This is why only fools are heroes. Because you never know when some lunatic will come along with a sadistic choice...
Thankyou, William Dafoe, couldn't have said it better myself. Now get back in your box of needly torment!
*Ahem* Hello, pitiful humans and overzealous interferers of ingenious design, I am your
cartoonishly operatically evil, filthy rich video-game publisher, [small]for we are many,[/small] and we grace you today with a small mercy, a
gift for your unquestioning obedience...a choice to free what you love the dearest.
Wheel out the subjects, my beautiful (and definitely not imprisoned) assistant!
On your left... you will see your favourite developer, malnourished and unkempt, skittery yet full of empty, distant stares caused by years of overworked, stressful demands on projects they no longer have creative control over. They are
mine to pull and twist the strings as I make them dance to the clumsy whims of faceless shareholders, their souls fading into obscurity as they snap anxiously at each other trying to decide the next justification for microtransactions.
On your right... you will see your favourite IP withering away, barely recognisable through the corporate meddling that has left festering wounds of loot-boxes, day one DLC, parceled out content for future profitable sales...oh I have
great plans for this sweet darling, should it be the episodic scalpel or the online-only F2P bone-saw I introduce gently next? Decisions desquisions...
...
Now over to you, dearest 'hero,' you can only free one, to do as they wish for the rest of their existence; for I am merciful.
The other must remain in my iron-grip clutches as they sing to my every indulgent tune; for I am not really merciful at all, haha!!
Who and what are your choices? Whom will you save and why?
Will it be your esteemed developer, stripped of all their IPs, but creatively free (more or less)?
Orrr will it be your darling IP, unchained and released to be given to whomever you desire (more or less)?
[small]*They don't have to be related to each other, but it
would add to the bittersweet drama if so.[/small]