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deserteagleeye

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Patrick Young said:
deserteagleeye said:
Never played any of the games on the Orange Box because I want to play Half-life 1 before I get it, but I can't find that ANYWHERE! I've also played Silent 1,3,5, and shattered memories but I can't find 2 EITHER! >.<
I also can't play Minecraft because of my CRAPPY PC!
its on steam
Yes, but I still have a crappy computer.
 

Fetzenfisch

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i played WOW for 3 years and my highest characters where lvls 78 , 56 and 52 that game gets so extremely boring that i deleted and rerolled characters nearly on daily basis
 

KaizokuouHasu

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First, and foremost, I say I dislike Fan-service because it is a discredit to the integrity of games as a serious art-form. I say I do.
The trust is: I fucking love fan-service! Give me a scantly clad woman with cat-ears and a squeaky, and mildly sexual, voice and I'll roll on the floor and frolic like a pet getting its tummy scratched. I like all kinds of fan-service! The only reason I've not bought games such as X-blades and Bayonetta is because of the front covers. It makes it too obvious. Trust me though; the second I get my own place, I'm ordering all those kinds of games online for home deliver. I'm such a hypocrite. T_T

I've played these final fantasy games:
FF1, 3, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 10-2, 12 & 13
I've finished:
FF1, 6 & 13
I seem to have a problem finishing. . . (that's what she said)
Also, I loved Final Fantasy 13, even though I vowed to hate it. It didn't matter that I swore and spat at the story and characters to save face in front of my equally game obsessed twin. He knew. He knew. And while I'm at it. Vanille and Lighting... Hawt! (I feel dirty)

I've never finished Oblivion. I just get lost exploring and building up my character. I've never got past the quest that comes after bringing Martin back from Kvatch.

Oh. And I always play as a woman when I play games where you can chose gender. Bioware games being the exception.

I've not played the Metal Gear Solid series, apart from Sons of Libery with Raiden (which wasn't a conscious choice of game either; It was just there). I feel like I'm missing out.

I haven't played Minecraft yet, but I still know all these things about the right recipes for certain items, and how redstone works, or where to best find diamond.

I can finish Donkey Kong Country for the SNES in a bit more than an hour if I skip hidden levels and use shortcuts. It's not a perfect run, and I don't get a sense of gratification from doing it, but it passes time on days when I don't feel like masturbating.

I once screwed up a date with a girl that was actually interested in me in a 'not just a friend'-way. I spend the whole time thinking about the three games I was playing at the time. I blame it on insecurity. Not an unhealthy obsession.

There, just a few of my shames.
 

Slenn

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Frostbite3789 said:
Slenn said:
I've never beaten Tales of Symphonia. I've had that game for over 6 years and I've never gotten around to beat it. Also, I beat Chrono Trigger using save states. Yeah, I know it's cheating, but oh well sue me.
Download Steam. Buy Half Life: Source on the cheap. ???? Profit.
I have Steam, but I can't get HL 1 because I have a Mac. But I have HL 2, and I've enjoyed it a lot.
 

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SNIPERFOX ft. Harry P.Ness said:
i play truck simulators.....*Anti Flame Shield*
Like, big rig 18 wheeler simulators? Can you name a good one that's cheap and doesn't need a powerful PC to run? I love realistic, complex simulators. I spend hours in flight simulators.

OT: Not really a secret, or a shame, but most of my friends frown upon my love the the Smackdown series. Starting from Smackdown, all the way up to Smackdown vs Raw 2011. I love those games.
 

Mr.Squishy

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I've never finished Baldur's Gate 2 (mostly due to my save file dying halfway through), and I could never get into planescape: torment.
 

Ross Craig

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In Gears of War got as far as the second level and gave up. I still have the freaking thing in the small pile of xbox games because I don't want to get rid of it in case I ever get really really bored and decide that it's the only thing I have for entertainment other than watching TV for an entire day.
 

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i have not beaten bioshock (playing it now though. got it about a week ago.) and i have not played KOTOR. i can get it on the mac app store but im still unsure whether i should. also i have not played half-life 2. but ill prob buy that soon thanks to the steam sale.
 

joshuaayt

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I've played about 30 JRPGs in my time. I get disappointed if I find out a game is less than 30 hours long.

I have finished 0 JRPGs in my time, and I have played up to 30 hours in any of them exactly four times (FFVII, FFVIII, FFXII, Persona 3).

That said, I'm still playing Persona 3, so maybe it will be my first JRPG completion? Let's hope so.
 

hoboman29

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I've never been able to beat the 2nd boss in the original crash bandicoot and now i don't own the game anymore

I'm too afraid to continue Half Life 2's ravenholm chapter because of poison headcrabs
 

demoman_chaos

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I haven't beat but a few bosses in the single player of Monster Hunter Freedom Unite on PSP. While I tag teamed up through to the last boss (Ukanlos was a prick), I was mostly just riding the coat tails of my allies who had beaten most of the single player (sticking with my light bowgun and basically being the meatshield/monster annoyerer).

EDIT: Also I never beat Halo 1 on PC or Half-Life 2. Simply put, those games bored me to the point I couldn't continue. I tried 2 times to finish Halo, but only got as far as rescuing the commander before giving up. In HL2, I got to the slime slide where those things with the long tongues chill out before turning it off.

jamesworkshop said:
I still can't complete sonic the hedgehog
20 years damn it
Let me guess, Labyrinth Zone right? The only zone in the Sonic games I actually hate (I despise Metropolis for its enemy placement and Carnival Night for the Red Drum of DEATH, but I don't hate them), and what is worse you don't actually fight Robotnik in the end. You just chase him for a while and that is it.
 

jamesworkshop

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demoman_chaos said:
I haven't beat but a few bosses in the single player of Monster Hunter Freedom Unite on PSP. While I tag teamed up through to the last boss (Ukanlos was a prick), I was mostly just riding the coat tails of my allies who had beaten most of the single player (sticking with my light bowgun and basically being the meatshield/monster annoyerer).

EDIT: Also I never beat Halo 1 on PC or Half-Life 2. Simply put, those games bored me to the point I couldn't continue. I tried 2 times to finish Halo, but only got as far as rescuing the commander before giving up. In HL2, I got to the slime slide where those things with the long tongues chill out before turning it off.

jamesworkshop said:
I still can't complete sonic the hedgehog
20 years damn it
Let me guess, Labyrinth Zone right? The only zone in the Sonic games I actually hate (I despise Metropolis for its enemy placement and Carnival Night for the Red Drum of DEATH, but I don't hate them), and what is worse you don't actually fight Robotnik in the end. You just chase him for a while and that is it.
yeah, far harder than the water temple in OoT

funnily enough I found almost all the temples in the master quest version of OoT easier than in the standard game, water included
 

demoman_chaos

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jamesworkshop said:
yeah, far harder than the water temple in OoT

funnily enough I found almost all the temples in the master quest version of OoT easier than in the standard game, water included
I've got bad news for you. After Labyrinth is Star Light, followed by Scrap Brain. Scrap Brain Zone Act 3 is another trip to Labyrinth Zone (don't remember if the music is Scrap Brain's or Labyrinth's). There are 4 Labyrinth levels.