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Brandon237

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TLS14 said:
brandon237 said:
My personal heaven: A huge tower with thousands of branching off corridors, each one lined with door-ways. Each doorway is a new small dimension, belonging to a person. Every person gets their own door. They can make whatever they want in this little dimension (complete god-like power within it), but you can never die, never age, there is no disease or sickness and you heal within a day from even obliteration. You CAN still feel pain, but it is not as severe.

You can also invite anyone else into your dimension, but they can only enter with the owner's permission. Everyone who dies old will reverse age to an age between 20 and 30 when they were best. Everyone who is younger will age forward until that point. This won't be instant, but not as slowly as here on Earth.

All positive sensory reactions will be heightened where pain was dulled, so a loving touch or cool breeze feels that much nicer and the bright colours of the glowing neon creatures you fill your dimension with will look all the more stunning... Also memory will work differently, past trauma in life will still be remembered, but not hurt as much, and good things will not get old, if you love Ferrero Rocher Chocolate, you could be well... in heaven because of them all the time. (you have to keep happy and busy for an eternity).

You will also have the door address of all your good friends, lovers and family from life, and you will remember your life.
This sounds amazing. I have thought that my heaven would be something like this, but I've never gone into detail in my own mind as to exactly WHAT the mechanisms for it would be. Brandon, you deserve my utmost respect and ALL OF MY MONEY!
Wow, thank-you, I am getting praise for this I never expected 0.o I guess my dodging-death fixated mind has its uses :p But thank-you very much :) I wish money could build this, so badly...
 

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Heaven- Lots of boobies and females to sex

Hell- Lots of wieners that want to sex me.
Your avatar says otherwise :p Just imagine if you were your avatar in your personal hell, you would absorb an retain EVERYTHING... okay, that is enough nightmare fuel for now.
 

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Heaven:

A place where I don't have to feel alone, free buss and subway rides, a lieralistic-conservativ comuity, NO, abso-freakin-lutely NO tecno, rap, pop, crunk, house, dubstep, R'nB, Acid jazz and no, or just one non-violinet religion.

Hell:
Strappet to a, 80*c, iron cactus, wearing only a tanga, while being forced to watch reality shows, the really BAD sitcoms series, gay and animal porn, while HAVING to listen to abso-freakin-lutely EVERY, single, ever exsistant tecno, rap, pop, crunk, house, dubstep, R'nB and acid jazz song ever made, TWICE!
 

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Heaven: A field. No really, just a field with just grass, no flowers, and kinda hilly. A breeze slightly stirs the grass, and it's dusk out. Not too cold, not hot.

Hell: Prison. Seriously. If I somehow end up there, that's pretty much it.
 

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HEAVEN: me and my wife permanently look like we did when we were 18, we never left hawaii, the cowboys are winning, the Democratic party has control of presidency, house, senate, supreme court, and all state governments, the nation isnt jammed full of clowns who reject science, Bush and his cronies are breaking big rocks into little rocks in the pokey, schools are the last thing to get their funding cut instead of the first, american idol and all shows like it are off the air, the "informational" channels like history/discovery/TLC/A&E, ect. ACTUALLY show informational programs and not shows about truckers, fisherman, lumberjacks, and other people I dont care one bit about.

HELL: Bachman, Palin, or Santorum win the presidency
 

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Heaven: I dive and swim in a pool filled with mashed potatoes.

Hell: My escapist account is filled to the brim with justin beiber (damn red button).
 

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Hell: There was a The Far Side comic once that showed a guy with a manual, unpowered mower standing on the edge of an endless field of tall grass. Next to him was a devil-like figure, pointing to the field, obviously ordering the guy to mow. You can probably find it somewhere fairly easily but I don't feel like hitting up Google Images right now. But yeah, that'd be pretty hellish.

Heaven: Having a harem of all my favorite anime girls... and them all being lesbians of course. Better yet, being able to transport myself into the various anime worlds, either as myself or one of the characters, to experience life there, for as long as I want. Don't worry Kuroko-chan, Misaka will return your love when I play her! ^_^
 

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I'll avoid the fact that I'm in one of those teenage never-want-to-leave-her loves for the sake of this.

Heaven:
Sort of like my own pocket dimension, where I can do anything I want. Create universes, chill with other dead people, just float around. Given the obviously infinite time I'd have there, I'd make it my goal to first find a way to access game consoles in the world of the living because I'm a gigantic Trophy-whore. I just love my games too much to want them gone in death, even if all else good remained. My second goal would be the art of time travel, to go back or forward to a time when high Trophy/achievement scores are relevant. One last detail would be the option to reincarnate and live a new live, or maybe relive an old one. Even eternity of endless possibilities could get boring, so the vacation back to the mortal world would be a nice touch. Thin barriers between the mortal and immortal worlds would be good too, mess around on the material plane as a ghost, either giving advice to those who need it, or just fucking with people.

Hell:
I was never a fan of that "rivers of fire" interpretation, more of an idealist thinking that Hell just gets a bad rep. I favor the eternal party view, kinda like there is no bad place to go, but different kinds of people end up in one or the other. But, for the sake of this thread, I'd go with complete loneliness, without even thoughts to keep you company, maybe some visions of your loved ones dying gruesome deaths every once in a while to keep the agony fresh.

Had I not stated my disclaimer at the start, Heaven would've been pretty much as I am now, while Hell would be losing her in all of the worst ways.

EDIT: Meh, screw the disclaimer. God knows that all that awesome stuff in my personal heaven would just be letting me bide my time until she got there too. And then we'd enjoy the immortality together, and pop back down for that mortal life vacation and find each other all over again. Infinite lifetimes of happiness...
 

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My personal heaven: Being locked in a comfy room with Holo, apples, and alcohol

My personal Hell: Same situation, but the room is a torture chamber, the apples are rotten, the alcohol is skunked, and Holo is replaced with Justin Bieber.
 

Dango

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Heaven: Girls and spaghetti, I love girls and spaghetti! (cookie for reference)

Hell: Being fed nothing but Canadian cheese.
 

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Macgyvercas said:
My personal heaven: Being locked in a comfy room with Holo, apples, and alcohol

My personal Hell: Same situation, but the room is a torture chamber, the apples are rotten, the alcohol is skunked, and Holo is replaced with Justin Bieber.
Ahhh get the hell image out of my head!

Well my personal heven would have to become Tomoya in Clannad exept its after both seasons and I wake up saying "I had the weirdest dream that I was some kid in Australia" then I look over my bed and see Nagisa. Life would be awesome then.

My personal hell: End of the world perhaps, zombie invasion...or mabey just a abandoned world with me and Justin B...ugh I would just have to kill him.
 

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Heaven: If you get there by dying, you age up/down to your best age.
It is a vast world of fields, mountains, and rivers. Clothing is optional.

Hell: A set of 9 circular shelves of blood-red stone, with fun stuff on the west half and eternal torture on the east half. The ninth and lowest layer has a hole in it leading to a 999-floor torture chamber illuminated by sickly green light known as The Abyss.

Oh, and you can fly without wings in both of them.

~Tom<3
 

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Macgyvercas said:
My personal heaven: Being locked in a comfy room with Holo, apples, and alcohol

My personal Hell: Same situation, but the room is a torture chamber, the apples are rotten, the alcohol is skunked, and Holo is replaced with Justin Bieber.
How exactly is her name suppose to be spelled?

I keep seeing both Holo and Horo

OT: Heaven would be a giant strip club with angelic dancers

Hell would be total obliteration
 

Macgyvercas

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Marik2 said:
Macgyvercas said:
My personal heaven: Being locked in a comfy room with Holo, apples, and alcohol

My personal Hell: Same situation, but the room is a torture chamber, the apples are rotten, the alcohol is skunked, and Holo is replaced with Justin Bieber.
How exactly is her name suppose to be spelled?

I keep seeing both Holo and Horo

OT: Heaven would be a giant strip club with angelic dancers

Hell would be total obliteration
According to Yen Press, it's offically spelled "Holo". However, as Japanese doesn't have an "l", it's often rendered as "Horo" (the phonetic pronunction in Japanese).
 

let's rock

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My personal heaven would be anywhere that a James Dean movie is being played, and my personal hell would be a world with no happyness whatsoever. Nuff said.
 

floopdawoop

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Hell: Having to watch the girl I like fold under the advances of a complete douche-bag while I sit silently.

Heaven: Being in a relationship with said girl.

These events are so close to transpiring I can smell the brimstone.
 

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Well, I'm a pastafarian, so I'll go to Pastafarian Heaven or Hell.

Heaven: Beer volcano and a stripper factory.
Hell: Same, but the beer is stale and the strippers all have STDs.

RAmen.