An Xbox headset glued into my ear, during a match of Modern Warfare 2. Forever. The amount of 12 year old ear rape being migraine inducing. This being hell, though, of course certain factors have been added. Such as the fact that my arms and legs will be gone, and I'd be reduced to nothing but a torso with a head, and that my tongue is ripped out meaning I can't tell them that they're all fags.
Your Personal Hell
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Anyone see "The Men Who Stare At Goats"?
Remember the scene with the 'insurgent' being locked up in that small room with 24-hour strobe lighting and blaringly loud Barny the Dinosaur music?
That
That would be my hell
Remember the scene with the 'insurgent' being locked up in that small room with 24-hour strobe lighting and blaringly loud Barny the Dinosaur music?
That
That would be my hell
A library filled with ~1000 bimbos constantly talking (you know, "like oh my god" type of stuff that I get to listen to with unsettling frequency on campus), because nothing annoys me more than people talking in libraries. I'd wager it would be less than a minute before I started considering how I would go about killing myself with a book...
I'm strapped to a chair, in uncomfortably warm weather and wearing a jacket, whilst surrounded by every kind of person I hate. Drunk people, loud people, people who think they're hilarious, overly-energetic people and fanboys. My one salvation is a gun... that lies just out of reach.
Being trapped in the Big Brother house with Paris Hilton, Justin Beiber, Katie Price and Shia La Bouf whilst having to watch every episode of the program constantly without being allowed to swear as that would result in a forfit of having to listen to one of them sing songs.
Having the best possible room with the greatest things in the world in it. yet never being satisfied by it.
LOcked in a room with the following people:
InterSpark
The Irate Gamer
My Mother
Anyone Who even vaguely likes twilight.
InterSpark
The Irate Gamer
My Mother
Anyone Who even vaguely likes twilight.
My personal hell:
I would be strapped to a chair clockwork-orange style and be forced to watch the twilight movies, and everytime i questioned their stupidity I would be forced to watch them all over again from the beginning.
I would be strapped to a chair clockwork-orange style and be forced to watch the twilight movies, and everytime i questioned their stupidity I would be forced to watch them all over again from the beginning.
I'd be in a world without the people I treasure. (Yes, super serious post.)
Other than that, a world without art, i.e no music, no movies, no paintings, no video games, nothing. No expressions of deep human emotions. Just a dull world with no depth at all.
Other than that, a world without art, i.e no music, no movies, no paintings, no video games, nothing. No expressions of deep human emotions. Just a dull world with no depth at all.
Stripping me of my imagination and leaving me in a featureless void for eternity would be my hell. There is one thing in this world that I really cannot cope with, and that's boredom. I'd cease to exist as myself fairly quickly.
A world run by Twilight fans and weaboos. The inevitable outcome would be a massively popular Twilight anime that would be mandatory viewing for the entire planet.
Hell. On. Earth.
Hell. On. Earth.
To be honest the idea of purgatory is my personal hell. Say if I had that, with no sense of sight, touch, smell or taste. My hearing would be in tact so I could listen to the endless looping of James Blunt's "You're Beautiful". That pretty much covers mine I think.