your relationship rules

[Darth Caelum]

3 rules no more, no less
1. In the beginning of a relationship (i mean 1st day), please don't lie to me.
2. I am a very understanding guy, please don't judge me or my beliefs and i won't force feed you mine (beliefs, you horny Bastards!)
3. If you last for a week the "3 strikes Rule" has now been applied!

 

[DYin01]

My fiancee considered herself to be a lesbian before we started dating. She'd only been with women. Naturally, she had a taste for something I couldn't provide, so I gave her the ability to go out and have sexual encounters with women anytime she wanted. She's never taken me up on it, which is kind of flattering.

Other than that. We talk, we talk, we talk. About everything. Its exhausting sometimes, but you can't doubt our results. We never fight, because we always know exactly what the other one is thinking.

Funny, that's a bit like my situation. If one can seperate lust from love and there's a good foundation of mutual trust, there isn't a problem.

 

[Hellz_Barz]

Just have faith in me. If i say i can do something then sit back and watch me do it.

 

[ModsDeleteThisAccountPlease]

1.) Don't be an extremely hairy Indian girl with no life out side of studying for school.

WAY TO MANY IN MY SCHOOL. There's one, she has a f'ing beard and more body hair than I do. It's quite funny as she considers herself attractive. It's more like "*****, stay the fuck away! You too hairy for any guy!"

 

[Cheery Lunatic]

-If he has a STD, it would be nice if he were to tell me.
-He will never, ever, EVER do an Alabama Hot Pocket to me.
-Do not attack my music taste
-He WILL come with me to the theater if I see an animated (Disney, Pixar, WB, etc.) movie I really, really want to see.

Basically it.

 

[Slayer_2]

1) Don't be a crazy, self-obsessed, stalker.

2) Understand my gaming is a hobby, you're always first, but asking me to give it up is like asking you to give up your makeup or cell-phone.

3) We BOTH go for STD tests before any serious fooling around. Even though I'm a virgin (depending on what you define a virgin as), there is no harm in being safe.

4) Don't whine about my friends, and I'll return the favor.

 

[The Anhk24]

mine would be that she would have to put up with my stupid ideas with a causal stupid action...they're never usually bad and they're usually funny ideas but god how i have met people with no sense of humor

 

[Azure-Supernova]

Ok new rule:

1. No fucking American Idol... ever.

 

[dasUnbekannte]

1. Make me feel all nice and warm and fuzzy and special and so on.
2. Do not try and control my free time. Seriously, if I'm not sitting in the room with you, or talking to you or SOMETHING, you have no right to command me around. I will not just sit by and stop playing MMOs because you've got scruples. Gaah

Those are more relationship form-y rules than relationship maintain-y rules, though. I thoroughly agree with this here:

I've come to the conclusion should rules be made the relationship has started falling apart and you're going into damage control.

 

[fun-with-a-gun]

Don't ask me why today is "special".

I'm not sure if I've even got rules yet... I've never been dating. I have been severely dissappointed though.

 

[CargoHold]

relationship rules = fail.

YES. Love isn't a job interview.

 

[vampirekid.13]

no cheating. ever.


thats it. u dont cheat on me, everything else i am willing to put up with.

 

[mesoforte]

1. Be independent
2. Be reasonably intelligent
3. Don't be psychotic(I can find out faster than you think)
4. Don't expect me to be overly emotional(I'm not)
5. Don't overly worry over little things in a way reminiscent of paranoia(I'll consider it a violation of 3)
6. I don't celebrate Valentine's Day. I celebrate my birthday. If you want to take it up with anyone, take it up with the person that said, "No one wants to be born on the 13th.

>.> <.<

Maybe this is more a list of ways not to annoy me.

 

[historybuff]

1. Be mature enough to have a conversation if you or I have a problem.
2. We each need to have our own friends and we must spend time with those friends--away from each other. I am not a clingy girl, so you cannot be one either. I value my independence, you should too.
3. You respect me, I respect you.

 

[Galletea]

Our relationship works because it's based on unwritten agreements, and not rules. Most of it is common sense, other things you learn as you go.