Your Personal Hell
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Being tied on a theater chair forced to watch romantic comedies, Twilight films, and anything made by Tyler Perry.
That, and being trapped in a room full of fans of romantic comedies, Twilight, and anything made by Tyler Perry.
That, and being trapped in a room full of fans of romantic comedies, Twilight, and anything made by Tyler Perry.
Having something eating me slowly from the tips of my fingers and Toes up to my neck then when its just my head it starts all over again.
Constantly getting kicked in the balls for eternity. But having it so that I don't get used to it, my balls don't adapt to the pain, and I never get numb or swollen. Just straight, raw ball-kicking over and over again. Also, a really high-pitched and annoying squealing noise that my mind is also unable to get used to or block out. And I'm wearing a very itchy shirt that's buttoned up all the way, and it's really humid and smells like vomit. And the person kicking me in the balls is Bill O'Reilly, and he talks and insults me nonstop. Also, my friends and parents sit off to the side and laugh. Also, I have ten canker sores that never go away.
I've just learned I'm already living in my own personal hell - a country where this can happen:
By BECKY BOHRER, Associated Press Writer ? Tue May 18, 8:27 am ET
"Bristol Palin is hitting the speakers' circuit and will command between $15,000 and $30,000 for each appearance, Palin family attorney Thomas Van Flein said Monday.
"Van Flein confirmed a report by celebrity news website RadarOnline that the daughter of former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin has signed with Single Source Speakers. "
By BECKY BOHRER, Associated Press Writer ? Tue May 18, 8:27 am ET
"Bristol Palin is hitting the speakers' circuit and will command between $15,000 and $30,000 for each appearance, Palin family attorney Thomas Van Flein said Monday.
"Van Flein confirmed a report by celebrity news website RadarOnline that the daughter of former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin has signed with Single Source Speakers. "
It would be a trendy club that I am unable to leave. It would be loud, I wouldn't be able to afford a drink, and a demon would whip me if I stopped dancing.
All the rap and country music in the world coalesced into one big cacophony of stupidity, while spiders crawled everywhere.
First, we kind of already went to Iraq. He can't invade again. Second, Dick Cheney already authorized the whole waterboarding deal back during the Bush administration. That stuff is over and done with. No, the Tea Partiers are a bunch of idiots who exemplify Godwin's Law in real life, call the prez a socialist, and are permeated with racists. Also, Sarah Palin.Worgen said:
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This, but instead of the squealing noise, it's George Lopez's "comedy".Citrus Insanity said:
A white room. In this white room there are no doors, windows, or any seam of escape. There is a television. Playing on this television is BARNEY! An endless, non-stop marathon of the purple dinosar forever and even until the end of time or your sanity.
You cannot break the television, you've tried, GAWD HAVE YOU TRIED, but it is no use. It plays forver and ever and ever and ever and ever... I LOVE YOU, YOU LOVE ME, WE'RE A HAPPY FAMILY!
You also cannot kill yourself. You have to slowly go insane and end yourself mentally. That will take awhile...
You cannot break the television, you've tried, GAWD HAVE YOU TRIED, but it is no use. It plays forver and ever and ever and ever and ever... I LOVE YOU, YOU LOVE ME, WE'RE A HAPPY FAMILY!
You also cannot kill yourself. You have to slowly go insane and end yourself mentally. That will take awhile...
My personal hell:
A room. Unrealistically hot, but its hell so I don't die of heat or whatever, but much hotter than any room on earth. In the middle of the room is me, on a treadmill, on its fastest setting. I ache all over and I feel like I'm dying of thirst, but I can't ever get off the treadmill.
The only feature of the room is a door. Outside the door I can hear screams as my loved ones are tortured, and their discarded and bloody body parts are being thrown into the room, and then another of my loved ones is selected and tortured. Once, through process of elimination all the people I care about are dead and their discarded remains are scattered around my room, they reanimate themselves and start screaming in pain and terror, in pieces on the floor. I still ache all over and feel like I'm dying of heat exhaustion and thirst.
This never ends.
A room. Unrealistically hot, but its hell so I don't die of heat or whatever, but much hotter than any room on earth. In the middle of the room is me, on a treadmill, on its fastest setting. I ache all over and I feel like I'm dying of thirst, but I can't ever get off the treadmill.
The only feature of the room is a door. Outside the door I can hear screams as my loved ones are tortured, and their discarded and bloody body parts are being thrown into the room, and then another of my loved ones is selected and tortured. Once, through process of elimination all the people I care about are dead and their discarded remains are scattered around my room, they reanimate themselves and start screaming in pain and terror, in pieces on the floor. I still ache all over and feel like I'm dying of heat exhaustion and thirst.
This never ends.
A bleeding edge computer with no games to play on it (not even Flash Games), unlimited access to porn and beautiful women with but genitals(on me that is), and a TV that only has two channels: Fox News, and a version of Adult Swim that only shows the first season of Family Guy, King of the Hill, and Tim & Eric.
Waiting in a doctor's office, surrounded by sick, loud and obnoxious children and being forced to read 30 year old magazines.