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Monkfish Acc.

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notoriouslynx said:
Monkfish Acc. said:
notoriouslynx said:
UNKNOWNINCOGNITO said:
Monkfish Acc. said:
"dick-chin".
LMFAO !
According to the urban dictionary its a dildo attached to the chin of someone. Google image it, I dare you.
Okay.
...
That wasn't so bad. Nothing sexual came up until three pages in.
I googled it. Nothing bad. Went to the third page. lol'd at a picture of double-H from beyond good and evil.
Man, I really need to play that game.

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UNKNOWNINCOGNITO said:
Monkfish Acc. said:
Inurdaes said:
Monkfish Acc. said:
My brother does that all the time.
He also has this bizarre love for coming up with irritating swearwords, like "dick-chin".
DICKCHIN? HAHAHAAHAH, i'm using that.
Oh, god, I've done a terrible thing...
Yes you have

we are all doomed !
Doom, you say?
Oh, I rather like doom.

I'm tempted to list all the other godawful word combinations he's made.
 

Zersy

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sky14kemea said:
UNKNOWNINCOGNITO said:
Recently a person has been saying this alot around me and mainly for nothing
now i got no problem with that sine who ever thinks this is a insult is just ignorant and retarded but when this person just so happens to be my BROTHER !!!

yes thats right my own brother is using "Your Mum" against me most of the time for nothing

My questions

what was the most inappropiate time someone used this against you ?

when was it funny ?

when was it just sad ?

and what are your thoughts on the fact that my own family member is using it ?

I'm hoping this thread will sweep the net causing this phrase to never be repeated again for the good of all mankind
my bro does that all the time!
i either say "we have the same mum d**shbag" or "your DAD!" ^-^
But when someone who says it is as ignorant as a Chav
the only thing that can shut them up is getting stabbed by a pencil

(You get Street cred for getting Stabbed but then lose it all cause it was a pencil)
 

Zersy

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Monkfish Acc. said:
notoriouslynx said:
Monkfish Acc. said:
notoriouslynx said:
UNKNOWNINCOGNITO said:
Monkfish Acc. said:
"dick-chin".
LMFAO !
According to the urban dictionary its a dildo attached to the chin of someone. Google image it, I dare you.
Okay.
...
That wasn't so bad. Nothing sexual came up until three pages in.
I googled it. Nothing bad. Went to the third page. lol'd at a picture of double-H from beyond good and evil.
Man, I really need to play that game.

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UNKNOWNINCOGNITO said:
Monkfish Acc. said:
Inurdaes said:
Monkfish Acc. said:
My brother does that all the time.
He also has this bizarre love for coming up with irritating swearwords, like "dick-chin".
DICKCHIN? HAHAHAAHAH, i'm using that.
Oh, god, I've done a terrible thing...
Yes you have

we are all doomed !
Doom, you say?
Oh, I rather like doom.

I'm tempted to list all the other godawful word combinations he's made.
Do it !



Reigndar said:
the most common reply i give to that is.... "you'd do WHAT to a dead woman?"
First post ?
 

Monkfish Acc.

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UNKNOWNINCOGNITO said:
Cheese-dick
Dick-nose
Piss-dick
Shit-dick
Gaytard

The list goes on and on and on. These are just the only ones I can remember.
At least eighy percent of them mention dicks.
 

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Cpt_Oblivious said:
It only works with "Yo momma so fat / dumb / ugly.." jokes. It can't be a single response.
Now that's not right, the meaning is implied.
And I believe the correct term is "yer maw"

Also my brother uses "wife" as a replacement
It's always awkward when my girlfriend is over...
 

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When he says "your mum" next time, say "ate out your mum" in completion of his sentence. I don't think he'd appreciate it too much, unless he's a creep.
 

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Monkfish Acc. said:
UNKNOWNINCOGNITO said:
Cheese-dick
Dick-nose
Piss-dick
Shit-dick
Gaytard

The list goes on and on and on. These are just the only ones I can remember.
At least eighy percent of them mention dicks.
i gotta admit if someone called me a gaytard i might be inclined to throw a heavy object such as a brick at them, less for revenge but more as capitol punishment.
 

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jockslap said:
Monkfish Acc. said:
UNKNOWNINCOGNITO said:
Cheese-dick
Dick-nose
Piss-dick
Shit-dick
Gaytard

The list goes on and on and on. These are just the only ones I can remember.
At least eighy percent of them mention dicks.
i gotta admit if someone called me a gaytard i might be inclined to throw a heavy object such as a brick at them, less for revenge but more as capitol punishment.
Which is exactly what I do.
 

sky14kemea

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UNKNOWNINCOGNITO said:
sky14kemea said:
UNKNOWNINCOGNITO said:
Recently a person has been saying this alot around me and mainly for nothing
now i got no problem with that sine who ever thinks this is a insult is just ignorant and retarded but when this person just so happens to be my BROTHER !!!

yes thats right my own brother is using "Your Mum" against me most of the time for nothing

My questions

what was the most inappropiate time someone used this against you ?

when was it funny ?

when was it just sad ?

and what are your thoughts on the fact that my own family member is using it ?

I'm hoping this thread will sweep the net causing this phrase to never be repeated again for the good of all mankind
my bro does that all the time!
i either say "we have the same mum d**shbag" or "your DAD!" ^-^
But when someone who says it is as ignorant as a Chav
the only thing that can shut them up is getting stabbed by a pencil

(You get Street cred for getting Stabbed but then lose it all cause it was a pencil)
damn that sucks, my bro is a bigger geek than me, he's in a WOW guild and everything :p
i just burst in his room in the middle of the night to wake him up for my revenge ^0^
 

Khornefire

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Hmmm... I can't count all the different occassions I could hear this word. I don't remeber a specific opportunity when this actually insulted me, it's more like a "I have no answer for you so I'll play idiot" sort of thing. It's not funny and I don't think it's sad either.
 

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Monkfish Acc. said:
UNKNOWNINCOGNITO said:
Cheese-dick
Dick-nose
Piss-dick
Shit-dick
Gaytard

The list goes on and on and on. These are just the only ones I can remember.
At least eighy percent of them mention dicks.
Piss-dick makes logical sense though.....

The one that is reeaaallllly peeving me at the moment , however, is Downie/Downer as in sufferer of downs syndrome as a replacement of Stupid. It really get on my grill with that one.
 

DannyDamage

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Girlfriend's brother shouts this around the house ALL the time.

It's not offensive, it's funny, so get your panties out of the obvious twist that they're in and tell your mum I'm ready for another round! :p
 

Yokomitsu

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At my school this quote became the most popular reply to anything someone said within a day it made no sense but everyone still did it, most annoying thing to face my school..... so far
 

Zersy

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Monkfish Acc. said:
UNKNOWNINCOGNITO said:
Cheese-dick
Dick-nose
Piss-dick
Shit-dick
Gaytard

The list goes on and on and on. These are just the only ones I can remember.
At least eighy percent of them mention dicks.
I think Gaytrad is the best outta the whole list
 

Revernd Awesome

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Your Mum's so fat she appeals to my secret Fetish.


My friend said that to me once, was the be all and end all of that argument.