Your own survial guide.

[CommandoUK]

i was watching the BBC Survivor tonight, and it made me think what would i do if i was in that situation. For those that havnt watched it, its pretty much theres a deadly virus it kills a hell of alot of people turns towns into ghost towns.

Now if i was in a situation like that i would proably just loot game, take refuge in my local cinema, go to currys get a huge telly, get a big bed and then get some food and water thats pretty much what i would do.

i was wondering what your plans would be ?

(Sorry if this has been done already, i searched for it but couldnt find anything like this )

 

[Cyberius]

I'd go to the closest mall (after picking up my girlfriend) and chill there.

 

[NeedAUserName]

i was watching the BBC Survivor tonight, and it made me think what would i do if i was in that situation. For those that havnt watched it, its pretty much theres a deadly virus it kills a hell of alot of people turns towns into ghost towns.

Now if i was in a situation like that i would proably just loot game, take refuge in my local cinema, go to currys get a huge telly, get a big bed and then get some food and water thats pretty much what i would do.

i was wondering what your plans would be ?

(Sorry if this has been done already, i searched for it but couldnt find anything like this )

No power/ nothing on TV, food and water would run out.

I'd go to the closest mall (after picking up my girlfriend) and chill there.

How do you know she won't die?

 

[Calobi]

I'd go to the closest mall (after picking up my girlfriend) and chill there.

How do you know she won't die?

Because, if television and movies have taught us anything it's that love interests don't die, unless it's to make room for another love interest.

I would just go and find someplace safe; which, assuming it's a virus, would be far away from anyone else. Probably go to the mountains, find someplace cold (which most air-borne viruses would find inhospitable outside a person) and stay there for a good long while. Once I felt that it was probably I would return to civilization with an even longer, more rugged beard and an axe, just to finish the lumberjack look.

 

[Lord George]

Survivors was brilliant wasn't it, I can't wait for the next one in that situation I think I would probably just go around doing exactly what I wanted, set buildings on fire for fun, smash cars up, and spend all night getting completely pissed or high and then do it all again the next day.

Also seeing as how there would be no laws I might go and find other survivors and form my own cult or convincing or forcing people into reliving I am a god or maybe even hunting people down for sport. I'd pretty much do this till something/someone stopped me FUN.

 

[MintyFreshBreathGuy]

Personally I'd go get a battery powered radio, and ipod, some house hold weapon to make me feel better (and to attempt kill anyone who thinks they can steal from me) and wait to see what happens next. Yeah i know not the best of ideas but hey what can ya do when you're alone and something bad is about to happen or something worse than whats already happened I mean

 

[SomeBritishDude]

Panic I imagine.

 

[Fineldar]

I have plenty of loaded weapons, stockpiled food, a gasmask, and books in case of zombies and whatnot. I think I'll be fine.

Unless I'm at work. The buses won't be running, so hopefully I'll bring my car. Of course there's going to be monsters chasing me and I'm never goign to get the key into the lock. If I did it wouldn't matter anyway because the car's not going to start. I'll have to hoof it and turn the corner into a huge mob of zombies or some sort of roadblock. When I do get home I'll take a pistol instead of a rifle or something, right as a raptor jumps through my window, and we struggle while my gin slides aaall the way the to the other side of the room and I'll have to engage him in hand-to-hand combat. That's why I work out.

 

[SomeBritishDude]

I have plenty of loaded weapons, stockpiled food, a gasmask, and books in case of zombies and whatnot. I think I'll be fine.

Unless I'm at work. The buses won't be running, so hopefully I'll bring my car. Of course there's going to be monsters chasing me and I'm never goign to get the key into the lock. If I did it wouldn't matter anyway because the car's not going to start. I'll have to hoof it and turn the corner into a huge mob of zombies or some sort of roadblock. When I do get home I'll take a pistol instead of a rifle or something, right as a raptor jumps through my window, and we struggle while my gin slides aaall the way the to the other side of the room and I'll have to engage him in hand-to-hand combat. That's why I work out.

In case a dinosaur attacks you? Good call

 

[Fineldar]

In case a dinosaur attacks you? Good call

You gotta be prepared man. A relative of mine owns a pub in Ireland. He said he didn't need insurance. BOOM, hit by a speeding volcano.

 

[ImmortalItalian]

...and books in case of zombies and whatnot...

So...you're going to teach them to read? Story time, Alright!

 

[Deadarm]

I have plenty of loaded weapons, stockpiled food, a gasmask, and books in case of zombies and whatnot. I think I'll be fine.

Unless I'm at work. The buses won't be running, so hopefully I'll bring my car. Of course there's going to be monsters chasing me and I'm never goign to get the key into the lock. If I did it wouldn't matter anyway because the car's not going to start. I'll have to hoof it and turn the corner into a huge mob of zombies or some sort of roadblock. When I do get home I'll take a pistol instead of a rifle or something, right as a raptor jumps through my window, and we struggle while my gin slides aaall the way the to the other side of the room and I'll have to engage him in hand-to-hand combat. That's why I work out.

You sir have made me laugh quite heartily.

But anyways I'd probably go loot the nearest gamestop and 7-11 so that I would have all the games and chocolate milk I could possibly want, and once I get bored of it all I would probably beat off a few times and kill myself out of boredom if I were the last person alive. If I were not the last person alive I'd probably start some type of MMA thing just to keep myself and anyone interested entertained, and the only rule would be to try not to kill the other guy because we need him to do the dishes later. Naturally if there were other people alive I would be running a 7-11 that the fights took place behind because I'd be getting free chocolate milk.

 

[Gahars]

I'd go to the closest mall (after picking up my girlfriend) and chill there.

AKA the Dawn of the Dead option

Yeah, I'd probably go with that too, after forming a group of survivors

 

[hem dazon 90]

id burn down houses then go on a killing/raping spree. joking aside id probobly do the mountain thing that other guy said

 

[Shrifes]

My plans would involve me being one of the great masses that died, saves me the trouble of trying to survive.

 

[r4ndom]

I'd make it my mission to go to every IKEA in the world

 

[AuntyEthel]

I live in a small village outside a city, so I'll probably be fine.

 

[fix-the-spade]

I'd go to the closest mall (after picking up my girlfriend) and chill there.

How do you know she won't die?

Because, if television and movies have taught us anything it's that love interests don't die, unless it's to make room for another love interest.

Or she is going to die horribly, thus setting you up for a Heroic Sacrifice.
Beccase 'without her you have no reason to live', or vice versa.

 

[Amnestic]

I'd go to the closest mall (after picking up my girlfriend) and chill there.

How do you know she won't die?

Because, if television and movies have taught us anything it's that love interests don't die, unless it's to make room for another love interest.

Or she is going to die horribly, thus setting you up for a Heroic Sacrifice.
Beccase 'without her you have no reason to live', or vice versa.

If she's pretty enough she won't die. Because there needs to be boobs in the movie, otherwise it's no good.

 

[justnotcricket]

Find a university and break into their biomedical facilities. You get hazmat rooms to protect you from the virus, and the staffroom to supply you with couches to sleep on and all the slightly overripe bananas you could eat. Plus there would be solvents to burn for fuel and I guess if you got desperate agar is tastier than starvation?