Your Odd Couple?

[NeutralMunchHotel]

So, you buy an apartment and rent it out. You place fliers in your local papers with the only rule 'Must be fictional, electronic'. You get a number of responses (in fact, every single video game character in the history of existence has replied - living space in the iWorld is hard to come by). So, being the God-playing dick you are, you put the two most mismatched characters together and make them live together (you see, video game characters have no concept of the word no, only 0 & 1).

So, the question is this: Who would you put in the apartment? And why?

I would go for... Kaim Argonar and Duke Nukem. Kaim is an immortal warrior, and the Duke is a warrior who just can't stop with teh killingz. Imagine the hilarity!

 

[blackfrancis567]

Mario and the joker

 

[wolfy098]

Captain Jack Harkness and Chuck Norris

the one man Chuck Norris can't defeat

oh fictional- then GAME CHARACTERS

can't you expand a little

 

[The_ModeRazor]

Jaws and Hieronymus Lex.

"Stop! You violated the l..."*chomp*

 

[Jedamethis]

Elmo and Gordon Freeman

"Elmo say hello!"
"....."

 

[Dogstile]

Master chief and Gordon Freeman

they'll both spawn hordes of fanboys that will battle for their masters, what's not to like?

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

hmmm... Cloud And Sephiroth?
I'd make them pay 10x for any damages to the apartment or contents.
Just rake in the cash... and then I could say to them...
"You're both puppets... to get me more money."

 

[Lowbreed]

Link and Gordon Freeman.
They could have awesome staring and gadget use competitions, even though they are rather similar.

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

I would go with a short fat plumber and a steriod abusive animal with a dye job, but they would just become rich, what with all the drugs they could deal and all solid gold jewerly they could sell, then they would end up buying the olympics. So there just gonna have to stay homeless.

I guess i'd go with Kratos and Ryu Hayabusa, for no reason in particular.

 

[NeutralMunchHotel]

Captain Jack Harkness and Chuck Norris

the one man Chuck Norris can't defeat

oh fictional- then GAME CHARACTERS

can't you expand a little

Well, this is the 'Gaming Discussion' forum.

And I never said just fictional, the rules were 'Must be fictional, electronic'. The implication is that it's a video game character.

 

[similar.squirrel]

Solid Snake and Garret [sp?]. There'd be an illusion of only one tenant, so I could raise the rent accordingly.

 

[TheZapper]

I would go for... Kaim Argonar and Duke Nukem. Kaim is an immortal warrior, and the Duke is a warrior who just can't stop with teh killingz. Imagine the hilarity!

Can't imagine Duke's reaction to Kaim randomly staring at inanimate objects for about half an hour as they remind of his past before crying about how sad he is.

 

[Parallel Streaks]

Frank Horrigan and The Master, imagine the wacky dialogue!

"I once controlled your kind, you know"
"TIME FOR TALKING OVER, NOW YOU MUST DIE"
"THIS is going to raise the rent.."

WACKY!

 

[wolfy098]

Captain Jack Harkness and Chuck Norris

the one man Chuck Norris can't defeat

oh fictional- then GAME CHARACTERS

can't you expand a little

Well, this is the 'Gaming Discussion' forum.

And I never said just fictional, the rules were 'Must be fictional, electronic'. The implication is that it's a video game character.

I don't check the Gaming-non gaming- rp games thing

I just check the newest...

 

[NeutralMunchHotel]

I would go for... Kaim Argonar and Duke Nukem. Kaim is an immortal warrior, and the Duke is a warrior who just can't stop with teh killingz. Imagine the hilarity!

Can't imagine Duke's reaction to Kaim randomly staring at inanimate objects for about half an hour as they remind of his past before crying about how sad he is.

Kaim would perhaps remind Duke of his future, ie nothing.

 

[NeutralDrow]

Emil Castagnier (Tales of Symphonia: DotNW) and Dante (Devil May Cry).

One of the meekest guys imaginable and one of the cockiest guys imaginable. Sitcom heaven, punctuated by occasional demon hunt. And then we get to see how Ratatosk reacts to Dante...

 

[Kiutu]

Captain Jack Harkness and Chuck Norris

the one man Chuck Norris can't defeat

oh fictional- then GAME CHARACTERS

can't you expand a little

Thats a funny way to spell Bruce Lee.

 

[QuirkyTambourine]

Gordon Freeman and Princess Peach

The quiet genius with (inexplicably) lots of military training, and the idiot princess who gets kidnapped by a monkey every couple of years. The same damn monkey

Edit: Also, the thread title reminded me that I have to shed this tune for my repertory building class next Wednesday. It's really really cool;

[sub]Seriously, all the jazz players on The Escapist, learn this tune. It's got some killin changes and it draws attention at bars quite well[/sub]

 

[TriggerUnhappy]

I think we all know the answer here:
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Rorschach and Deadpool!

 

[Supreme Unleaded]

Gordon Freeman and that girl that sits next to you yelling at you in the Ridge Racer 7 game, Gordon is a killing mute and a protagonist, while the girl doesnt stop talking, not a protagonist, and would probably die herself if she saw someone die.