Your party rules

[TheRundownRabbit]

what are your rules while at a party
Oh! and its not a party if someone doesnt need to call an ambulance
(these will help you)
1: If the beer bottles have twist off caps, open it in a cool way (i use my fore arm)
2: Never chase a shot of whiskey with tequila
3: When doin a keg stand, always have a tight grip on the sides, if you dont, youll bust your teeth
4: If ya plan on gettin with the ladies, dont get too drunk, you'll do somethin you regret
5: Remember, beer isnt the only drink out there
6: Ladies like classy guys, and if from where Im from, bring Ketel One to the party
7: Be they guy that mixes vodka with energy drinks
8: NEVER eat the worm (friend of mine started seein shit and passed out on the front lawn)

Now, your rules might be different like "dont drink too much" or "be smooth"
Just list your general rules when your at a party.

 

[Radeonx]

1. If you are making rules, you aren't partying hard enough
2. See rule #1.

 

[TheRundownRabbit]

1. If you are making rules, you aren't partying hard enough
2. See rule #1.

Oh shit your right. But in the long run my rules will stop you from making an ass of yourself.

 

[Radeonx]

1. If you are making rules, you aren't partying hard enough
2. See rule #1.

Oh shit your right. But in the long run my rules will stop you from making an ass of yourself.

When you're as awesome as me, it's impossible to make an ass of yourself.

 

[Infinatex]

1. If you are making rules, you aren't partying hard enough
2. See rule #1.

Oh shit your right. But in the long run my rules will stop you from making an ass of yourself.

But making an ass of yourself is half the fun!

 

[TheRundownRabbit]

1. If you are making rules, you aren't partying hard enough
2. See rule #1.

Oh shit your right. But in the long run my rules will stop you from making an ass of yourself.

But making an ass of yourself is half the fun!

I dont know what your talkin about, but making an ass out of yourself may sound like fun, when really youll regret it for a long time, If you dont regret it, you havent made an ass of yourself, and the worst part is not remembering what you did, but knowing you fucked up.

 

[TheRundownRabbit]

Avoid the party, I don't need them, and I suck around people.

Hmm, interesting, why do you suck around people?

 

[sunburst]

I only need one rule: Don't be stupid, stupid. It's applicable in any situation.

 

[2012 Wont Happen]

1) Don't do anything I normally wouldn't (follow Straight Edge limitations).
2) Try to find someone who isn't smashed drunk and can carry on a smart somewhat coherent conversation.
3) Try to avoid parties.

 

[WorkerMurphey]

Don't drink and drive or otherwise endanger others through your intoxication.

 

[HigherTomorrow]

Don't drink and drive or otherwise endanger others through your intoxication.

For some reason, I imagine you looking like Fry in your icon after drinking.

 

[Julianking93]

Um...never been to a party before, so I dont have any.

 

[TheRundownRabbit]

Avoid the party, I don't need them, and I suck around people.

Hmm, interesting, why do you suck around people?

I talk too much, no one ever likes what I like, and I have a tendency to say the wrong thing at the right time. I'm also kinda insecure, so I tell jokes in the middle of really serious conversations just to make sure people are listening.

First off, dont let other people not liking what you like get in your way, everyone is different and every one is special, everyone is the same because everyone is different is what I always say. And the talking situation is easy to control (trust me Ive been there). If no one gives you a chance too talk then they are slef-absorbed douche bags who like the sound of their own voice.
I was like you (and I still am) but someone told me that if you dont do good with people its your own damn fault, but its nothing you cant change without being yourself.
And if its about people not liking you, go too a party and youll probably see them do something stupid. Trust me.

 

[TheRundownRabbit]

Um...never been to a party before, so I dont have any.

Your missin out.

 

[the_pleasure_is_mine]

1) Do not break anything
2) If you break anything a large man will pound you into the carpet, then I have to clean you up, and I really don't want to have to clean you up.

 

[YouCallMeNighthawk]

Never leave until the booze is gone.

 

[Communist partisan]

1# Drink untill you puke 2# Than drink some more 3# than you pass out have somebody that can por the alchohol down you're throat than you're passed out 4# wear a diper if you're going to follow rule 1,2 N' 3

 

[Mr. Gency]

I read the thread title and thought to my self: "I know it does."

OT: Don't fuck up my shit.

 

[Chainsaws_of_War_2]

Who needs a party with alcohol at all?

Forget the alcohol, who needs a party with music, girls, and games?

 

[no oneder]

Don't drink if your parents are picking you up.

I learned that one the hard way.