It's a mutated mouse virus. They also found it in kids with Autism and people with Multiple Sclerosis, plus a scary number of healthy people, in which it lies dormant.

Now, what I think I heard was that they noticed there was an effect with the retroactive component of some AIDS medication, and they're working off that to develop a cure of sorts. I don't think it will cure the ME itself, but hopefully it kills the virus.
And even if it doesn't, at least we now effectively have a test for people showing signs of ME. And seeing as it took me three years and a buttload of stress to get a goddamned diagnosis, this, to me, is pretty fucking fantastic.

Another thing. They unfroze some blood they took from a dude over twenty years ago, and it was still there, alive and kicking.
That's kind of a scary thought, huh.

 

[Cpt_Oblivious]

I'm a Haemophiliac [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haemophilia].

 

[Xojins]

ADD... Insomnia... Assorted leg/foot/back pains/problems... yea.

 

[Jharry5]

I've got asthma, joint problems (though this hasn't been formally diagnosed) and OCD about certain things.
That's it.

 

[WittyName]

The only unusual thing about me is a derangement of the capillaries in my tongue, which means that whenever I eat something, the blood vessels get damaged, due to them being too close to the surface. This always results in me ingesting a bit of my own blood every time I eat.

One wearies of it after a while.

 

[Jonesy911]

What.The.Fuck? :O

Thanks

 

[inpachi]

ADD... Insomnia... Assorted leg/foot/back pains/problems... yea.

ADD is not real.. Its called PAY THE FUCK ATTENTION.. or I DONT GIVE A SHIT SO IM NOT GOING TO PAY ATTENTION.. Its just another way to sell pills to people who dont need it.. and every SINGLE kid is ADD...

 

[metalmmaniac]

i have a weird heart condition, my heart doesn't beat in a steady rhythm, its speeds and slows for no reason at all. im almost 23 and i'll prolly need a pacemaker in the next few yrs. so thats kinda lame

 

[Rafe]

Well I shiver when touching Holographic or nylon surfaces.