Your Security Team?

[mrhappyface]

Having the luxury of living on a Military Base, we always have a pair of guards stationed at every exit 24/7. They check the IDs of everybody going into the base and sometimes, going out. Sometimes they conduct random searches and investigations. And if things get out of hand, they have their wonderful 9mms and Nightsticks to solve any problem. Do you have some sort of security, or if you don't, what would you have?

 

[JanatUrlich]

I have a goldfish

 

[dalek sec]

I have a lock on the door.

 

[TheNamlessGuy]

DELETED

 

[Ocelot GT]

No, I don't live in a place that bad.

But I have a baseball bat in my bedroom. First pervert who breaks in I'm gonna hit'em for a home run.

 

[Gigaguy64]

My security is a wooden Katana beside my bed.

If i could i would have a real Katana...and Samus as a body guard.
Ohhh yea.

 

[TheNamlessGuy]

DELETED

 

[sooperman]

We have a dog. It barks at everything that comes within fifty feet of the house.

 

[khaimera]

I have a scared chihuahua with a mean bark. And an axe under my bed.

 

[dark_taint92]

if i needed security id pay to have urdnot wrex as my security because we all know you only need 1 krogan to keep you safe.

 

[XIII's Number XIV]

Laser field.

Need I say more?

 

[Cpt_Oblivious]

I have the FBI guarding my house 24/7. All you have to do is send a text saying "I'm going to kill the President" and the next day, they're there.

 

[Wadders]

Some guns, and your bog standard locks.

My area isn't exactly a hot spot of criminal activity...

 

[AndyFromMonday]

I live in an apartment (Upper most part of the building) so I don't have to worry about someone breaking into my house through the window. I also have a metal door with 3 locks on it (One of which can only be opened from the inside) so I feel pretty damn safe at the moment.

 

[Lemon Of Life]

If my assailant is taller than 5ft 11, then he'll be knocked stone cold by the pull up bar in my doorway.

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

I have a lock, some body armour (ex-police issue... don't ask).
Also, I have... other... security devices...

 

[AplChild]

I don't need Security. Just the advice given to me from one of the greatest Heroes of our time.

What Would Jean-Claude Van Damme Do?

The only downside is all my social dilemma's end in me Splits-kicking people in the face.

...Then she dumped me.

 

[iJosh]

I would want a squirtle as mine.

 

[ma55ter_fett]

I have a goldfish

I have a cat, so I can safely say that any attempts to force entry into my home useing a goldfish or a mouse/rat/small furry thing will end in failure.

 

[Wigglyman]

I have DNA-sensitive cameras, that fire guns at everything and everyone that tries to enter if it's not authorized.
From all angles, ever.

The only way you're getting in is if you put someone else skin on

Or one chaff genade...