Your mom jokes.

[Lord Beautiful]

Your mom is so sexy. Seriously, she's really sexy. On a completely unrelated note, can I stay at your house this weekend?

 

[ThePocketWeasel]

At my last school people would always say;
'Your moms so stupid she starved in ASDA'

I generally find your mom jokes mildly amusing, only when it's said at the right time though.

If you don't wanna listen to them mute them?

I'd probably end up with half of Live muted, I hate muting people incase at some point they can actually contribute something interesting.

That's true, there are some decent people there inbetween all the stereotypes and 'yo momma' jokes.

 

[Duh]

"your mom jokes"
yes, she is quite funny

 

[Grayl]

I tend to use "your mum" jokes just to annoy my friends. We're 21, but I keep using the same thing over and over because I find it funny, and they can't really reply with anything.

"You suck!"
"That's what I said to yo' momma las' night."

"Shut up!"
"That's what I said to yo' momma las' night, because she was slurping too loud..."

You get the picture. It's immature and stupid, but why act grown up when you can act like a kid?

 

[PaulPaulPaul]

At my last school people would always say;
'Your moms so stupid she starved in ASDA'

I generally find your mom jokes mildly amusing, only when it's said at the right time though.

If you don't wanna listen to them mute them?

I'd probably end up with half of Live muted, I hate muting people incase at some point they can actually contribute something interesting.

That's true, there are some decent people there inbetween all the stereotypes and 'yo momma' jokes.

Aye occasionly.

 

[-Orgasmatron-]

I use them all the time just saying ridiculous shit for a laugh, but it's usually about sleeping with the person mother.

 

[Cockney Weasel]

Once I was on Richmond common with some mates tripping on acid and one of us dropped an orange which proceeded to get trodden on, prodded with umbrellas and generally mashed into the dirt. One of my friends paused for a second and a look of intense satisfaction crossed his race as if he'd come to a great realisation. He inhaled dramatically. He pointed at the orange.

'Oi, see that mate? That's your mum.'

We all fell about laughing

 

[Fat Hippo]

Your mom jokes are really only good when used spontaneously, or for something totally different: testing somebody's mental developement. I sometimes use your mom jokes on people, and if they're genuinely insulted, then there is probably no hope. They may be intelligent in some ways, but in another they are as primitive as cavemen. Anobody who is that defensive of their mother has some issues.

 

[SomeLameStuff]

Your mom's so fat, she has to iron her pants on the freeway.

Your mom's so fat, you missed 3 seasons of "Lost" when she walked past the TV.

Your mom's so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat people shot "TAXI!"

 

[Tesgami]

Then can and most likely will be annoying. But for now:

Your mom is so fat, she has to go outside to change her mind.
Your mom is so fat, you have to take a train and two buses to get on her good side.
Your mom is so fat, when God said let there be light, he told your mom to get out of the way.

Etc., High school does wonders doesn't it

 

[teutonicman]

Yo mommas so hairy, Its like shes got King Kong in a head lock.

It would be funnier you swaped head lock for leg lock.

 

[Jumping_Over_Fences]

I think you all need to take a look at this:

 

[AdmiralWolverineLightningbolt]

your mum's so fat that she should really consider excorcising and watch her diet
your mum's so stupid that she doesnt have a job and married your dad who is smart enough to provide for your family
your mum's so old that she will have grandkids possibly at some point in the near future

how'd i do?

 

[cleverlymadeup]

i've been telling your mom jokes so long your mom still had a sign that said "over 1 billion served"

 

[Zyxzy]

My full brother likes to use them on me.

 

[EmperorDude]

If only this translated into real life.

 

[Connor Lonske]

I think you all need to take a look at this:

I agree with Mr. T.

 

[Kinguendo]

Your moms so stupid she locked herself in the bathroom and p*ssed herself.

Your moms so ugly she has won Crufts.
(Google Crufts, if you dont know what it is or just ask someone who does know... its a yearly competition on the BBC, but I dont want to ruin the punchline by explaining it)

Your mom IS the joke.



I like 'em, though they can be stupid.

 

[Kinguendo]

Your moms so fat, when she wears an X-files t-shirt helicopters land on her.

 

[Mundjra95]

yo mommas so fat she fell in the grand canyon and got stuck
yo mommas so fat she sat on a rowing machine and it sank
yo mommas so fat when i tried to swerve around her i ran out of petrol