Your New First Words!

[King of the Sandbox]

Ok, here's the deal. Instead of the old "What will be your last words?" idea, we're going with our first words.

The rules:

1. You're born, a newborn baby, with all your previous life's memories and intelligence after you die.

2. You retain your ability to speak.

3. What are your first words to the world?

Me? I'd go with, "NO PRISON CAN CONTAIN MY FURY!", followed by maniacal laughter.

 

[GodofDisaster]

*Points to a passing person*

"You there fetch me some ice cream and no sprinkles, for every sprinkle I find, I shall kill you."

 

[Jav3lin]

*Looks at a bottle of milk presented by my mother*

"Fuck milk, got beer?"

 

[ultrachicken]

Waaaaaaaaaaah!
I'm being original here.

 

[delet]

"Bow before your new ruler, puny earth monkies!"

I'm fairly sure most people in the room would faint there, especially if I keep my deep voice.

 

[Jackalb]

"WIPE. MY. ARSE." Practical and I'm sure mother would be so overjoyed by the fact I talked that she wouldn't be too bothered about the obscenity.

 

[Machiavellian007]

"This is a heist. I want everybody to remain calm..."

 

[War Penguin]

Preparing to re-spawn in 3... 2... -Oh shit, that worked?

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Oh....
Oh....
Oh....
Oh, you know what botch? FUCK YOU!!!!!! FUCK YOU!!!! FUCK YOU!!!! FUCK YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU!!!!

 

[King of the Sandbox]

Hahaha, you guys are hilarious! ^o^

I wish more people would contribute to this.

 

[Queen Michael]

"Han shot first!"

 

[MurderousToaster]

"Go get me some fucking chicken nuggets"

 

[Anarchemitis]

"OhHohoho, that slaps me on the knee."