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TheColdHeart

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My Dad is alright with tech but he makes really weird choices and mistakes then tries to pass them off as if it was the easiest way to do things. The single worst thing he does though is just install things when the computer prompts him to. No questions of 'what is this?' or 'does this look legit?' just 'accept'. The ammount of crap I've had to fix because of this is unreal. Although when he downloaded the desktop strippers that was pretty funny.

My Mum is good with things needed for work, Office etc. Anything else, force 10 disaster. Watching her try navigate a website or use itunes to update her ipod is so, so, painful. She tried use a cordless phone as a tv remote too.
 

phantasmalWordsmith

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Hmm...No. More like cringe gold. It hurts to see someone mess up that badly with something that seems simple to me so I end up sighing in sarcastic despair
 

Owyn_Merrilin

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Vault101 said:
my mum is actually pretty good with computers

though both my parents took some time in understanding the concept of a DVD menu....they litery sat watching one for like half an hour

oh and my Dad (100% from the country) was going to take a bus and I offered to give him my card (which tags on/off) but he was not convinced since it had my picture on it..I siad it didnt matter (because it doubled as a student card) but no he would rather not
I'm sure that little misunderstanding was helped along by how some of the major authoring houses set their DVDs up so that the movie starts with the default soundtrack and subtitle settings after about five minutes if you don't do anything on the menu. I kind of wish there was an option on the players to have all DVDs do that, since with most DVDs your screwed if you can't find the remote.

GeneralTwinkle said:
My dad is a programmer, and is generally pretty good but is sometimes just totally incompetent.
I was trying to teach him to do something, and after he screwed it up and I had to take over to fix it, I just heard him mumble "I don't know how to computer"
I don't think he even meant to say it out loud, but it was pretty hilarious.
Yeah, that sounds like my dad, minus the "I don't know how to computer." He's a software engineer himself, and he's good with computers. The problem comes in when he's working with entertainment equipment -- hooking computers up to TVs, using certain functions of the set top box/surround receiver, etc. It can get pretty annoying, because he doesn't like to ask for help on tech stuff, so he sits there troubleshooting something I figured out years ago.

[edit]I actually kind of worry about what they're going to do with the TV when I (hopefully) move out in a year, because my parents still haven't figured it out, and my sister hasn't really bothered to learn either, but they wind up using the more complicated functions at least weekly because they like to hook the computer up to it to watch various TV shows. Tinkering with AV equipment has been a hobby of mine for as long as videogames have, so I know this stuff inside and out and am usually the one that gets it set up in the first place. The rest of the family, not so much.[/edit]

My mom is okay with technology for someone her age, but not exceptionally so. For example, she still insists on e-mailing herself files that she needs to get from one computer to another, instead of putting them on one of the numerous flash drives we have lying around the house. When asked why she doesn't just transfer it to a flash drive, she says she doesn't know how to, even though she's been doing the kind of file transfers involved for decades, and she's been shown that it's literally plug and play.
 

Playful Pony

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My dad presses the buttons on a touch screen. Like really PUSHES his finger into them... He used my phone once and I was afraid he'd break it and took it away from him... He expects the screen to give and make a "click" noise when he pushes a button I guess... X3

Korolev said:
Don't laugh - this will happen to us one day, when we're 60 or 70 and they start bringing out "neural" computers and holograms or something else entirely.

The older you are, the harder it is to learn - it's not impossible to learn when you're old, of course, but it is harder.
Damn kids and their hoverboards... Keeps riding trough my hologarden, messing up the Marsian flowers!
 

Inconspicuous Trenchcoat

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My father knows more about computers than I do,at least in terms of software. He's from between acceptable to an expert at Final Cut Pro, Photoshop, Illustrator, Adobe Premiere, Lightwave, Maya(?), After Effects and some other 3D and animation programs I don't recognize.

I'm somewhat better at general computer usage, general troubleshooting, the secrets of internet usage, smartphone usage and more superficial things like that. I taught him about his iPhone's notifications pull-down screen today, for example. As a general point of interest my Dad has learned to play these video games: Cities in Motion (I gave him my free copy I got in that Paradox Interactive survey--I wasn't gonna play that :)--and then he buys the complete pack from the company's website ($40) a week later, haha. He doesn't understand DLC; you didn't have to re-buy the whole game to get the extra stuff, Dad), Sim City, Sim Tower, Rollercoaster Tycoon and Call of Duty (the first one, on PC). I'm trying to convince him to try Portal; not sure why but I really want him to play it.

My mom took about a year to learn to text, but she's pretty good at that now (I imagine she couldn't send a picture though). She seems to know how to use email, but still aks me to help her once every few weeks. I think if she could grasp how copy-paste worked, she'd ask me things less often. She can use Pages (Apple's Word, but not quite as good) enough to print her short stories. She can "use" her iPad, but she doesn't know how to buy apps, or books for the Kindle app etc. I think she asks my dad whenever she wants to buy something.
 

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When I worked in IP support for Comcast, I had a woman who would call me specifically once a month because she trusted me, and I would assist her with setting up her computer so she could get online and pay her bills online. Let me give more details about the situation:

She was paying ~$50/mo for broadband internet, for the sole purpose of paying bills online.
She was extremely paranoid about identity theft, wouldn't be surprised if mental illness was involved.
So much so that she kept her PC broken down and stored in the closet, with the separate components (keyboard, mouse, monitor, etc.) in different boxes.
Therefore, once a month, she would call me and I would walk her through connecting everything, after which she would get online for about 5 minutes to pay bills, and pack it all up until next month.
There may or may not have been a tinfoil hat involved.

I swear man... people from Northern Virginia... lol
 

Therumancer

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Well, the issue is mostly that older people don't want to learn or change, they have gotten by through most, or all, of their lifetimes with a specific set of skills, expectations, and technology, and resent basically being told that they have to change and do things differantly, in many cases to accomplish what they were doing before. There is a sort of "proud to be ignorant" culture among the older generations, with new technology being an obstacle, as a result they attempt to get through it while proudly acheiving no understanding.

There is a flip side to "the technological incompetance of my parents" stories, which is where you have older folks making jokes about the stupidity of whatever the current tech is, being needlessly complicated to do the same things.

To some extent there are valid points on both sides. The new technology is arguably better and can do more, and it's dumb to hold back progression due to older folks not wanting to adapt. At the same time though basic functionality gets lost behind layers of additional features. Even as someone who understands it, I do not for example see why you need multiple layers of menus to just watch and control a TV. Someone who is older and grew up and lived just having to flip "on" and then use a channel selector has a valid point about a lot of digital systems. Not to mention the way they intergrate pay and premium channels into a lot of base menus to try and convince you to buy them, which is annoying, you don't have to be older to be bugged by obtrusive advertising.

Of course then again one of the problems with this is that you have lawmakers and politicians who are generally older passing laws about technology they don't understand (and really don't want to) and with most of the money in the hands of older folks, in many cases working to oppose new technology simply to maintain the status quo for whatever generation they happen to be from.

It's messed up all around, to be honest on a lot of levels I think the problem is that the guys developing technology don't understand what "user friendly" actually means. They also put too much attention on extra features rather than basic functionality when operating a device. When say making a basic phone call is treated like just another function along with all the other things your "smartphone" can do, that's a problem, since that's the primary function of the device. When the basic functionality needs special lock settings to prevent it from interfering with other functions and such I think that's also an issue (and think about that somttime, a lot of times your cellphone doesn't lockout the phone functons to prevent it from dialing while folded up or whatever).

Apologies for all the rambling thoughts.
 

ZehMadScientist

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My father is better with technology than I am, so no stories there.

My mom is abit less tech savvy, but nothing really hilarious there either. It's usually just: Problem pops up -> Ask me/father/brother for help -> I/they fix it.
 
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I have a grandmother that refuses to learn how to use anything that is fairly recent.

She can't notice the difference between analogical and digital TV so I have to make sure digital is turned on. She refuses to learn how to use the f***ing menu on a cell phone (which my dad gave her to use but she doesn't use it so my dad yells at me because she doesn't use it. Sounds logical, right?). She refused to read the instruction booklet for a newer phone she got telling me that she hates all that small writing. She wants to learn some bus route or see an address on a map on the internet and of course she doesn't bother to learn it so she can do it herself, no she asks me. Sometimes I get annoyed that she can't understand some simple thing and then she tells me I make her feel stupid.

Those are my laugh and cry situations.
 

DugMachine

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My mom is decent enough with computers. And even though she has Facebook she still cannot fathom the idea of playing with people online. She believes they're not real people on the other end... either that or they're all 40 year old child molesters. My mother is quite silly.

Oh and both my parents use internet explorer *shudder*.
 

jakjawagon

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My dad used to be quite good with technology ten or fifteen years ago. He's the reason I developed an interest in it to begin with. He hasn't kept up with it very well though, and only started admitting that about three years ago. Here's the funniest thing I remember him doing:
We had a great big CRT monitor which was at the time quite fancy (to us at least), with integrated speakers and headphone and microphone sockets. We had just moved some furniture around so he was reassembling the PC, and instead of plugging the audio jacks from the monitor into the back of the PC, he plugged them into the sockets on the monitor, and wondered why he wasn't getting any sound.

My mum knows her way around Microsoft Office (probably more than I do), and can check her emails and facebook, but other than that she's fairly useless with technology. Mostly because she's scared to try anything new in case she breaks it. When she first tried using the internet, and wanted to close a window, she had to ask us how, even though she'd been using Windows for years. Apparently she "thought it might be different because it's the internet".
 

CJ

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Not tech, but oblivious parent story.

When Skyrim first came out, I was playing it in my room and my mother walked in. She stood behind me for a solid 2 minutes watching me play before asking me if this was "That new Angry birds game everyone keeps talking about".
 

The Artificially Prolonged

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Dad is fine with tech. My mother on the other hand is like a petulent child when it comes to tech. She demands help immediately and refuses to learn herself. For example she wanted a certain song as her ringtone on a her phone. So I show her how to copy the song to the phone and set the ringtone. But no, I had to do it plus make sure only the chorus plays when the phone rings -sigh-. The rest of the family are not much better but at least they buy beer when I help them out.

CJ said:
Not tech, but oblivious parent story.

When Skyrim first came out, I was playing it in my room and my mother walked in. She stood behind me for a solid 2 minutes watching me play before asking me if this was "That new Angry birds game everyone keeps talking about".
Sort of, except there's dragons instead of birds, there still angry though :p
 

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My mother was on the phone with her fried who just got her first computer

"How do you find things on the internet?"
"You click on the blue E"
"okay... now what?"
"now you go to the google"
"what?"
"look for the google bar, and type google into it"
"whats a googlie bar?"
"its the thing that takes you to the google"
"what does it look like"
"it has a G with colours around it"
"I dont see it"
"It's above the Vee Grabber bar"
"I dont see that one either"
"okay, try typing the google into the big bar"

This went on for quite a while, I was laughing my ass off the entire time!
 

Jolly Co-operator

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My dad thinks that people can steal our credit card information if we have our wi-fi unprotected (not sure how he thinks someone would go about doing that), so he's very paranoid about the password. Explaining to him why this is ridiculous hasn't worked yet, so far.
 

BrassButtons

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My parents are both pretty good with computers, so I don't have many funny stories of them.

My coworkers, on the other hand...wow. You'd think people who use computers all day would understand the basics, but they really don't. I know of multiple cases where people printed out Word documents and then scanned the printed pages back into the computer so that they could attach the PDF to an email. One coworker can't understand the concept of "tabs", or that opening every email as a separate tab and then never closing any tabs ever will slow your computer down. Hell, today I used f5 to refresh a webpage and my coworker reacted as if I had performed a feat worthy of Merlin.
 

Owyn_Merrilin

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Shax said:
My dad thinks that people can steal our credit card information if we have our wi-fi unprotected (not sure how he thinks someone would go about doing that), so he's very paranoid about the password. Explaining to him why this is ridiculous hasn't worked yet, so far.
Not to feed into your dad's paranoia, but they actually can, assuming certain conditions are met. Basically, whoever is doing the sniffing has to be watching your network traffic at the same time someone on your end is sending their credit card information over an unsecured connection. The odds of anyone bothering to do this are slim to none, especially on your home network, but it's theoretically possible. It's mostly something that's done on public networks just to prove that it can be done.
 

Redlin5_v1legacy

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Oh my god, how relevant can a thread be?

My Mom and Dad spent an hour yesterday at an iphone class to learn how to text, create contacts and use the iPhone.

Today my Mom kept coming to me to help her with her texting. It takes her about 7 minutes to send a text and she kept asking for my help. My Mom doesn't tech. -.-
 

Sir Boss

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see, My father has a local UNIX shell installed on his PC, can code in Fortran, and has a lot of Android devices, so, I go to him if ever I'm in trouble (I'm a computing major, by the way.)

My mother on the other hand, let's just say I had to help her install Chrome extensions... and other such things.