Your Security Team?

[Tiny116]

Nope ,but I would have a pit fall.

 

[TheNamlessGuy]

DELETED

 

[Kollega]

Well, i have a door. Don't really need to care about windows - i'm on a third floor. Also a pen to stab intruders with.

But if i could have additional security, i'd have a Lombax. Everything's better with Lombaxes.

[small]What? You didn't tell my wish must be realistic![/small]

 

[TheNamlessGuy]

DELETED

 

[Sulu]

I live in a lovely stable area where I don't need to worry about burglars, rioters or terrorists. I have a stanley knife to cut things though..

 

[WittyName]

My security team is my left and right fists.

 

[Tiny116]

Nope ,but I would have a pit fall.

Then what about Harry?

[Badum-tish]

*shakes head*
...
*Pun Punch*

Though that was pretty good i suppose

 

[GrinningManiac]

Spoiler: Just these guys

Aww yeah

 

[Instant K4rma]

I have a collection of swords. Most of them are decorative, but one of 'em is real and could probably fuck someone up good if they broke into my house.

 

[Commander Jack Rankin]

Bruce Campbell.

Nothing else is needed.

How about Bruce Campbell and Mr. T? It would be a redundant system of total awesomeness.

 

[Mr. Self Destruct]

I have and only need MY FISTS

but if i'm without those, MY STUMPS

 

[mrhappyface]

No, I don't live in a place that bad.

But I have a baseball bat in my bedroom. First pervert who breaks in I'm gonna hit'em for a home run.

Actually, the place i live has one of the lowest crime rates in the nation. Its just SOP for the guards and barbed wire fence.

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

A large dog that will do its best to rip your throat out
A small dog that can do a little damage
A knife
A serrated knife
A metal baseball bat

 

[JanatUrlich]

I have a cat, so I can safely say that any attempts to force entry into my home useing a goldfish or a mouse/rat/small furry thing will end in failure.

No, no. You don't understand. MY FISH WON'T DIE. I've been trying for years!

 

[Toaster Hunter]

I'm my own security guard

 

[linwolf]

a lock on my door, when I remember to use it. Don't really thing about that sort of things.

 

[Iron Criterion]

Saxton Hale. And an old hat.

 

[Mekado]

An alarm system, which is almost always on (my gf is a little paranoid, even though we live in a pretty safe place...) and a baseball bat, i don't think i need anymore than that...

Oh, and the police station is like 300 yards away from here, makes me wonder why we needed an alarm system in the first place, it's not like someone's gonna be stupid enough to try and rob the place when we're on the same block as the police station...