Your plan

[sooperman]

1.Grab my Axe deodorant (or any other spraying thingy in a can) and my lighter.
2. Burn the first poor chap that tries to get in my house and get his weapon.
3. Fight my way all the way to a nuclear facility.
4. Launch a big ass nuke on the government that wants me dead (oh blimey I just noticed I used the phrase "big ass" in my last 3 posts).
5. Light a cigarette with my lighter and celebrate my victory.

This is fullproof for sure.

Wait for step 2, burning people that come into your house is sweet, but shouldn't you have your own weapon?

 

[Goldeneye103X2]

I run out the house into the car, and run for it. Afterwards, i'd dress up in a coat, hat, and inkblot mask, and find the guy who framed me.

Free E-cookie for who gets the reference!

A la, watchmen??

But what watchman?

Ok never mind. Cookies over there.

 

[AdmiralWolverineLightningbolt]

go on a killing spree since, if someone's out to get me, they may as well have a good reason

 

[Vrud]

I'd think to my self;

"Oh my God, that Escapist thread was right!"

I'd then try and remember what I posted.

...

LOL! Uhh... ditto. Hm.

 

[angel34]

easy i would go to the local bar and get me some adventurers...

 

[Bobojo11]

me has guns, me good shot.

me be fine >

 

[Hunt3r_of_3vil]

I'm pretty sure I wouldn't have much time to figure out whats going on let alone do anything before the swat team sends the gas canisters into my house.

 

[Gooble]

Get the next flight to the Dominican Republic-they don't have an extradition pact with the UK. Though they could still send someone to kill me, so I'd turn my house into a fortress and hire my own private guard.

 

[The Great JT]

Get a whole lotta guns and kill everyone.

What? Everyone's a government agent. They just don't know it yet. They just don't know!

 

[Lord_Ascendant]

i have a huge sprawling lair inside of a volcano, which is currently swarming with mutant aliens. HALP!

 

[Cliff_m85]

1.Grab my Axe deodorant (or any other spraying thingy in a can) and my lighter.
2. Burn the first poor chap that tries to get in my house and get his weapon.
3. Fight my way all the way to a nuclear facility.
4. Launch a big ass nuke on the government that wants me dead (oh blimey I just noticed I used the phrase "big ass" in my last 3 posts).
5. Light a cigarette with my lighter and celebrate my victory.

Technically all you'd have to do is wear some Axe body spray to keep anyone away from you.

 

[thiosk]

i'd call the ACLU and say my rights are being violated by very big very angry man

 

[Flap Jack452]

I would put on my action-hero shades and kick some ass

I would do exactly that.

 

[GodsOneMistake]

Face transplant and breast implants and get my skin turned black (reverse Michael Jackson) then on to winnipeg

 

[Calobi]

I actually have a plan for this already. I can't say exactly, but it involves my copious amounts of facial hair and a gym membership.

 

[RAWKSTAR]

Cover my eyes and shout 'IF I CAN'T SEE YOU, YOU CAN'T SEE ME!' repeatedly.
Or start a farm.

 

[AdmiralWolverineLightningbolt]

Cover my eyes and shout 'IF I CAN'T SEE YOU, YOU CAN'T SEE ME!' repeatedly.
Or start a farm.

a farm WOULD solve all my problems

 

[XJ-0461]

I run out the house into the car, and run for it. Afterwards, i'd dress up in a coat, hat, and inkblot mask, and find the guy who framed me.

Free E-cookie for who gets the reference!

yay for Rorschach!


what i'd do would be to find some way of arming myself (e.g cricket bat), brutalize one of the agents after me, steal their gun and ammo, then let hell loose on the bastards chasing me.

 

[Danzaivar]

I'd join the French Foreign Legion under a pseudonym, and change my identity. After a few years of warfare experience with the Foreign Legion I would join a private military company or become a soldier of fortune.

Current life goes to hell, you may as well do something awesome. Plus if you have a Government after you, even after changing your name you'll still want a job that lets you keep weapons on you just in case.

 

[ameis2504]

I give up.