Your On Death Row...

Iskenator67

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And the warden asks what you want for your last meal. What do you tell him?

I'd ask for a boiled lobster, a milkshake, those little chocolate donuts that come in a box, and a pound of bacon.
 

Queen Michael

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First of all, it's "you're on death row." Secondly, I'd ask him for an all-u-can-eat buffet and never stop eating. Or a billion Pringles and Oreos.
 

NeoAC

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A 20 ounce sirloin steak, well done, with a rich Kentucky bourbon sauce, a bunch of thick cut french fries with the skin on, a family bucket of KFC popcorn chicken, corn, a 12 pack of Alexander Keith's, a 2L of Pepsi, and a watermelon that has been genetically engineered to taste like happiness. Since no one has invented the taste of happiness yet, I'll obviously have to stay alive until they do.
 

SirDeadly

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A dozen pancakes, salmon, porterhouse steak, roast pork.
I may aswell make myself sick seeing as it's my last meal.
 

Kathinka

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steak or lobster.

i HATE anything that comes out of the water. but i don't plan to eat it anyway^^ in order to eat it i would need a pretty sharp and massive knife, which i will coincidentally use to stab my way into freedom. probably aint gonna work, but what are they gonna do, shoot me? i've got nothing to lose, suckers^^
 

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Kathinka said:
steak or lobster.

i HATE anything that comes out of the water. but i don't plan to eat it anyway^^ in order to eat it i would need a pretty sharp and massive knife, which i will coincidentally use to stab my way into freedom. probably aint gonna work, but what are they gonna do, shoot me? i've got nothing to lose, suckers^^
It would probably be pre cut or something just to screw up any escape attempts.

I'd generally ask for something impossible or extremely time delaying, then get a note to a friend, who would then supposidly supply the food I require and get them to sneak in some equipment I can use to escape inside the food.
 

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You know that old story about the bird that flies around the world once per year, and every year he wipes his beak on a mountain, slowly eroding the mountain? I want that bird to eat. Once he's finished eroding that mountain.
 

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Deep fried grenade. Or a plate of pancakes as tall as a man, then argue that it is never the same height as the man that i have in mind.
 

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Some loaded potato soup from O'Charlys, General Tso's chicken with fried rice, a bag of Fungyons, some skittles and a pink banana cream pie.
 

Kathinka

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SpikeyGirl said:
Kathinka said:
steak or lobster.

i HATE anything that comes out of the water. but i don't plan to eat it anyway^^ in order to eat it i would need a pretty sharp and massive knife, which i will coincidentally use to stab my way into freedom. probably aint gonna work, but what are they gonna do, shoot me? i've got nothing to lose, suckers^^
It would probably be pre cut or something just to screw up any escape attempts.

I'd generally ask for something impossible or extremely time delaying, then get a note to a friend, who would then supposidly supply the food I require and get them to sneak in some equipment I can use to escape inside the food.
darn it, you're right. your plan is not bad either. :)

allright, precut food? then i chose a redicolously huge cage, in wich my accomplice in the kitchen can hide a swiz army knife, a small revolvern, lockpicks, false documents, a change set of clothes and so on^^
 

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Godofgame67 said:
And the warden asks what you want for your last meal. What do you tell him?

I'd ask for a boiled lobster, a milkshake, those little chocolate donuts that come in a box, and a pound of bacon.
Nope, I'm Beddo.
 

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I'd ask for the world's rarest truffle. Then, while he's searching for the world's rarest truffle, I'd escape. Of course, then I'd miss out on eating the world's rarest trufffle. Hmm.