Your most interesting WTF? moment

[Fox1789]

Mine was back when i was in highschool. I was in theatre class and we where doing skits where you expressed an emotion without saying how you actually feel. Me and my partners was anger( and this is improv so we coundnt plan ahead) and i stormed up to him and he push my face away hard and yelled "NO!" is was so confused.. he basically denied my face in front of everyone

 

[eatenbyagrue]

I was standing in front of the building where I take classes, having lunch. Girl from another part of the university, wearing the Fine Arts uniform (I'm in Liberal Arts, again, literally across campus), and who I have never seen, met, heard of or interacted with in any way before, runs up to me, takes a bite out of my sandwich and runs off.

I could literally not do anything but stand there dumbfounded for several minutes.

 

[Internet Kraken]

This thread if full of WTF moments. [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.109265#1864602]

I can't think of any WTF moments I've had in my life at the moments. I'll edit this later when I do.

 

[wunderguy]

crossing the road. and when i stepped onto the otherside 15 seconds later a nurse drove past leant out of her car window and yelled 'you bastard' to which i replied. WTF *****.

 

[wyrdsister]

Me and a friend were just out looking around town, when suddenly this guy stumbles up to us - blind drunk at 2pm on a Tuesday - seizes my friends hand, and starts slurring:

"Got to shake your hand, 'cause you're the shpitting image of my sheven-year old daughter."

This was a bit WTF by itself, and it was even more hilarious considering that my friend is a twenty-three year old man, about fifteen stone and six feet tall. With an afro.

We walked until we got out of earshot, then just about split our sides laughing.

 

[Awesometown]

I was standing in front of the building where I take classes, having lunch. Girl from another part of the university, wearing the Fine Arts uniform (I'm in Liberal Arts, again, literally across campus), and who I have never seen, met, heard of or interacted with in any way before, runs up to me, takes a bite out of my sandwich and runs off.

I could literally not do anything but stand there dumbfounded for several minutes.

your university has uniforms WTF?

 

[Fox1789]

another one i had was a couple years ago during new years day, we where waiting in from of my aunts house in our car when these two drunk ladies tried to get into out car.. they saw us and said "sorry wrong car" and they got into theirs.. the car i was in was a white SUV their car was a black sedan

 

[eatenbyagrue]

I was standing in front of the building where I take classes, having lunch. Girl from another part of the university, wearing the Fine Arts uniform (I'm in Liberal Arts, again, literally across campus), and who I have never seen, met, heard of or interacted with in any way before, runs up to me, takes a bite out of my sandwich and runs off.

I could literally not do anything but stand there dumbfounded for several minutes.

your university has uniforms WTF?

Catholic University. Church-sanctioned and all.

 

[Mckin3228]

being called "mam" by 3 people in one day in 3 different places. I haven't shaved in a couple weeks.

 

[shotgunbob]

I was standing in front of the building where I take classes, having lunch. Girl from another part of the university, wearing the Fine Arts uniform (I'm in Liberal Arts, again, literally across campus), and who I have never seen, met, heard of or interacted with in any way before, runs up to me, takes a bite out of my sandwich and runs off.

I could literally not do anything but stand there dumbfounded for several minutes.

She just wanted your meat

sorry I couldnt resist :\

 

[TriggerHappyJoe]

I suppose it'd have to be the time that I was supposed to be on lookout for lobster pots (I was sailing btw) and I fell asleep

Not very intresting

 

[stevetastic]

I was standing in front of the building where I take classes, having lunch. Girl from another part of the university, wearing the Fine Arts uniform (I'm in Liberal Arts, again, literally across campus), and who I have never seen, met, heard of or interacted with in any way before, runs up to me, takes a bite out of my sandwich and runs off.

I could literally not do anything but stand there dumbfounded for several minutes.

your university has uniforms WTF?

Catholic University. Church-sanctioned and all.

so i guess you can't take any science courses then and definitely not in biology or physics
'god did it'

 

[Cama Zots]

I am a ginger. This in itself has led to some interesting WTF moments suck as random people asking if "the curtains match the carpet" but the weirdest one was when this crazy homeless guy accused me (and everyone else with redhair) of being an alien hell bent on world domination. I tried to walk away but this was on a city bus and the guy followed me to my seat and began telling me how he "knew" all about our plans for world conquest and about how he knew all about our stronghold at The Denver International Airport.

 

[Smack-Ferret]

yyyyeeeeaaaaahhhhh thats just creepy.

 

[Disaster Button]

I am a ginger. This in itself has led to some interesting WTF moments suck as random people asking if "the curtains match the carpet" but the weirdest one was when this crazy homeless guy accused me (and everyone else with redhair) of being an alien hell bent on world domination. I tried to walk away but this was on a city bus and the guy followed me to my seat and began telling me how he "knew" all about our plans for world conquest and about how he knew all about our stronghold at The Denver International Airport.

Lol, that would be so awesome. I'd have indulged him to fuck with his already screwed over head

 

[ipop@you]

me and a bunch of my friends were sitting in aafield and the nearest person was about 50m away when suddenly a scrunched up ball of tinfoil appeared blew passed us and then stopped i had my back to where it came from but my friends assured me that it wasn't there before which led me to say wtf? then i came to the only conclusion... tinfoil vortex

 

[shaltir]

caught a bat while fishing once

it was getting dark and i was using a fly/spinner thing (panther martin for those of you who don't need the dumbed down explaination) as my bait. when i cast out i never heard anything hit the water but something was tugging on the line so i gave the line a good jerk and THEN heard a nice big splash...apparently the bat had caught it right before it hit the water thinking it was an actual bug

had to kill the poor guy unfortunately, it was hooked way too bad.

 

[marmarlev]

I had a similar encounter. I was walking from the mall and a hobo threw a rock at me. I noticed there were 2 women asleep next to him he told me they were Tom Cruise's maids and he stole them from him and was now searching for bigfoot and asked if I could help him find him, he said he lived inside the mall's walls.
If you are wondering I said "no..." obviously.

 

[Kuchinawa212]

A little kid called me Sir once.

I kinda thought it was cool

 

[TheMatt]

I was standing in front of the building where I take classes, having lunch. Girl from another part of the university, wearing the Fine Arts uniform (I'm in Liberal Arts, again, literally across campus), and who I have never seen, met, heard of or interacted with in any way before, runs up to me, takes a bite out of my sandwich and runs off.

I could literally not do anything but stand there dumbfounded for several minutes.

THAT, my friend, is fricken hilarious. Find her, date her, eat her sandwich.