Your "One does not simply..." moments in videogames.

[OpticalJunction]

One does not simply play the default character in Skyrim. You gotta customize the shit out of that thing

 

[Silvanus]

I do all the time. Why? Because I don't believe in using keys as currency. That's just bullshit.
I utterly despise the TF2 economy.

Oh, I agree there. I didn't mean that the keys are better used in trading-- I just meant it's infuriating to receive a crate you can't open, especially for the first time, when you naively think they wouldn't try to push you into spending real money like that.

 

[kortin]

I do all the time. Why? Because I don't believe in using keys as currency. That's just bullshit.
I utterly despise the TF2 economy.

Oh, I agree there. I didn't mean that the keys are better used in trading-- I just meant it's infuriating to receive a crate you can't open, especially for the first time, when you naively think they wouldn't try to push you into spending real money like that.

Oh, my bad, I see what you mean.

 

[Rooster893]

One does not simply stop searching for the clue bottles in Sly 4.

 

[Riddle78]

One does not simply walk upstairs in a Televanni tower.

 

[Grivahri]

"One does not simply buy only one Xbox360". (mine just died again today, coffee after the funeral)

I have had the same 360 elite since 2009, where is my price?

 

[MrPhyntch]

From LoL: One does not simply gank Kayle.

I actually call this one out in-game after the enemy fails to gank me. My Kayle build can 1v1 pretty much any champion in the game (so long as they're not indcredifed) after level 10 or so. It's funny how many people love to impale themselves on my sword.

I've also started a "one does not simply chase Thresh" recently, because rarely does anyone survive that when I'm Thresh.

Otherwise:

One does not simply beat a level in Fire Emblem on the first try.

One does not simply play online with Steam running (DOTA2 and TF2 ALWAYS update when I do)

One does not simply use the Wii (between uses there's usually a power surge that takes it out, requiring a 10 minute or so reset before I can use it)

 

[Smeggs]

One does not simply assassinate the Elite by jumping off the cliff on the first try.

One does not simply melee a tiger to death in Far Cry 3.

One does not simply run up in front of an Elder Dragon and not get insta-killed by its bite animation.

One does not simply get killed without first jumping backward and throwing a frag grenade near you in hopes of killing your attacker.

One does not simply play Dishonored without reloading every five seconds after being spotted.

 

[Yojimzo]

One does not simply facecheck the brush, when Garen's in the game.
One does not simply get the rare drop they need before thier run number is in the double digits.
ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY BUMP THIS THREAD IN ALL CAPS!

 

[Suomimaster]

"One does not simply PVP in Dark Souls without getting killed due lag fafillion times."