Your post number is now your army

[Nickolai77]

3,310:

I'll take three battalions of about a 1000 men strong. These battalions include officers, machine gun teams, snipers, anti-tank teams, medics, drivers and engineers.

I'll take 150 aircraft-fighters, interceptors, ground-attack, bombers, transport, helicopters.

Another 150 soldiers will be in special forces.

And the final 10 soldiers will man artillery batteries.

 

[Hero in a half shell]

My army will go to the highest bidder. Any offers?

I will give you a once in a lifetime offer to join me and my kickass Army of two snipers. As well as getting to join the army with the most badass name: The Three Musketeers! You will enjoy all the benefits of my extra 31 unspent points.
Be amazed at our top secret military tech: One sniper rifle, and one pair of Binoculars.
Marvel at our camoflage tech: 2 ghillie suits and a camo net
And make your plans for world domination at our 100% mobile, secure military headquarters: Probably up some hill somewhere.
It truly is an offer you would be stupid to refuse.
So come and join the stealthiest army in the world. TODAY!

That...
Is an intriguing offer. But I am a stupid person so I could just refuse it.
[sub]for a pastrami sandwich[/sub]

You drive a hard bargain sir. But since you have twisted my arm I would be willing to offer you one (1) Pastrami Sandwich along with the other benefits I have already mentioned. After all, an army marches on its stomach.

Go on, just say the word and enjoy your sandwich, let me worry about all that troublesome taking over the world business...