Full name:
A Candelabra Mine Fix His Mini
Huh. Didn't know glowing mines could do that.
Without middle name:
Bashed Financier
-- Occasionally.
He Fried Cannabis
-- Well, everyone needs a hobby.
Arachnid Bee Fins
-- That's almost one for SA's Photoshop Phriday, category "Anagram Animals".
Just my last name:
Cider Hens
Nice Shred
Nicer Shed
-- First one to make a Haiku incorporating these three lines wins a virtual cookie.
Edit:
Arachnid Bee Fins, B'ches! [http://img191.imageshack.us/img191/482/arachnidbee.png]
Why are its eyes red? Because, uh, because Minecraft.