Your superhero name!

[Something Amyss]

The white!

1)Mobile phone
2)Remote control
3)Pillow
4)Heater
5)Window

Please take your pick of things to my right.

White mobile phone?

We are mortal enemies, you and I Curse you! MWAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!

Whoops. Cell phone's ringing. Hold on.

 

[AlAaraaf74]

Now you must face...the Black...Desk!

 

[Kenbo Slice]

Blue Pepsi...fuck that's lame.

 

[Fieldy409_v1legacy]

The black white guy!

 

[Spy_Guy]

The White Antenna.

That sounds oddly... Japanese...

 

[PleaseDele]

I am the Green Zippo! Fear me and my emerald flames!

You're brother has arrived for BLACKLIGHTER has arrived.



(I didn't use a spacebar because now my superhero name is ambiguous.)

 

[bauke67]

Behold! The magnificent magnified magnificence of...

The Blue and Black .. Chair? Curtain(that sounds amazing)? Window(that's pointless)?
By the way, is it me or is over half of the people here wearing something either blue or black?

 

[StealthyNinja]

Stop right there criminal scum! Prepare to face the wrath of.....THE RED MOUSE!!!!

 

[Rusman]

The Black Girlfriend? That seems a bit racist.
Also if we aren't counting women as objects (as I just got hit for calling my LOVELY girlfriend an object (sorry had to do that to appease her)) then I'm the dreaded:
Black Controller! That's kinda cool actually.

 

[IDIifferentname]

The Red Notebook
Don't write me off,
Or I'll mark you down.

 

[ThyReaper]

The White iPod, fear me and my Capitalist, White-Supremacist fury.

 

[Mr Fixit]

The Sage Bottle, wtf? Sage is a color right? Umm, yeah evildoers beware..... it's bottlin' time?

 

[Sir Ollie]

The White Lighter!

Fear me bitches.