Your superhero alter-ego

[friboy2791]

I was just listening to the song Superhero by Stephen Lynch and it made me start thinking about what my superhero persona. So I ask you fellow Escapists what superhero are you? What are your powers? What is your back-story? What is your one weakness?

I am the jammin Jewboy. Along with my sidekick Lechayim Lad I protect Jews everywhere against the evils of antisemitism. My only weakness is bacon because it saps my super kosher powers.

So fellow escapists what is your super alter ego?

(ps i have more super personas that i'll post if you want)

 

[King Toasty]

I am my own super hero. TOASTY AWAYYYY

 

[Lyx]

Hmm, probably just an escalation of what i am like already anyways... probably mainly relying on psychic powers and stealth. I'd probably found something like project mayhem in fight club, except of with the members not being trained to give themselves up, but instead to do the opposite.

Pretty sure other heroes and villians would see me any my people as an even bigger evil and form an alliance against us

 

[friboy2791]

Is kosher even a power?

no keeping kosher is what gives me powers I should have been more clear about that

 

[Lord Beautiful]

Spoiler: I am Captain Promiscuous!

I prowl the cities at night, fighting those who would do harm to innocent attractive women with my martial arts prowess, superhuman strength, and superhuman agility. My only weakness is irresistably attractive women who also happen to be evil.

 

[Serenegoose]

I am Etherea! With my unique command of 1850s Science and an endlessly optimistic outlook, I harness the power of steam, iron and clockwork to drive my foes out!

I am also sliiiightly manic and megalomaniacal, so it's 50/50 whether I simply replace said villains with a benevolent autocracy of my own. One woman, one vote. Mine.

 

[FalloutJack]

Oh yes. I am so definitely a superhero. Absolutely. No doubt abou- Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh... Hah hah hah hah hah... Mwa ha ha ha ha haaa... AAAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAA!!!

Totally a superhero.

 

[Hashime]

I would never be a super hero, I would be a villain: "The Genicidanator" or something of the sort.

 

[kouriichi]

I would be "True Neutral"!

My power is being completely rational in every desicion i make! My power is determined a magical dice in the middle of my chest. Everytime i make an action it rolls, and the resulting number ((the dice changes depending on the situation)) determines my power and success! I could run to punch you in the mouth and roll a 1 ((trip over my own foot and land face first on a rock)) or i could roll a 20! (( flying super punch to the mouth that knocks out several of your teeth in a dramatic, slow-motion fasion))

 

[aLivingPheonix]

I would be Moolada, defender of Yoghurt, lover of Cake. I would kick ass, and chew cake. My powers would throwing cakes at lethal velocity, and spurting yoghurt out of every hole in my body.

 

[Mr. Omega]

After getting in an electrical accident involving good luck, a bunch of one-in-a-million circumstances, and just plain superhero-esque implausibility, I became Lightning Blade. With great skills with a sword and lightning powers (how are they realted? Simple, got the lightning after training.), and being very flexible and acrobatic to perfom all sorst of improbable attacks (like in Hollywood), I would protect the people of notrthern Delaware (Yay for small areas!).
My one weakness: magnetism, or polarized metals. (made a story about this, but guy had different name.)

 

[I Max95]

i can never think of anything for these threads

 

[friboy2791]

i can never think of anything for these threads

so why comment?

 

[zen5887]

I would be "True Neutral"!

My power is being completely rational in every desicion i make! My power is determined a magical dice in the middle of my chest. Everytime i make an action it rolls, and the resulting number ((the dice changes depending on the situation)) determines my power and success! I could run to punch you in the mouth and roll a 1 ((trip over my own foot and land face first on a rock)) or i could roll a 20! (( flying super punch to the mouth that knocks out several of your teeth in a dramatic, slow-motion fasion))

More like.. Chaotic Neutral!

Anyways.

I am Jiu Jitsu man. My deadly guard protects the innocent from evil. My only weakness is wrestlers.

 

[sycoesis]

cant i be a villain?

probably a shape shifter named...... ..... ... probably a shape shifter with no name

 

[Naheal]

I'd probably something similar to an elemental user, probably fire. My weakness would be anything cold.

 

[Mass B]

why, it's Mass B, of course! I was created in the Summer of 2009, when my alter ego died after a freak accident. His body was repaired and enhanced, and I was put in to control the empty body. After a while however, his soul returned, so we both live together in the same body. My powers are that I am the perfected version of my alter ego. I succeed in every aspect in which my alter ego fails, and I can allow the other beings that live in our body to temporarily take over, and have full control while being able to use their powers.