Your pirate name

[The .50 Caliber Cow]

Well, you got a ship and a crew. Now what are ye called?

I'd be Jack Blackthorn, terror of Guadeloupe. I'd sail the Red Wind and mess with the French.

Your turn!

[sub]Not about modern piracy, don't ban me... moo...[/sub]

 

[DefunctTheory]

Long John Silver.

So I can convince the restaurant that the whole shebang was based on me, and therefor I should get free food for life.

 

[OutcastBOS]

Black Tom Cassidy, and we sail on the Banshee's Scream.

 

[Littlee300]

My ship will be called Black Streak. It will be painted black with back sails that have red skulls on them.

My captain name will be... uhh... I will get back to this.

 

[L3m0n_L1m3]

Captain Macgyver.

My ship would be made out of a pack of toothpicks, several small rocks and some chewing gum.

 

[SwimmingRock]

Captain MixALot of the dreaded BootyHunter. Aww, yeah.

Or I'd go on an ego-trip and demand to be called The Lord of the Dance and I'd sail the dreaded OceanDance. Take that, Michael Flatley!

 

[Mozza444]

Long John Platinum...

Spoiler: Because Long John Silver aint got shit on me

 

[loc978]

Arr! I be Timmy the Pink, and this be me ship, the Princess' Petticoats. Me crew be clad in dresses made from the cured skins of our fallen enemies, and me flag be a rainbow-colored anatomical heart. Arr.

 

[Twilight_guy]

Black eye bob the burliest beast of a buccaneer that ever boasted upon the bow of a broken British battalion ship.

 

[Leon Last Lord Shyle]

Pedro the eternally perplexed pirate... of Penzance.

my ship is a one masted sloop that is in bad repair, instead of raiding and stealing I spend my time drifting aimlessly from port to port sampling to local alcohol and... other entertainments and then wake up half a week later unable to remember how I got there.

 

[Sticky Squid]

Batman so I could go around announcing that I'm the goddamn Batman.

 

[The .50 Caliber Cow]

Batman so I could go around announcing that I'm the goddamn Batman.

You reminded me of this picture:

I'll meet you on the high seas.

 

[ThatLankyBastard]

I'd be Captain Lanky BastARRRd, and terrorize the Interweb with my trusty ship, the Otaku's Dream...

 

[Sticky Squid]

Batman so I could go around announcing that I'm the goddamn Batman.

You reminded me of this picture:

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_nMy6eF6vm8k/S7MAwYXysZI/AAAAAAAAAVQ/mEPXGQ6UZEE/s1600/Comics.jpg

I'll meet you on the high seas.

That picture is beautiful.

 

[Just_A_Glitch]

Neckbeard the Pirate, because that's the only type of beard I can grow...

Okay. Serious name time. My name would be Judais Youngblood. I don't know what my ship would be called. I'll (maybe) get back to you on that.

 

[Chogg Van Helsing]

Long Shlong Silver sailing the high seas on the dreaded 'Yo Mamma'. Our cannons shall drown out all with their incessant uh... booming? ^_^

Or Captain Pubeface of the U.S.S Buisiness

 

[Lilani]

Ailis Burgundy. I wouldn't pillage anything, I'd just sail around, paint pretty pictures, and leave them places for people to find :3

 

[sushkis2]

Twatsy Lemonpants, I would be a cabin boy in the terrible manger called The Peppermint Clithor, sailing alongside Jesus who rides a magical dinosaur. We would be on a quest to heaven, where Jesus will go see Obama and Hitler, where they would plan out the next 2000 years, then on our way back to Titty shore, we would stop at the McDonaldDuck's on the Pussy bay of the Slut island for some fries and coke and some cheap ****. I hope this plot would come out as a Hollywood summer blockbuster, starring Will Smith. XDXD

EDIT - Whaddaya think, would you go see such a masterpiece of modern entertainment?

 

[Hero in a half shell]

Captain Dave Yognaut.

And my flag would be an exclamation mark with two cannonballs at it's base.

 

[bubba145]

Red Dead Jeff.
Ship The Dawn Curse
enemy: THE FRENCH!