Your rant!!

[Mcupobob]

Thats right escapist infamous Mcupobob here wants to hear all your bitching and whining! Why might you ask?

Well This is my 2000th post and in celeberation I am giving you a thread here to vent any steam that might be building up.

ONE RULE

1.No religion or politics.

So lets hear your rants my dear escapist!

 

[sansamour14]

to all those ppl asking me to join their 10th prestige lobby

PISS OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[.p-0-q.]

i have nothing to rant about. my lifes pretty cool

 

[Betancore]

I'm still sick. It's pissing me off. I've missed three days of school, and since my school is so hardcore, I've got heaps to catch up on. I haven't been outside for four days except to go to the doctor's. My GP forbids me to eat anything but toast. And my cough medicine tastes like shit. /endrant

Congrats on 2k. May you have many more posts etc.

 

[Infinatex]

It's raining and I'm cold and theres a hole in one of my gloves.

 

[StonkThis]

I fucking hate when people get all happy about a certain number of posts, it's nothing important, it's like saying, "Look at all the time I've wasted, HIGH FIVES," then expecting us to give a shit. You can throw your own little party, just keep it to yourself, I doubt anyone honestly cares, and as you can tell, I certainly don't. I also hate when people talk as if we're supposed to know them, as if they're famous, when nobody has heard of them.

I also hate when people spell things wrong, don't use apostrophes, and capitalize either Every Word or they capitalize Random words Throughout The sentence whether they're Pronouns or Not. In other words, I'm a grammar Nazi.

 

[Mcupobob]

I fucking hate when people get all happy about a certain number of posts, it's nothing important, it's like saying, "Look at all the time I've wasted, HIGH FIVES," then expecting us to give a shit. You can throw your own little party, just keep it to yourself, I doubt anyone honestly cares, and as you can tell, I certainly don't. I also hate when people talk as if we're supposed to know them, as if they're famous, when nobody has heard of them.

I also hate when people spell things wrong, don't use apostrophes, and capitalize either Every Word or they capitalize Random words Throughout The sentence whether they're Pronouns or Not. In other words, I'm a grammar Nazi.

Haha, thats why I said "infamous" doubt anybody knows me on here. I also can understand grammar Nazis to a point put a few typos? Oh well its your rant have fun buddy.

 

[Ironic Pirate]

I hate the new direction Cracked is going in. First, Cody needs a new fucking editor, as must of his stuff is shit but it's occasionally... No, it's fucking decent very damn rarely. Fuck off, Cody.

Also, new article seem to be added later and later in the day, I remember a time when they were all up by nine... And half the damn time they either pick a random Topic to feature, or re-run an old photoshop contest and package it as a new thing, which is pretty damn cheap.

And finally, shit like the Caruso article get's dozens of comments, but my Five Guys Burgers and Fries article [http://www.cracked.com/funny-5721-five-guys-burgers-fries/], which is by no means amazing, but it's better than that shit.

Also, it needs a random topic function, or making it more obvious to stupid people if there already is one.

 

[8-Bit Grin]

I just started dating a girl.
The problem is, she's also dated my best friend.
My rant? I hate the motherf***ing bro-code!

Here's an image if you're interested:
http://i264.photobucket.com/albums/ii166/bustyaballs/35150_108343402550249_1000012377049.jpg

I just can't resist those eyes...

 

[Betancore]

I just started dating a girl.
The problem is, she's also dated my best friend.
My rant? I hate the motherf***ing bro-code!

Here's an image if you're interested:
http://i264.photobucket.com/albums/ii166/bustyaballs/35150_108343402550249_1000012377049.jpg

I just can't resist those eyes...

Here's a thread [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.117161-Relationship-problem-thread?page=1] for you. He'll probably tell you there's no such thing as the bro-code though.

 

[StonkThis]

I fucking hate when people get all happy about a certain number of posts, it's nothing important, it's like saying, "Look at all the time I've wasted, HIGH FIVES," then expecting us to give a shit. You can throw your own little party, just keep it to yourself, I doubt anyone honestly cares, and as you can tell, I certainly don't. I also hate when people talk as if we're supposed to know them, as if they're famous, when nobody has heard of them.

I also hate when people spell things wrong, don't use apostrophes, and capitalize either Every Word or they capitalize Random words Throughout The sentence whether they're Pronouns or Not. In other words, I'm a grammar Nazi.

Haha, thats why I said "infamous" doubt anybody knows me on here. I also can understand grammar Nazis to a point put a few typos? Oh well its your rant have fun buddy.

Infamous means famous for bad things, so still famous. Also, I was going to point out the spelling errors, but I'd rather be vague or subtle. Have fun with your 'celebration.'

 

[eggy32]

I have to go on holidays for 2 weeks and visit the italian half of my family and because of it i won't get to spend my birthday with my irish half which I like better. I have to wait until i get back, a week after my birthday to get my presents from my mum and brother. I don't wanna wait dammit.

Also Blue Dragon fucked me over by getting me to save in a position where the enemies are too strong and i can't grind. FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!

I haven't completed Lost Odyssey yet because all the enemies keep casting motherfucking seal spells no my mages when im trying to grind my motherfucking mages!

the pair of jeans i liked doesn't fit me as well as it used to because i'm slightly thinner now and I wore them out yesterday for a good reason but they annoyed me a lot and i felt silly!

My laptop is being a ***** and will hardly play any videos apart from youtube at a decent framerate!

My penis hurts a bit.

 

[Z(ombie)fan]

Megaman Battle network.

IM fine with meaman not being a platformer/shooter, but these games I honestly hate beyond reason.

Just... Why? alternate timeline, differant (albeit still good) gameplay and just... I prefered megaman getting darker as a series.

I don't mind them using megaman's story for non-megamanly gameplay, its just there is so little connection megaman proper.

Ways it could have worked:
typical megaman, only in cyberspace for change.

this game basically, only the actual megaman universe rather than bullshit pokemon-lite nonsense + cyberworld.

this game, minus the real world. actually, I would be fine with THAT. megaman has a cyberversion of him responible for cleaning cyberspace. oh, and its an RPG. THAT would have been a respectable game.

just... Why? how could they do this to MEGAMAN!?!?!??!?

 

[Mcupobob]

I fucking hate when people get all happy about a certain number of posts, it's nothing important, it's like saying, "Look at all the time I've wasted, HIGH FIVES," then expecting us to give a shit. You can throw your own little party, just keep it to yourself, I doubt anyone honestly cares, and as you can tell, I certainly don't. I also hate when people talk as if we're supposed to know them, as if they're famous, when nobody has heard of them.

I also hate when people spell things wrong, don't use apostrophes, and capitalize either Every Word or they capitalize Random words Throughout The sentence whether they're Pronouns or Not. In other words, I'm a grammar Nazi.

Haha, thats why I said "infamous" doubt anybody knows me on here. I also can understand grammar Nazis to a point put a few typos? Oh well its your rant have fun buddy.

Infamous means famous for bad things, so still famous. Also, I was going to point out the spelling errors, but I'd rather be vague or subtle. Have fun with your 'celebration.'

Well you were right about the infamous thing, though it also ment not famous. Anywho fixed the errors for you and yes I will have fun with my *cough* "celebration" because I'm the type of person who can have fun.

 

[StonkThis]

I fucking hate when people get all happy about a certain number of posts, it's nothing important, it's like saying, "Look at all the time I've wasted, HIGH FIVES," then expecting us to give a shit. You can throw your own little party, just keep it to yourself, I doubt anyone honestly cares, and as you can tell, I certainly don't. I also hate when people talk as if we're supposed to know them, as if they're famous, when nobody has heard of them.

I also hate when people spell things wrong, don't use apostrophes, and capitalize either Every Word or they capitalize Random words Throughout The sentence whether they're Pronouns or Not. In other words, I'm a grammar Nazi.

Haha, thats why I said "infamous" doubt anybody knows me on here. I also can understand grammar Nazis to a point put a few typos? Oh well its your rant have fun buddy.

Infamous means famous for bad things, so still famous. Also, I was going to point out the spelling errors, but I'd rather be vague or subtle. Have fun with your 'celebration.'

Well you were right about the infamous thing, though it also ment not famous. Anywho fixed the errors for you and yes I will have fun with my *cough* "celebration" because I'm the type of person who can have fun.

Well, have fun with that, I know you 'meant' well.

 

[Mcupobob]

Well, have fun with that, I know you 'meant' well.

Well actully I 'meat' well, but thats a differant story.

[sub]Misspelled 'different' on purpose[/sub]

 

[StonkThis]

Well, have fun with that, I know you 'meant' well.

Well actully I 'meat' well, but thats a differant story.

[sub]Misspelled 'different' on purpose[/sub]

I was referring to the original comment of infamous, so past tense, so meant. And did you 'actually' spell different wrong on purpose, or did you spell it wrong and then say that to cover? Let's hope "that's" not the case.

 

[Mcupobob]

Well, have fun with that, I know you 'meant' well.

Well actully I 'meat' well, but thats a differant story.

[sub]Misspelled 'different' on purpose[/sub]

I was referring to the original comment of infamous, so past tense, so meant. And did you 'actually' spell different wrong on purpose, or did you spell it wrong and then say that to cover? Let's hope "that's" not the case.

Meh, 50-50 I knew it was misspelled but I'm not former husk of a human being who thinks correcting grammar is fun. Or I am not as so insecure to compensate for a inferiority complex by pointing out spelling errors to random stooges on the interent, to give myself a since of superiority. Whatever floats your boat.

Oh and I knew you were pointing out a spelling error form my last post, I just wanted to continue this cycle because self proclaimed grammar Nazis oh so amuse me.

Goodbye and I shall not be replying.

 

[StonkThis]

Well, have fun with that, I know you 'meant' well.

Well actully I 'meat' well, but thats a differant story.

[sub]Misspelled 'different' on purpose[/sub]

I was referring to the original comment of infamous, so past tense, so meant. And did you 'actually' spell different wrong on purpose, or did you spell it wrong and then say that to cover? Let's hope "that's" not the case.

Meh, 50-50 I knew it was misspelled but I'm not former husk of a human being who thinks correcting grammar is fun. Or I am not as so insecure to compensate for a inferiority complex by pointing out spelling errors to random stooges on the interent, to give myself a since of superiority. Whatever floats your boat.

Oh and I knew you were pointing out a spelling error form my last post, I just wanted to continue this cycle because self proclaimed grammar Nazis oh so amuse me.

Goodbye and I shall not be replying.

I never said it was fun, I simply think people should be able to do it. I originally wasn't going to correct it, but you kind of suggested it. Also, I don't compensate for my inferiority complex, I'm fine with it and I full on believe it, because it's true. I don't feel superior because of spelling, more of intellect, so if you put up a good argument, that's logical, but you misspell stuff, I wouldn't consider myself above you, but if you put up the dumbest argument, and you can spell perfectly, I would.

 

[Mcupobob]

Well, have fun with that, I know you 'meant' well.

Well actully I 'meat' well, but thats a differant story.

[sub]Misspelled 'different' on purpose[/sub]

I was referring to the original comment of infamous, so past tense, so meant. And did you 'actually' spell different wrong on purpose, or did you spell it wrong and then say that to cover? Let's hope "that's" not the case.

Meh, 50-50 I knew it was misspelled but I'm not former husk of a human being who thinks correcting grammar is fun. Or I am not as so insecure to compensate for a inferiority complex by pointing out spelling errors to random stooges on the interent, to give myself a since of superiority. Whatever floats your boat.

Oh and I knew you were pointing out a spelling error form my last post, I just wanted to continue this cycle because self proclaimed grammar Nazis oh so amuse me.

Goodbye and I shall not be replying.

I never said it was fun, I simply think people should be able to do it. I originally wasn't going to correct it, but you kind of suggested it. Also, I don't compensate for my inferiority complex, I'm fine with it and I full on believe it, because it's true. I don't feel superior because of spelling, more of intellect, so if you put up a good argument, that's logical, but you misspell stuff, I wouldn't consider myself above you, but if you put up the dumbest argument, and you can spell perfectly, I would.

Uggg* I know I said I wasn't going to reply, and I have honestly almost forgotten what we were aruging about. Hang on *scrolls up* Oh thats right I posted up a fun little topic for my 2000ths post and you decided to use this opportunity to be a indirect prick to me and any other user who goes through this little ceremony. Then went off on a little rant about being a grammar nazi, which I would have been fine with if it weren't for the insults.

Oh and it's sometimes good to live by quotes, even if there just goofy.
"Yeah, I'm a big believer in random capitalization. The rules of capitalization are so unfair to the words in the middle"-
Paper Towns