Your preferred way to die...

[Zhukov]

This isn't me but a 60-something ex-marine friend says he wants to go out by being shot in the back by his neighbor whilst being caught shagging his neighbor's 18 y.o daughter.

Wouldn't that leave said daughter with some horrible memories?

I mean, there she is, banging her grandfather-aged neighbour and then the old boy gets shot mid-fuck?

Kid's going to be scarred for life.

 

[Quellist]

This isn't me but a 60-something ex-marine friend says he wants to go out by being shot in the back by his neighbor whilst being caught shagging his neighbor's 18 y.o daughter.

Wouldn't that leave said daughter with some horrible memories?

I mean, there she is, banging her grandfather-aged neighbour and then the old boy gets shot mid-fuck?

Kid's going to be scarred for life.

Tbh i don't think the old buzzard really thought beyond getting his rocks off with a barely legal hottie, anyway i sincerely doubt he's serious

 

[McElroy]

One more for the immortal cyborg.
Although I think that when the nanomachines would take over my body and replace the organic tissue, that technically counts as death. Death by transcendence.

As long as you maintain consistent consciousness, then Id consider you still alive.

But you can't ask him about it, can you? :^)

In an honor deathmatch to the death with an extra-terrestrial warlord, because they had to cheat to win which will unite the Earth against them and liberate the poor innocent aliens from their reign of terror.

 

[Vendor-Lazarus]

One more for the immortal cyborg.
Although I think that when the nanomachines would take over my body and replace the organic tissue, that technically counts as death. Death by transcendence.

As long as you maintain consistent consciousness, then Id consider you still alive.

Exactly. The trick is to replace one neuron at a time maintaining that vital consistent consciousness.
I would also refrain from doing this until the plasticity and flexibility of a a neuron can be replicated with a high degree of accuracy.
Probably have to wait until femtotech is involved in some part of the transition.

We know that the organs and general body "ages" (that is to say mutate through faulty organic replication and solar radiation. Aging is a disease that should be cured!! ,) ) but those can most likely be switched out for that awesome robot/cybernetic part.
I wonder how long the brain can survive "on it's own" so to speak..

Yea, I am with you non this. I want to choose when I go and how. I would rather be immortal.. even if that means I have to chop some jerk's head off.
There can be only ONE!!

I watched so much Highlander in my youth I guess it rubbed off.
I even want that cool houseboat from the series!

 

[Lil devils x_v1legacy]

One more for the immortal cyborg.
Although I think that when the nanomachines would take over my body and replace the organic tissue, that technically counts as death. Death by transcendence.

As long as you maintain consistent consciousness, then Id consider you still alive.

Exactly. The trick is to replace one neuron at a time maintaining that vital consistent consciousness.
I would also refrain from doing this until the plasticity and flexibility of a a neuron can be replicated with a high degree of accuracy.
Probably have to wait until femtotech is involved in some part of the transition.

We know that the organs and general body "ages" (that is to say mutate through faulty organic replication and solar radiation. Aging is a disease that should be cured!! ,) ) but those can most likely be switched out for that awesome robot/cybernetic part.
I wonder how long the brain can survive "on it's own" so to speak..

Yea, I am with you non this. I want to choose when I go and how. I would rather be immortal.. even if that means I have to chop some jerk's head off.
There can be only ONE!!

I watched so much Highlander in my youth I guess it rubbed off.
I even want that cool houseboat from the series!

I have Duncan's Katana:

and the Macleod Sword:

And this figure, though I think his face is awful:

I loved that show!
Everyone that comes to my house tends to grab a sword and shout " There can be only one!" when they come over.

 

[Vendor-Lazarus]

I have Duncan's Katana:
and the Macleod Sword:

Nice!

I loved that show!
Everyone that comes to my house tends to grab a sword and shout " There can be only one!" when they come over.

I would sooo do that too, heh. ^^

 

[Qizx]

Very shocked no one has said this yet but...
In my own bed, with a belly full of wine and a maiden's mouth around my cock, at the age of eighty,

 

[Saulkar]

With no regrets, no unfinished business, and feeling like I lived the best life I could have.

One more for the immortal cyborg.
Although I think that when the nanomachines would take over my body and replace the organic tissue, that technically counts as death. Death by transcendence.

As long as you maintain consistent consciousness, then Id consider you still alive.

Exactly. The trick is to replace one neuron at a time maintaining that vital consistent consciousness.
I would also refrain from doing this until the plasticity and flexibility of a a neuron can be replicated with a high degree of accuracy.
Probably have to wait until femtotech is involved in some part of the transition.

We know that the organs and general body "ages" (that is to say mutate through faulty organic replication and solar radiation. Aging is a disease that should be cured!! ,) ) but those can most likely be switched out for that awesome robot/cybernetic part.
I wonder how long the brain can survive "on it's own" so to speak..

Yea, I am with you non this. I want to choose when I go and how. I would rather be immortal.. even if that means I have to chop some jerk's head off.
There can be only ONE!!

I watched so much Highlander in my youth I guess it rubbed off.
I even want that cool houseboat from the series!

Though I would not mind giving that a try, at least near the end. Feeling like I have lived up to my natural potential.

 

[Remus]

Very shocked no one has said this yet but...
In my own bed, with a belly full of wine and a maiden's mouth around my cock, at the age of eighty,

But only if she has that long platinum blonde hair amirite?

 

[008Zulu_v1legacy]

Spectacularly. I have nearly been killed in what I call "accidents" about 27 times in my life now (I'm 38). Fire, poison, drowning, electrocution and blunt force trauma. Multiple times for each. Someone, or something, wants me dead. They are going to have to work for it, and it is going to have to be spectacular to bring me down.

 

[Antari]

I'd have to choose thermonuclear war. And considering recent events in politics, World War 3 is back into remote possibility.

Spoiler

 

[Barbas]

I watched so much Highlander in my youth I guess it rubbed off.
I even want that cool houseboat from the series!

That's it!

Rubbing off a Highlander in mid-quickening. Going out with a bang.

 

[Vendor-Lazarus]

I watched so much Highlander in my youth I guess it rubbed off.
I even want that cool houseboat from the series!

That's it!

Rubbing off a Highlander in mid-quickening. Going out with a bang.

I wouldn't say no to that. I'm not the one dying at the climax of the event after all. ,)

 

[Marik2]

By snu snu and or raped by lamias

 

[Silentpony_v1legacy]

By snu snu and or raped by lamias

...how are those different?

 

[EMWISE94]

Realistic option: in my bed, not at some old age, just asleep, probably from the result of some off-screen explosion.

Semi Realistic Option: In bare handed combat against a rabid animal, preferably a horde of small ones, like rabbits or some shit... maybe hamsters.

Totally Over-the-top Option: ... I dunno, but it'll involve explosions, wine, Beethoven's Ode to Joy blasting at full volume in the back, a flaming ice cream tru- NO WAIT! I'd convince a bunch of other death wishing yahoos to partake in real Twisted Metal... preferably through the ruins of Chernobyl.

 

[twistedmic]

The fun way- Piloting a (Guardians of the Galaxy Milano to Star Wars Millennium Falcon-sized) spacecraft into an (evil) alien planet/inhabited moon while traveling at maximum warp/hyper/light speed and in the middle of a critical core meltdown/failure.

 

[lolcatize]

Car loaded with explosives down a ravine, the speed of the shockwave is faster than your brain signals plus i want to be cremated.
But less extravagant option is good old kurt cobains microphone