Your perfect gaming gun.

[Da pyro man 999]

Make up the names and abilitys of a gaming gun that no ones made yet.

eg: a gun that fires axes and pins people to walls if there hit on the body, but rips off limbs.

 

[Sassafrass]

A gun that fires the vicious killer bunny rabbits.

Not just a harmless bunny. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcxKIJTb3Hg]

EDIT: Also this. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4-9E7TM-0k] I shall call it: The rocket launcher of fail!
[small] I'm in no way endorsing the vid's opinion of the French army. [/small]

 

[Kermi]

A living flamethrower that shoots melted marshmallow gunk on your enemies before toasting and eating them.

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

A gun that fires guns that fires gun turrets that sit around insulting the enemy to death.
In honour of someone I knew, I will call it The 'Raggy-Matron'!

 

[lasherman]

A giant rifle that fires a whip-like thing that wraps around groups of enemies and cuts them in half. Sort of like the whip-arms in prototype, but cooler.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

A gun that fire cream pies and rabid badgers. While your target is shocked and distracted from being hit in the face with a cream pie, you introduce them to disease-riddled, badger-flavored death.

 

[goatzilla8463]

A gun that shoots hate.

 

[ben117]

a pistol that shoots plasma beams at over 1 milion rounds per minute and has a rang of 10 miles

 

[Sovvolf]

A gun that fires pure awesomeness, awesome at the level of those it hits die from being too awesome.

That or a Pok'eball containing Tony Jaa.

 

[Da pyro man 999]

I got another one, a shotgun tha shoots imps from zp. That eat people. But when they bend over to eat them, they go 'oh no everyone can see my bum' lol

 

[ZZoMBiE13]

All will fear my "Zombified Pirahna Launcher"!!!

 

[Christemo]

Chuck Norris´ Uzi.

 

[Sexual Harassment Panda]

My gun has 2 barrels, each with a harpoon that are roped together and individually triggered. You could hang an enemy from the ceiling with it or tether 2 together and kick 1 over a ledge or something...this is made cooler if the harpoon hit isn't necessarily lethal. Lots of potential for fun.

 

[Sovvolf]

A cluster fuck grenade.

 

[Hazardlife]

A gun which fires overly repeated topics.

I wonder how long it will be before someone mentions the rocket-propelled chainsaw.

 

[syndicated44]

I wonder how long it will be before someone mentions the rocket-propelled chainsaw.

I would but it was invented already.

How about a gun that shoots out leperchauns which then run around in circles crapping out bubble gum which sticks your enemy in place and then proceed to vomit ice cream and freeze your target to death.

This is probably why I saw a psychiatrist as a kid.

 

[Singularly Datarific]

Boomerang made of bacon and covered in razor blades.

 

[MK Tha Rebel]

A mini-gun that shoots exploding swords.

A proximity mine that explodes into 4 more proximity mines that each explode into 4 more proxy mines.

A pistol that fires boots to the head.

 

[obliterate]

A gun that makes the one that you AIM at magicly crap their pants

 

[ToxicSheep]

A gun with the epic proportions of the cannon from serious sam, but it shoots cages containing starved hobos and after a 3 second period, the cages open and the hobo eats everything in the room.

The hobos will attack the player as well, but you can pick them up and clobber your enemies with them, so it's all good and dandy.