Your plan in a DINOSAUR apocalypse.

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Cain_Zeros

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Spend as little time as possible outside and wait for winter. Let's see how they like Canada now that it's up north.
 

WorldCritic

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Run as fast as I can screaming "FUCK FUCK SHIT FUCK" after seeing a friend get eaten because he was convinced that whole "their vision is based on movement" thing was true.
 

DarkNazgul

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To quote Grif (subs Dinosaur for Zombie): "In my Zombie plan I'm going to Alaska, cause [most] Zombies have no body heat, they'll freeze like corpsicles, it's brilliant!"
For the occasional large warm-blooded dinosaur we have a few tanks and battalions of soldiers with machine guns to ensure safety.
Or plan B you can always just use a Fallout Vault and make sure the entrance/exit is ACTUALLY SEALED.
 

captaincabbage

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DarkNazgul said:
To quote Grif (subs Dinosaur for Zombie): "In my Zombie plan I'm going to Alaska, cause [most] Zombies have no body heat, they'll freeze like corpsicles, it's brilliant!"
For the occasional large warm-blooded dinosaur we have a few tanks and battalions of soldiers with machine guns to ensure safety.
Or plan B you can always just use a Fallout Vault and make sure the entrance/exit is ACTUALLY SEALED.
lol good ideas.

Yeah, a door that is ACTUALLY SECURE would work with a vault.

Seriously, those things pop open so freaking easily that they may as well have installed a rotating door on the entrance.

Don't forget, this is going on Jurassic Park logic, so you must assume that the military isn't around and all of your fellow human are fucktards.
 

captaincabbage

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teebeeohh said:
captaincabbage said:
teebeeohh said:
i need one of those guns from gantz
Screw that, get one of those guns from Eraser!
does it make dinosaur legs explode?
Well, on top of looking sufficiently awesome and/or tits, it can see through walls (Actually useful) and when yuo find a target, you can proceed to shoot them through said walls.
Here's an example.
 

Vrex360

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Shock and Awe said:
Guns......lots of them.
Seems a reasonable suggestion, although I personally would try to live and let live with the dinosaurs.
Or find an underground facility and lock myself in there like crazy and just never open the doors.
 

teebeeohh

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captaincabbage said:
teebeeohh said:
captaincabbage said:
teebeeohh said:
i need one of those guns from gantz
Screw that, get one of those guns from Eraser!
does it make dinosaur legs explode?
Well, on top of looking sufficiently awesome and/or tits, it can see through walls (Actually useful) and when yuo find a target, you can proceed to shoot them through said walls.
Here's an example.
ok this make the gun sufficiently awesome for my purposes but we are still at an impasse since the gun i was talking about can look through walls too

oh and i will take the coffee pot from the clip, i still will need coffee during an apocalypse
 

astrav1

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Train a T-rexasaur, ride it, save the world with my dino-calvery, Profit. That or go to Siberia, and do the same thing with sabertooths and mammoths.