Everyone's had an awkward experience, from simply calling your teacher mum/mom in primary school or forgetting your shorts for PE and having to wear the minging ones from lost property, so escapist, I ask you: What is your most awkward experience EVER?
Mine is a long one, but here goes:
Me (male) and my girl best friend are at a club, having lost our other friends. She's staying with me to ward off a creepy guy who helped her in the past and wants something in return (not cool). Me and her are dancing with an American footballer, when a guy I don't recognise walks up to her, says something to her, causing her to run off crying.
Right, Ok, bit weird, but I go and find her sitting on the stairs. She then explains that she has a semi-long term boyfriend (first I'd heard about it, and I knew she'd been back with a few different guys the previous months...) and that was his twin brother, who accused her of cheating with the american footballer (50% right, you tried). She's still in floods of tears and hammered, so I suggest she goes home. I walk out with her and go to hail her a taxi (I live in the city centre, she lives a mile or so out), she then stops me and says she wants food, specifically from a kebab shop near where I live. I reluctantly agree, and we go.
On the way, she keeps mentioning how she can't really be bothered to get a taxi, asking if she can stay at mine, how she can't afford it etc. I tell her I'll pay for her taxi, she needs to go to her own home. This makes her cry even more. We get food (getting really odd looks, crying girl + famously sober guy is not good) and I go to get her a taxi again. She then bursts into tears AGAIN and heads off towards my house.
I go and fetch her, and tell her I'll get her a taxi from my house. We get in, and she goes straight into my room, undresses and gets into my bed. She's still crying, very drunk, and I'm stone sober.
I knew there'd be no way I could move her now, so I go and get my sleeping bag and tell her I'm sleeping on the sofa. She cries even more until I decide to sleep in the bed, but fully clothed and as far away from her as possible.
She then moves over, starts spooning me (she was big spoon), kissing me, groping me. Whilst still crying about the fact someone had accused her of cheating. I shook her off, told her to go to sleep, at one point left to go for a shower in the hope she'd nod off and I could escape (from my own bed, she didn't). She then carried on and began to say:
"Oh my god *rosacs name* this must be so awkward for you, I'm so sorry, I'm such a bad friend" WHILST STILL CRYING. I just had to tell her it was fine and shake her off until she went to bed.
It got to the morning, I let her get dressed, gave her a shirt and sent her on her way.
My flatmates then all came out, and in unison said:
"*rosac*, was that really awkward for you? was it a bit awkward."
dickbags.
TLDR: Drunk best friend who was crying as someone called her a cheater came back with me, when I was sober, groped me, kissed me whilst crying, kept asking me if I felt awkward. Flatmates never let me live it down.
Captcha: heat up- yes it did hot up captcha, but not in an ideal manner.
Mine is a long one, but here goes:
Me (male) and my girl best friend are at a club, having lost our other friends. She's staying with me to ward off a creepy guy who helped her in the past and wants something in return (not cool). Me and her are dancing with an American footballer, when a guy I don't recognise walks up to her, says something to her, causing her to run off crying.
Right, Ok, bit weird, but I go and find her sitting on the stairs. She then explains that she has a semi-long term boyfriend (first I'd heard about it, and I knew she'd been back with a few different guys the previous months...) and that was his twin brother, who accused her of cheating with the american footballer (50% right, you tried). She's still in floods of tears and hammered, so I suggest she goes home. I walk out with her and go to hail her a taxi (I live in the city centre, she lives a mile or so out), she then stops me and says she wants food, specifically from a kebab shop near where I live. I reluctantly agree, and we go.
On the way, she keeps mentioning how she can't really be bothered to get a taxi, asking if she can stay at mine, how she can't afford it etc. I tell her I'll pay for her taxi, she needs to go to her own home. This makes her cry even more. We get food (getting really odd looks, crying girl + famously sober guy is not good) and I go to get her a taxi again. She then bursts into tears AGAIN and heads off towards my house.
I go and fetch her, and tell her I'll get her a taxi from my house. We get in, and she goes straight into my room, undresses and gets into my bed. She's still crying, very drunk, and I'm stone sober.
I knew there'd be no way I could move her now, so I go and get my sleeping bag and tell her I'm sleeping on the sofa. She cries even more until I decide to sleep in the bed, but fully clothed and as far away from her as possible.
She then moves over, starts spooning me (she was big spoon), kissing me, groping me. Whilst still crying about the fact someone had accused her of cheating. I shook her off, told her to go to sleep, at one point left to go for a shower in the hope she'd nod off and I could escape (from my own bed, she didn't). She then carried on and began to say:
"Oh my god *rosacs name* this must be so awkward for you, I'm so sorry, I'm such a bad friend" WHILST STILL CRYING. I just had to tell her it was fine and shake her off until she went to bed.
It got to the morning, I let her get dressed, gave her a shirt and sent her on her way.
My flatmates then all came out, and in unison said:
"*rosac*, was that really awkward for you? was it a bit awkward."
dickbags.
TLDR: Drunk best friend who was crying as someone called her a cheater came back with me, when I was sober, groped me, kissed me whilst crying, kept asking me if I felt awkward. Flatmates never let me live it down.
Captcha: heat up- yes it did hot up captcha, but not in an ideal manner.