Your philosophy on life, the universe, and everything. (in 10 words or less)

[NeoShinGundam]

The Universe hates us. And we probably deserve it.

 

[Dusk17]

Other people exist to ruin your life

Here is another one:
Captchas on the escapist are POINTLESS!

(really, no one has ever been able to answer this, what is the point of captchas on this site? do they stop spam? I have never seen any spam on this site before we had them!? Do they stop trolls? OF COURSE NOT!! Why do we have them other than to be annoying? ...sorry captchas are just annoying)

 

[ROBOTwithHUMANhair]

shit happens, then you die, alone... cheese is good though

 

[XIII's Number XIV]

No matter what you do, you will always be wrong.

 

[JohnnySex]

Everything is cool so just chill man

 

[Kevon Huggins]

Freedom is not given it is obtained

 

[Fiz_The_Toaster]

All's well that ends well....now have a beer.

Captcha: tsNewses staring- then tell them to stop, why are you telling me this? What are you captcha, 5?

 

[Skoosh]

See the cat? See the cradle?

 

[JB1528]

People are fucked up, the world is fucked up.

 

[TheFlyingMango]

Hey man.......chill out

 

[Quazimofo]

Everything works out in the end.

Yep, blind optimism is my entire world view. It's awesome.

aye, and if something bad happens, that means its not over yet!

 

[shunga]

Karma. Live in responsible happiness.

 

[ShotgunZombie]

If you must know mine is: "I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!"

 

[bulbasaur765]

Inhale,Exhale. Keep cool-headed and pursue happiness.

How's that?

 

[AvsJoe]

Free Will is a Lie. Everything ends. Have fun. Bacon.

 

[DanDeFool]

"Nothing is true. Everything is permitted."

It feels kind of silly getting it from a videogame, but honestly, it's the closest I've ever gotten to a universal philosophy.

EDIT: Oh yeah, and: Even if free will is an illusion, we have no choice but to live as though we have it.

 

[IceStar100]

I can do it in less

Anything is Possible.

 

[Zinaxos]

Life is what you make it.

 

[Alphakirby]

Full of assholes,but we deal with it.

And that about sums up my deep thoughts on this matter.

 

[shadow_Fox81]

paradox