Your Memorable Freudian Slips?

[azncutthroat]

Freudian slips (i.e. "A Freudian slip is when you mean one thing, but you say your mother."). [sub]If you don't know what a Freudian slip is CLICK ME.[/sub] [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freudian_slip]

So Escapists, what are your memorable Freudian slips, from you or another person?

 

[xXAsherahXx]

I have never seen one before, from me, or somebody else.

 

[Fusoiya]

euh I don't think I get it >.>

 

[Last Bullet]

Nice slip there, OP. Unfortunately, I can't immediately think of one. I'll edit if one comes to mind.

 

[HK_01]

I don't think I get it.

Edit: Oh, I see what you did there. Still can't think of one though.

 

[mad825]

eh, my only Memorable Freudian Slip was rather clichéd.

I was young but Ito have used nice looking female history who worn boots and rather cleavage revealing top and lets say the conversation I was having with my peer turned into discussion about body parts ^.^

 

[Kasawd]

I was in a kitchen, making supper for my roomies in Katimavik, when Jess(A friend of mine within the group) comes around the corner and strikes up a conversation. Being ahead of schedule on supper(I like being punctual), I decided to stop and give her my full attention.

First, I need to explain some things. Katimavik takes a sampling of youth from across Canada for nine months and plops us into three communities for three months each to do volunteer work in the community, travel and learn about our country. Jess worked at a center for the mentally inhibited. We were warned, whe visiting the center, that some of them may develop crushes on the worker.

After a few minutes, Jess tells me about a fellow there who has developed a crush on her(At this time, I've begone peeling potatoes). As it turns out, the fellow has nothing inhibiting him mentally but he is a paraplegic and it turns out that he is simply a counsellor there for the clients.

What I meant to say:

"Well, that's not too bad, I suppose. At least he's mentally all there."

What I said:

"Well, that's not too bad, I suppose. At least he's a real person."

 

[C.G.B.S]

This was a written Freudian Slip which makes all the weirder. Once while messaging my friend instead of typing "I'm tired I'm going to bed" I typed "I'm typed I'm going to Ben". And it's not like the D and the N are close enough to say I miss typed so I got called gay for a while.

 

[Penguinness]

I went into the kitchen and saw my mother, she had some dye stuff in her hair.

I meant to say:

"you gona wash that crazy stuff out of your hair?"

What I said:

"you gona wash the crazy out of your head?"

 

[DigitalSushi]

I told a customer;
"you don't want to buy that, it costs an arm and a leg"

When it came to paying it turned out she only had one arm.... my colleague actually fell to the floor in shock.

 

[Blueruler182]

All the fucking time. It gets rather irritating. It happens whenever I think through what I'm going to say.

It happens so often I can't recall one right now...

 

[The Diabolical Biz]

Ah, the searchbar saves me again...

I'm not sure if it's Freudian, but I once meant to say 'Rulebook' and said 'Wheelbarrow'

 

[Optimus Hagrid]

A bit of a cliche, but our careers advisor was trying to keep our year quiet during a UCAs presentation and said "I'm fed up of having to individually finger you to keep you quiet", which was followed by laughter and some applause.

 

[owyndevaldeck]

got told i was a psychoapth. instead of saying "Thats not true, i only enjoy butchering Zombies" i accidently said virgins :S

 

[Ironic Pirate]

I remember a school project on Western movies as compared to reality, and some kid left the N out of Clint Eastwood. Twice.