Your most recent dream.

[Bulletinmybrain]

Yesterday, i dreamt about me cheating on my girlfriend. then she was like "who is this" and i replied "nobody im dating". Later on, while i was in the can she shot me and my lover. i died. it was the awesomest dream ever.

u and ur lover dying is awesome?

I heard his dream contained tenfatmigets.

 

[The Anti Noob]

ummm wow. I dreamt my best friend was part vampire, and his mom was full, and his girlfriend was dying of hypothermia, so he heated up some peanut butter, and lathered it all over her, but some how it was like a bed and blanket and didn't stick to her body or clothes, and all this was taking place at my old middle school/jr. high. he then took out a nintendo DS and it became a gun, and he started shooting everyone, including me, so i ran behind a wall and when i came out, he was playing sudoku on it, then i turned around, and we was there and he bit me, but i didn't die or become a vamp or anytihng, but i was just like "ouch" and he started flying back like i hit him with super strength but i didn't do anything, and he was like "dude, what happened, and why is becca covered in peanut butter." And through the whole thing, none of us wondered why he used peanut butter, and we all took it really seriously. I can't entirely remember, but somewhere in there was a reference to a bunch of Zero Punctuation reviews, like Branston pickles and stuff. It was incredibly odd.

 

[The Anti Noob]

I dreamed me and all my close friends were in some sort of Arabian Nights-esque palace and we were trying to solve some puzzles, like Myst but then we triggered a trap and released a giant owl that flew off with me..........then I woke up.

Oh the next night it continued (I can do stuff like that) I rip myself from its talons and land in a room full of six little pedestals with symbols on them. I have to find a bunch of pots with these symbols on them to open a door and reunite with my friends. Then we discover a room with a painting like the inside of a room the we teleport to a completely different place and have to solve more puzzles. I guess I've just invented a new video game.

Continues on that the people here had left a substantial reward if we could solve the puzzles and avoid the nasty demons and get the money. We found a room with a bunch of pipes and had to move a weight in an air tube to a precise mark to unlatch a door. Then we were in an atrium with four doors and only one of them open. There are many paintings on the wall, all of them are freaky looking, like surreal. We have to find the one painting with the right lever to open another door or we ring a bell and wake up the giant spider sleeping in a corner. We figured it out after finding out that the mantelpiece of the fireplace lifted up and had a riddle on it "The Lever hides behind the Sinner, the one who devours his son" and we lift that painting and open another door. Then I wake up.


Further expansion as events warrant.

dude, thats just bad ass. that's all i can say. if that ever becomes a video game, make it like condemned or silent hill, like a freaky puzzle/survival horror game, coz i think surreal paintings are the creepiest things on the planet. I'v had nightmares about "The Scream"

 

[Bulletinmybrain]

Eh, I have dreams that seamingly drop-in and out at will about some school. And me in a car driving through a neighborhood. The shits scary... And then theres the psychotic killing ones/violence.

 

[N-Sef]

I had a dream where I was fighting some monster thing, and it was turn based. In the dream it made sense for me to wait there while the thing pummelled me, I have no idea how I reasoned it.

 

[NonMagicPoet]

It was something about being in a school on a river during a festival. The villains from Sailor Moon and Captain Kuro from One Piece were mafia members who were trying to kill me too.

 

[Bulletinmybrain]

It was something about being in a school on a river during a festival. The villains from Sailor Moon and Captain Kuro from One Piece were mafia members who were trying to kill me too.

Thats nice? I had a dream where I got eaten by yoshi and then he shat me out as a egg and I died from suffocation..

EDIT: So beat that.

 

[v3cks]

I was holding my laptop and for some reason or another, jumped into a lake. I managed to keep the computer above water, but of course the second I got out, I had to do it again. The second time, the laptop didn't survive. I was sad.

My friend's was better, so I'll share. He and I were running around Liberty City, defending ourselves from an onslaught of zombies. These guys were fast, like the ones from 28 Weeks Later. So apparently, because we were in Liberty City, the GTA cheat codes granted us weapons. He gets knocked out. When he wakes up, I'm nowhere in sight. He goes searching for me, and eventually finds me, about to get eaten. He does a cheat (Which, I have no idea how this would work without a controller, because he obviously wasn't playing a game in the dream. I think he just kind of jerked around and punched at the air until a shotgun appeared in his hands.) and saves me from my rather gruesome demise. I do a similar cheat, this time a chainsaw appearing. I proceed to slice zombies. The end.

 

[Bulletinmybrain]

I was holding my laptop and for some reason or another, jumped into a lake. I managed to keep the computer above water, but of course the second I got out, I had to do it again. The second time, the laptop didn't survive. I was sad.

My friend's was better, so I'll share. He and I were running around Liberty City, defending ourselves from an onslaught of zombies. These guys were fast, like the ones from 28 Weeks Later. So apparently, because we were in Liberty City, the GTA cheat codes granted us weapons. He gets knocked out. When he wakes up, I'm nowhere in sight. He goes searching for me, and eventually finds me, about to get eaten. He does a cheat (Which, I have no idea how this would work without a controller, because he obviously wasn't playing a game in the dream. I think he just kind of jerked around and punched at the air until a shotgun appeared in his hands.) and saves me from my rather gruesome demise. I do a similar cheat, this time a chainsaw appearing. I proceed to slice zombies. The end.

You stupidfy me. Or make me stupider, not sure whats the best use here.

 

[Lord_Ascendant]

I played 5 hours of Zombie Panic! Source once and thought I was fighting an infinite horde of zombies........then I woke up when a Karl Rove zombie started dancing....i'm not sure why though.

 

[Aerach]

Last night I was a middle-aged cliche detective who was solving his last crime before retirement. It was pretty effing boring.

 

[kbag08]

The whole dream was in slow motion except my movement - pretty awesome - i wish i was asleep right n...Zzz Zzz Zzz

 

[wewontdie11]

I had the stereotypical, and all too frequent, zombie apocalypse dream. World ending, trapped in shopping centre, forced to survive by hacking through swathes of the undead with a cricket bat, but then it was all OK because then I had a threesome with Lucy Pinder and Michelle Marsh, and all was right with the world.

God I'm unimaginative and stereotypical, even in my subconscious.

 

[Bulletinmybrain]

I had the stereotypical, and all too frequent, zombie apocalypse dream. World ending, trapped in shopping centre, forced to survive by hacking through swathes of the undead with a cricket bat, but then it was all OK because then I had a threesome with Lucy Pinder and Michelle Marsh, and all was right with the world.

God I'm unimaginative and stereotypical, even in my subconscious.

I have trouble remembering the best parts of my dreams, They always blank out..

 

[Ares Tyr]

Has anyone ever woken up violently from a nightmare?

Several times. Most of my dreams involve either fighting or having sex (or some strange combination of the two). I usually wake myself up kicking, as in attacking a person with a kick and I wake myself up doing it. I've also almost hit people who've woken me up before.

I think my most recent dream involved me having sex with... someone I don't remember who. So I woke up with a "violent" boner.

 

[Bulletinmybrain]

Has anyone ever woken up violently from a nightmare?

Several times. Most of my dreams involve either fighting or having sex (or some strange combination of the two). I usually wake myself up kicking, as in attacking a person with a kick and I wake myself up doing it. I've also almost hit people who've woken me up before.

I think my most recent dream involved me having sex with... someone I don't remember who. So I woke up with a "violent" boner.

Am I the only male here that can't ever remember sex in a dream?

 

[Ares Tyr]

Has anyone ever woken up violently from a nightmare?

Several times. Most of my dreams involve either fighting or having sex (or some strange combination of the two). I usually wake myself up kicking, as in attacking a person with a kick and I wake myself up doing it. I've also almost hit people who've woken me up before.

I think my most recent dream involved me having sex with... someone I don't remember who. So I woke up with a "violent" boner.

Am I the only male here that can't ever remember sex in a dream?

Sometimes I can, but usually not.

 

[Bulletinmybrain]

Has anyone ever woken up violently from a nightmare?

Several times. Most of my dreams involve either fighting or having sex (or some strange combination of the two). I usually wake myself up kicking, as in attacking a person with a kick and I wake myself up doing it. I've also almost hit people who've woken me up before.

I think my most recent dream involved me having sex with... someone I don't remember who. So I woke up with a "violent" boner.

Am I the only male here that can't ever remember sex in a dream?

Sometimes I can, but usually not.

I wake up with boners but I have not ever remember having sex or anything in a dream.

 

[Ares Tyr]

I wake up with boners but I have not ever remember having sex or anything in a dream.

That's a common condition known as "Morning Wood". Most of everyone I know that has a penis gets it.

 

[Bulletinmybrain]

I wake up with boners but I have not ever remember having sex or anything in a dream.

That's a common condition known as "Morning Wood". Most of everyone I know that has a penis gets it.

Yeah, But still if I have to wake up and begin batting down something, Then I wan't to be compensated.