I'd make the Statue of Liberty truly American. No opportunity, just a fat guy punching Lady Liberty in the jaw and taking her ice cream.
(I know its a torch, go away.)
(I know its a torch, go away.)
Your statue?
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"Who knew you could get laid, fight off an army of ninjas and win the World Poker Series all at once?"
"Slaying Trolls since 1997"
"Stay off my lawn!"
"I was a terrible person, I sold poison milk to school children, I gave Terrorists nuclear weapons, I made majority of the western world's teenage women pregnant. But I look like one sexy ***** as a statue."
"I answered the question plaguing the kindergarten populous for years, 1+1=2, this lead me to believe that 2+2=3."
"Do I make you horny?"
Something like that, although it could actually be something respectable and sensible, something that would prove my worth, help, and contribution to society. But I'm on a statue, so every one else can suck it.
"I'm on a statue, so everyone else can suck it." - Jake Rogers.
"Stay off my lawn!"
"I was a terrible person, I sold poison milk to school children, I gave Terrorists nuclear weapons, I made majority of the western world's teenage women pregnant. But I look like one sexy ***** as a statue."
"I answered the question plaguing the kindergarten populous for years, 1+1=2, this lead me to believe that 2+2=3."
"Do I make you horny?"
Something like that, although it could actually be something respectable and sensible, something that would prove my worth, help, and contribution to society. But I'm on a statue, so every one else can suck it.
"I'm on a statue, so everyone else can suck it." - Jake Rogers.
"He got killed from behind and has a hole in his stomach, and at the end of the day: is still pretty damn awesome!"
"Here We Are, Born To Be Kings.
We're The Princes Of The Universe."
[sub][sub]...Accept It. [/sub][/sub]
We're The Princes Of The Universe."
[sub][sub]...Accept It. [/sub][/sub]
"She was a triumph"... corny. Yeah.
"Just like freedom, nothing is free." I like that one. Besides the fact that it's from one of my favourite songs.
"For the one who stood her ground." From my OTHER favourite song...
"Set your moral compass by the truth." I think that's my favourite.
"Just like freedom, nothing is free." I like that one. Besides the fact that it's from one of my favourite songs.
"For the one who stood her ground." From my OTHER favourite song...
"Set your moral compass by the truth." I think that's my favourite.
*Written on the front*
"See text on back."
*Written on the back*
"See text on front."
Before long, we will have a horde of idiots circling the statue for eternity
"See text on back."
*Written on the back*
"See text on front."
Before long, we will have a horde of idiots circling the statue for eternity
It would be both of these:
"At times like that you kinda just need to restart the level and stick with what you know and not try to glitch or fight far too advanced enemies."-Rob
"...because once you're Real, you can't be ugly, except to people who don't understand." Skin Horse to Velveteen Rabbit
"At times like that you kinda just need to restart the level and stick with what you know and not try to glitch or fight far too advanced enemies."-Rob
"...because once you're Real, you can't be ugly, except to people who don't understand." Skin Horse to Velveteen Rabbit
Let this be a testament to future generations that their parents were not so different from them. For when your children, or your grandchildren ask why a giant statue of some random dude was built, you are to tell them "because we could".
