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A "friend" of mine that used to be my roommate but now just lives with her boyfriend (my old best friend) and fucks him all day long. She's the spawn of the devil.

Too dark for you? Then my nemesis is BASEMENT CAT. LAWLZ.
 

Duck Sandwich

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Myself. My masochistic tendencies and self-hatred have caused me immense physical pain... but have also made me physically stronger.
 

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Kid at my school, we each try beating each other to the parking lot for our spot, and somehow we're both after the same girl (I think I'm in the lead, but only by a little). Soon we're going to have to settle this via Russian Roulette.
 

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LilGherkin said:
Kid at my school, we each try beating each other to the parking lot for our spot, and somehow we're both after the same girl (I think I'm in the lead, but only by a little). Soon we're going to have to settle this via Russian Roulette.
you of course mean honorible duel sir!
 

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Guitar Gamer said:
LilGherkin said:
Kid at my school, we each try beating each other to the parking lot for our spot, and somehow we're both after the same girl (I think I'm in the lead, but only by a little). Soon we're going to have to settle this via Russian Roulette.
you of course mean honorible duel sir!
I like luck more than skill, luck is nicer to me.
 

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The Red Ribbon. It is enemy and ally, pain and pleasure combined. The most complex, hurtful, and amazing thing to exist in this universe. If anyone knows its other name (or better yet the origin of this name), I will give them a box of chocolates.
 

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Duck Sandwich said:
Myself. My masochistic tendencies and self-hatred have caused me immense physical pain... but have also made me physically stronger.
Cool story bro.

Get some help...

I am surprised how many people put themselves down as their nemesis. Although I suppose about 40% of this forum is taken up by depressed angsty teenagers.
 

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Grand_Pamplemousse said:
Duck Sandwich said:
Myself. My masochistic tendencies and self-hatred have caused me immense physical pain... but have also made me physically stronger.
Cool story bro.

Get some help...

I am surprised how many people put themselves down as their nemesis. Although I suppose about 40% of this forum is taken up by depressed angsty teenagers.
Well excuse me for not actually having any actual enemies in my life. Yes, the closest thing I have to a "nemesis" is my own personal flaws (self doubt, laziness, weakness, etc.) that sometimes hold me back from accomplishing my goals. And yeah, you pretty much do need to be somewhat masochistic if you work out a lot, because you expose yourself to a shitload of pain.
 

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Duck Sandwich said:
Grand_Pamplemousse said:
Duck Sandwich said:
Myself. My masochistic tendencies and self-hatred have caused me immense physical pain... but have also made me physically stronger.
Cool story bro.

Get some help...

I am surprised how many people put themselves down as their nemesis. Although I suppose about 40% of this forum is taken up by depressed angsty teenagers.
Well excuse me for not actually having any actual enemies in my life. Yes, the closest thing I have to a "nemesis" is my own personal flaws (self doubt, laziness, weakness, etc.) that sometimes hold me back from accomplishing my goals. And yeah, you pretty much do need to be somewhat masochistic if you work out a lot, because you expose yourself to a shitload of pain.
Well make up a vaguely humorous enemy then! I don't care about all the pain you suffer through, just say something funny so I can use it in the PCG UK compo and win a nice new computer!

Just smile and don't take life so seriously. No one comes out alive anyway.
 

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I don't care about all the pain you suffer through
Nobody does... Nobody understands me...



Just kidding :)

Grand_Pamplemousse said:
Well make up a vaguely humorous enemy then! I don't care about all the pain you suffer through, just say something funny so I can use it in the PCG UK compo and win a nice new computer!

Just smile and don't take life so seriously. No one comes out alive anyway.
Hold on, let me delve into my deep archives. Maybe I do have some enemies....

My enemy? Communists. You never know what their up to. They think they're so bad with their.....communism. My definition of communist changes depending on my whims.

That teacher who gave me a bad mark for an essay, then gave my friend a better mark (who I allowed to copy my essay word-for-word) for the exact same essay? He's a communist.

The dude who screwed up my order, man, he's such a commie.

That girl who I asked out and got rejected by? Total communist.


Oh. And white bread. White bread sucks. And so does Dempster's bread. Dempster's White bread can burn in hell.

Tiny insects that fly around and are a general annoyance. Their small size makes them able to dodge my roundhouse kicks with the greatest of ease. And they never [video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXNroQ1-dWs[/video] get in my guard, so I can't guillotine choke them either.
 

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LilGherkin said:
Guitar Gamer said:
LilGherkin said:
Kid at my school, we each try beating each other to the parking lot for our spot, and somehow we're both after the same girl (I think I'm in the lead, but only by a little). Soon we're going to have to settle this via Russian Roulette.
you of course mean honorible duel sir!
I like luck more than skill, luck is nicer to me.
HMMMFF I will not converse with luck dependent riff raff!
good day sir! *puts on top hat and walks away*