Your Reality TV Show?

[Fniff]

If you suddenly got a deal to make a reality TV show,AND NOTHING ELSE,with unlimited funding,what would you make?

Big brother,crossed with battle royale,crossed with the Truman show. And crossed with running man too.

Well,That's a lot of pop culture references there.

 

[Armored Prayer]

A reality show of me traveling around, kicking every idiot's ass that comes near me.

I'd watch it.

 

[walls of cetepedes]

Can I not just use the funding to practise genetic experiments on the contestants, and then make them all live in isolation to see how they cope?

 

[Cilliandrew]

My show would feature me and a gang of cold-blooded mercenary-vampires traveling to the sets of other reality shows and slaughtering a different show's cast each week.

If we get renewed for season 2, we'll start hunting down the people that watch these shows....

 

[Fniff]

Can I not just use the funding to practise genetic experiments on the contestants, and then make them all live in isolation to see how they cope?

Kills two birds with the one stone I guess.

 

[NeutralMunchHotel]

Killing you, because as I recall you started a thread on 'The Game'.

God that thing annoys me.

And I lost at it.

 

[walls of cetepedes]

Can I not just use the funding to practise genetic experiments on the contestants, and then make them all live in isolation to see how they cope?

Kills two birds with the one stone I guess.

Care to participate...?

 

[Fniff]

Can I not just use the funding to practise genetic experiments on the contestants, and then make them all live in isolation to see how they cope?

Kills two birds with the one stone I guess.

Care to participate...?

Na...Maybe combine our two shows together?

 

[Kenjitsuka]

I'd make Battle Royale.
Hmm, I guess it could do with more flamethrowers, mines and other rather sadistic weaponry to spice it up some more as well...

 

[Kollega]

If you suddenly got a deal to make a reality TV show,AND NOTHING ELSE,with unlimited funding,what would you make?

Big brother,crossed with battle royale,crossed with the Truman show. And crossed with running man too.

Well,That's a lot of pop culture references there.

Battle Royale,AND Running Man. That's... disturbing.

On topic,my TV show would be called "Engineering: Shine Versus Grit",and will be centered around the rivalry of professional engineers who get a certain sum of cash,and MacGyvers,who get a gigantic scrapyard. Then they must build some kind of device.

 

[esperandote]

It would probably involve spoiled brats in a boot camp.

 

[Cargando]

Big Brother, only infinitely more disturbing and physcological. Do things like prevent the inmates (not housemates) from touching each other and generally being more like 1984.

If you don't know what 1984 is, it's a book. Read it or I will lose faith in humanity. Again. Again.

 

[Private Custard]

I'd take anyone with stupid extremist views and a penchent for violence, and dump them all on a small pacific island along with numerous crates of arms, from 9mm semis through to 50.cal rifles and claymores.

Then I'd broadcast live, 24 hours a day. Each day, I'd airdrop in rations and reading material selected purely for how wound up it'd make the contestants. Then in true Big Brother style, I'd just keep adding more and more random contestants.

At night, I'd flood the island with ninjas, special forces soldiers and bears, tasked purely with taking out the contestants.

 

[Fniff]

If you suddenly got a deal to make a reality TV show,AND NOTHING ELSE,with unlimited funding,what would you make?

Big brother,crossed with battle royale,crossed with the Truman show. And crossed with running man too.

Well,That's a lot of pop culture references there.

Battle Royale,AND Running Man. That's... disturbing.

To explain,this is how the show would work.

4 people become the most wanted people on earth (Running Man) And have to kill each other (Battle Royale) and also they have cameras on them at all times (Big Brother) and also they don't know that this isn't real.

 

[AmrasCalmacil]

Big Brother, only infinitely more disturbing and physcological. Do things like prevent the inmates (not housemates) from touching each other and generally being more like 1984.

If you don't know what 1984 is, it's a book. Read it or I will lose faith in humanity. Again. Again.

And secretly shoot all the contestants in the back of the head at some point?

 

[Kollega]

To explain,this is how the show would work.

4 people become the most wanted people on earth (Running Man) And have to kill each other (Battle Royale) and also they have cameras on them at all times (Big Brother) and also they don't know that this isn't real.

No tackled-on explosives,huh? And they don't know it's a TV show,not real deal? May be just enough lulz to actually do.

 

[walls of cetepedes]

On topic,my TV show would be called "Engineering: Shine Versus Grit",and will be centered around the rivalry of professional engineers who get a certain sum of cash,and MacGyvers,who get a gigantic scrapyard. Then they must build some kind of device.

Similar to this?

Na...Maybe combine our two shows together?

As in...

... making the experiments fight it out?

Yes.

 

[Fniff]

To explain,this is how the show would work.

4 people become the most wanted people on earth (Running Man) And have to kill each other (Battle Royale) and also they have cameras on them at all times (Big Brother) and also they don't know that this isn't real.

No tackled-on explosives,huh? And they don't know it's a TV show,not real deal? May be just enough lulz to actually do.

Tacked on explosives? Brilliant idea!

OH OH! Maybe we can let them go anywhere in the world!

WE HAVE TO SHOW THIS IDEA TO THE CORPORATIONS! We may have just made the most brilliant and popular TV show ever!

 

[QuirkyTambourine]

Use funding to create 5000 zombies, and then use money to give the contestants a mid-sized city to live in, the gun shops and stuff all have to be broken into and they have to scavenge for food. Any contestant that survives for 2 months will win a million dollars.

 

[Cargando]

Big Brother, only infinitely more disturbing and physcological. Do things like prevent the inmates (not housemates) from touching each other and generally being more like 1984.

If you don't know what 1984 is, it's a book. Read it or I will lose faith in humanity. Again. Again.

And secretly shoot all the contestants in the back of the head at some point?

Even better, make them [i/]think[/i] they've been shot.