Your Pokename.

[Mr. Omega]

Your Pokename is
Snakeorb.
Profile
You live in the blazing deserts of Chile, and your diet consists mostly of berries, macaroni and cheese and wine.
Characteristics
(Combat and Non-combat)
You can puke fire. You can throw hot death. You can resist wind. You have a song in your heart. You have spikes running down your back. You can throw force bolts.
Natural Enemies
Your natural enemy is Cletle.

Behold! I am the most AWESOME pokemon ever! I throw hot death and force bolts and puke fire! But I'm classy because I have a song in my heart and drink wine! Cletle, I will crush you!

 

[EeveeElectro]

Eefu
Profile
You live in the searing volcanoes of Cameroon, and your diet consists mostly of meatballs, donuts and coffee.
Characteristics
(Combat and Non-combat)
You have big hair. You have bionic implants. You can swim in jet fuel. You can shoot rocks. You have goassamer wings. You can puke fire. You can eat electricity. You have night vision. You have cool shades. You can shoot Dr. Pepper.
Natural Enemies
Your natural enemy is Nidobar.

Huh, would have thought they would add something a bit different.

 

[The Watchmaker]

Your Pokéname is:
Squirtwo
Profile
You live in the frigid tundra of Kamchatka, and your diet consists mostly of grapes, TV dinners and lattés.
Characteristics
(Combat and Non-combat)
You have a fear of lava. You can throw wind. You can resist ice bolts. You have a discoball. You have a full-body tattoo. You can shoot evil glances. You can walk on jet fuel. You have a winning smile.
Natural Enemies
Your natural enemy is Humcow.
okkkk?

 

[2012 Wont Happen]

I am:


...Your Pokéname is:

Hypnobar



Profile:

You live in the grasslands of Ireland, and your diet consists mostly of
small rodents, macaroni and cheese and Dr. Pepper.



Characteristics (Combat and Non-combat):
You can breathe iron filings. You can shoot wind. You can puke jet fuel.
You can breathe electricity. You can spit tahini.



Natural Enemies:

Your natural enemy is Bertfu.

This is pretty awesome. Don't like small rodents, but I love macaroni and Dr Pepper haha.

Also, not from Ireland, but somewhere around 50% Irish, so that part isn't so far off I suppose.

 

[TheColdHeart]

Your Pokéname is: Humrina
Profile
You live in the steppes of Botswana, and your diet consists mostly of berries, twigs and Dr. Pepper.

Characteristics
(Combat and Non-combat)
You can breathe rocks. You can resist lava. You can throw bricks. You have uncanny instinct. You have big hair. You can throw 8-track tapes. You can walk on maple syrup. You can eat poison. You can eat Mr. PiBB.
Natural Enemies
Your natural enemy is Squirmon.

That's right...I can BREATHE rocks...

 

[MadCapMunchkin]

You Pokemon Name Is: Charchu

Profile: You live the humid rainforests of Libya, and your diet consists mostly of twigs, wolves and beer.

Characteristics: (Combat and Non-Combat) You can throw rocks. You can throw kippers. You have spikes running down your back. You can eat Mr. PiBB. You have a box of LPs.

Natural Enemy: Your natural enemy is Shatwhirl.

Hmm...weird...